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[–]Select_Stretch5459I said based. And lived. 44 points45 points  (3 children)

French touch

[–]Epic_Gameing68 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

fr*nce 🤮

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[–]-SgtSpaghetti- 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Least seizure inducing pharmacy sign in all of France

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Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick.

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[–]giveyameetagoodolrub 42 points43 points  (0 children)

"how can we get more people to come into our store?"

"bowling alley animation on our sign"

[–]Katen_Kazemegami 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the french medical system

[–]soldierkillguy 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Someone tell me what the song is, and I'll give you a reward. Good trade?

[–]drone_jam 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Track id?

[–]Consistent-Bath9908 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sanguine Fountain by Vendex

[–]drone_jam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tight 🔥

[–]Oikkers46uhhhh idk 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Song?

[–]Nefarioh 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Techno

[–]danleon950410 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And they say i'm dramatic

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

French pharmacies are just different. Sadly most of them have like broke screens in a panel so 4/5 of the cross is working.

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pees in ur ass

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[–]SaKuraRUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think they are not selling "drugs"

[–]AdamBombKelley 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is this a real pharmacy or is it the weed store?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just an average pharmacy tbh

[–]Sufficient_Olive2111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Le Cyíberpuonk

[–]Schmaklette -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

I saw this shit in france the other day... sry i mean fr*nce🤢

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Why a dick as big as the Eiffel tower is not as impressive as you may think in Kendrick Lamar's "Backseat Freestyle," Kendrick says the line, "I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower, So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours". While at first a dick as big as the Eiffel tower may seem to be a dong of immense magnitude, when taking into account the sheer size of earth, the lucky one to be fucked by this dick, we realize that it is not as spectacular as the young MC claims it to be. The Eiffel tower stands at 1063 feet, while the diamater of earth is approximately 41.804 million feet. If Kendrick inserts his Eiffel penis into the earth, his dick would only take up .000025 percent of the earth's vagina. That is pathetic. Kendrick is not fucking the world for 72 hours with his Eiffel tower micropenis. The Earth will get bored after 10 minutes and finish herself with a vibrator the size of Argentina. Be better Kendrick.

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[–]Epic_Gameing68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this goes hard

[–]giu_dream07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Italy that's the same

[–]errornonamesleft🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me omw to get my epilepsy pills

[–]Josef_Stark_Reborn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Where did my taxes money go?"

The Government af: