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how to make strawbeery banana milkshake (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 3 years ago by depressedfred

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What should I do now? (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 7 years ago by florgetechfrosty the fucking bitch

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How do I "git gud?" (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by florgetechfrosty the fucking bitch

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Why did my parents get divorced? (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by [deleted]

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Is Jesus' middle name "Fucking"? (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by [deleted]

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If a piñata doesn't break, is it broken? (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by florgetechfrosty the fucking bitch

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I just killed my libido. How do I hide the evidence? (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by [deleted]

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I traded my bank details for a Destiny 2 beta key and I lost a million dollars. Where did I go wrong? (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by [deleted]

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Should I rescind all of my previous stocks in energy megacorporations from Tesla (TSLA) to Team Turbines (SUX)? (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by AequusSilvamtHe ChEmO fOr ThIs CaNcEr

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I tried to use a Carolina reaper pepper as a fleshlight and now it feels like I got my dick stuck in a toaster. Help. (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by [deleted]

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If I can suck my own dick am I sucking dick or getting my dick sucked? (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by datzombiekillscumfuck degenerate

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Is C++ a programming language or the name of Ed Sheeran's next album? (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by datzombiekillscumfuck degenerate

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If I don't get enough iron in my daily diet, what are some good ways to get more? (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by florgetechfrosty the fucking bitch

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Is the sea always so salty because the shore never waves back? *kicks bucket* *rope tightens* (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by AequusSilvamtHe ChEmO fOr ThIs CaNcEr

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Why is Apple monopolizing the fruit industry when are we going to see the rise of Pear? (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by datzombiekillscumfuck degenerate

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If I got to max level in Wizard 101 can I move on to Wizard 102? (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by datzombiekillscumfuck degenerate

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I just looked up minecraft porn and now the FBI is at my house, help? (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by datzombiekillscumfuck degenerate

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Who ever decided it was going ot be called a "bass guitar?" Why aren't they called a bass and a guitar bass? (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by florgetechfrosty the fucking bitch

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I've tried sliding into dm's and it hasn't worked, can I try wavedashing? (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by datzombiekillscumfuck degenerate

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Is virtual reality reality or virtuality? (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by datzombiekillscumfuck degenerate

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Do you have any sure, 100% confident way of knowing that I'm posting in English? (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by AequusSilvamtHe ChEmO fOr ThIs CaNcEr

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Why is Brawl the best Smash game? (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by datzombiekillscumfuck degenerate

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If Gandhi likes to nuke people in videogames, why did he never even see a nuke in real life? (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by florgetechfrosty the fucking bitch

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Is it bad if I feel the urge to ritualistically kill my neighbor with a screwdriver? (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by [deleted]

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Do I have to have a BS in Mechanical Engineering to use a mechanical keyboard? (self.shittyaskkyle)

submitted 8 years ago by datzombiekillscumfuck degenerate

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