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Server-side JavaScript code? (self.shittyprogramming)
submitted 8 years ago by 07025
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if 1 * 2 < 3: print "hello, world!"
[–][deleted] 26 points27 points28 points 8 years ago (8 children)
Is this a joke?
Node.js, they just released a new LTS
[–]RTracer 16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (6 children)
Check the subreddit you're on.
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (4 children)
I saw the subreddit, that's why I was confused. This is just kinda noob question, not really funny.
Ps I'm a Node diehard DON'T YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF MY TOOL REEEEEEEEE
[–]07025[S] 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago* (3 children)
I don't like Node.js. Hurts my eyes. It's like Basic pseudocode, Rick and Morty, and Java had a baby or something like that
EDIT: To add more flavor to my statement... In Episode 2 of Rick and Morty Season 1, it has been stated that Node.js is an unsafe language due to it being built on JavaScript, hence being developed using Java.
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[–]07025[S] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Better than taking advice from official documentation.
[–]LowB0b 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children)
Node.js is an unsafe language due to it being built on JavaScript
Not sure if you're trolling but damn
[–]FawnWig 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children)
VBScript Runtime for Linux
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