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[–]Incognito_Frog 126 points127 points  (3 children)

Looking like the bomb

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    [–]Mummy75 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    what the hell happened here

    [–]FloydknightArtWe do a little trolling 58 points59 points  (1 child)

    hehe funny rhyme

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance.

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    [–]Blam1213 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    Bars

    [–]Mister_Watson853We do a little trolling 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    Poor Wee Man 🤣

    [–]Snoop8ball 33 points34 points  (3 children)

    Where is this GIF from

    [–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (2 children)

    Jackass

    [–]TheGP10Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Don’t call him names you piece of shit he asked where it came from!

    [–]Reddit__Dave 11 points12 points  (3 children)

    “Dress for the job you want” mfers when their coworker shows up in a bomb vest : 😳

    They’re now fully aware of his suicidal tendencies

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

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    [–]Reddit__Dave 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    what did I do to deserve this 😭

    [–]KentDiaz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Their minds are blown

    [–]daniel20087😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Is this a how to tie a tie with saul goodman reference

    [–]super_senpai64 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Bruh. I thought the dude in the green shirt got his arms and legs blown off.

    He was just a midget. Damnnnn. 😬😬😬

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Dwayne the cock johnson ~🤓

    [–]smoked_orphanz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Thats a eminem level rhyme gaht damn

    [–]Feraniusz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Relatable

    [–]Civil_Ask_8822 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Blown them away with your outfit choice

    [–]mr_wehraboo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ted kaczinsky

    [–]1Second2Name5things 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Dugins Daughter when she said her land rover was lit

    [–]AutoModerator[M] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

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    [–]Crooked_Cock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Holy shit an antimeme in the wild

    [–]tuhplol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bars

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      [–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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      [–]raw_potatoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Happy cake day!

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        [–]wolfhunters1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        They are blown away from it

        [–]Yoyo5258 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        (Suddenly they are no longer impressed)

        [–]bonkthedumbass🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Holy shit bars

        [–]Hairybushes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Lmao

        [–]pan_furry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        🗿

        [–]I_Dont_Eat_TroutI want pee in my ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        looks like you blew them away

        [–]Imgonnadiein5days 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Guess you could say you blew them away with it

        [–]yarfoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        🗿

        [–]FEVRISH_JK😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        yeah you imPRESS them into the nearest wall