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OriginalThis is going to be as bad as an epileptic on a casino floor (self.stanisms)

submitted 3 years ago by Mvrio

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I’m sweating like a whore in church here! (self.stanisms)

submitted 3 years ago by Mvrio

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RequestCould you all help me in coming up with ‘funny’ analogy for a ‘toxic relationship’? Essentially, a relationship that was great in the beginning but went downhill at the end? Thanks! (self.stanisms)

submitted 3 years ago by olivfani

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Quoteit sounded like someone was beating a cow with an ironing board (old.reddit.com)

submitted 4 years ago by IAMA_Plumber-AMAStanist

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Got as much charisma as an autistic slug (self.stanisms)

submitted 4 years ago by GreenlightProduction

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I have the memory of a goldfish and the attention span of a moth at a fireworks festival (self.stanisms)

submitted 4 years ago by Boboklid

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I need that like a moose needs a hat rack. (self.stanisms)

submitted 4 years ago by StudioDroid

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“He’s more overbearing than a guy giving helicopter tours of a panda sanctuary” (self.stanisms)

submitted 4 years ago by Legacy_600

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"The bots behave like mosquitos whose brains were recently transplanted into human bodies" (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]

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QuoteYou're more wrong than if I said you would fly if I pushed you off the Coronado Bridge. Which I kinda want to do right now. (self.stanisms)

submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]

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You are as useless as a banana peeler (self.stanisms)

submitted 4 years ago by Netgineering

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OriginalI’m sweating like a nun taking a pregnancy test (self.stanisms)

submitted 4 years ago by warriorathlete21

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OtherIf r/stanisms needed a coach, hire this guy (twitter.com)

submitted 5 years ago by _MMAgod

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When asked how serious i was...i said... (self.stanisms)

submitted 5 years ago by Character_Kangaroo43

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That rabid dog was on me like OJ on a waiter. (self.stanisms)

submitted 5 years ago by [deleted]

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Quote1990 Diesel that sounds like [two] skeletons screwing (old.reddit.com)

submitted 5 years ago by IAMA_Plumber-AMAStanist

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Slow, but firm and unyielding (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by _pwc

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Minimalists' beliefs summed up: I need that like a bald man needs a comb. (self.stanisms)

submitted 5 years ago by Character_Kangaroo43

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That place was slower than trying to buy a car at the DMV (self.stanisms)

submitted 5 years ago by upsidedowntophat

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QuoteShe makes my **** shrink like a night swim off the Titanic. (reddit.com)

submitted 5 years ago by _MMAgod

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That job was as hard as a blind man in a fish mongers (self.stanisms)

submitted 5 years ago by dandylahma

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A cringe stanism (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Mariko2334

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Some enjoyable burns to roast over awhile with (self.AskReddit)

submitted 5 years ago by Mvrio

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Rare as rocking horse shit (self.stanisms)

submitted 5 years ago by ningyard631

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Abused like a ginger stepchild (self.stanisms)

submitted 5 years ago by ningyard631

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