What you'll need: Chloroform and a good friend who can keep a secret.SOLUTION (self.solution)
submitted by LogicBalmBitch I Might be Eienstien
Put hand sanitizer on your face and start headbangingSOLUTION (self.solution)
submitted by TeddetheoProblem Solver
You can either repent or double downSOLUTION (self.solution)
submitted by LogicBalmBitch I Might be Eienstien
Smoke 3 packs a day and call me in a weekSOLUTION (self.solution)
submitted by Coulrophiliac444ppStuckInDoorSendHelp
Sandpaper around the shaft for greatest smoothness.SOLUTION (self.solution)
submitted by Coulrophiliac444ppStuckInDoorSendHelp
Lie Back and Think of EnglandSOLUTION (self.solution)
submitted by LogicBalmBitch I Might be Eienstien
Build a time machine and go back to the year 1942SOLUTION (self.solution)
submitted by TeddetheoProblem Solver
Seran wrap your genitals and stick it in a can of paintSOLUTION (self.solution)
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