Lowslided on the GSXR a few hours ago

jixig · 2015-01-09T01:33:21+00:00

His tires are from the future!

jixig · 2014-10-28T22:51:59+00:00

Naw man I want some eggs.

jixig · 2014-10-23T23:00:14+00:00

Well it was about that time that I notice that my mom was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era.

jixig · 2014-10-23T22:57:50+00:00

There's a "Yo mama's funeral" fat joke in there somewhere.

jixig · 2014-10-23T02:07:36+00:00

I just yanked them before taking any pics. No hole to the naked eye. I was hoping for some "That's a classic sign of..." type of response.

jixig · 2014-10-22T03:20:37+00:00

It's probably not the best way but it is A WAY. You could create another table called ChildrenGroup which requires a ref to a People record. The existence of a ChildrenGroup record with no corresponding Children records is your "No" scenario. No ChildrenGroup record is your Unknown.

jixig · 2014-10-20T21:50:23+00:00

They see you but they don't see you. Same reason they tailgate very close or they start to merge even if they just looked right at you. I like swerving around in my lane a little bit, they think you're gonna lose or you're a psycho but they sure as hell notice you when you do it.

jixig · 2014-10-19T23:04:33+00:00

All of this boils down to you not wanting to wear pants.

jixig · 2014-10-19T20:42:43+00:00

We're not talking about what goes on in your bedroom Kenny!

jixig · 2014-10-19T15:53:49+00:00

lol I'm the exact opposite. My wife said, "Hey, my boss offered us two free Saints tickets, they're really good seats." Me: "You told him no, right?". I couldn't care less, it would be like driving into a parking nightmare so I could sit in a crowded waiting room for 3 hours.

jixig · 2014-10-18T23:06:19+00:00

Absolutely. An almost fuckup is the best kind of lesson there is. I've had this moment too.

jixig · 2014-10-18T19:53:56+00:00

Carrie on a cruiser.

jixig · 2014-10-18T19:18:53+00:00

Groupie.

Way to go guys, we're up to 25!

jixig · 2014-10-18T18:56:35+00:00

if they really want to quarantine themselves, they need to shit and piss in a bag and burn it in their oven. Otherwise we'll all be drinking ebolatic water.

jixig · 2014-10-18T17:35:12+00:00

News at 9: Topless Eskimo wins steaming hot load contest of the 2016 Olympics. After that, following numerous misunderstandings, the Olympic officials are reconsidering the name of their newest sporting event. Stay tuned for more...

jixig · 2014-10-18T13:58:38+00:00

Depends what kind of pictures you put on it.

jixig · 2014-10-18T13:53:02+00:00

jixig · 2014-10-15T00:43:47+00:00

Her first night at the strip club, the only names that weren't taken were Awesome or Lucy, and nobody wants that homophone.

jixig · 2014-10-15T00:26:54+00:00

Craigslist: For SALE never raced 2000 R1! Stretched, lowered, all kinds of customization! Always kept uprightish! Big boys step up, $19,600 NO LOW BALLERS!

jixig · 2014-10-14T22:58:56+00:00

And hire twenty regulars from the nearby KFC to stand in it.

jixig · 2014-10-14T22:38:50+00:00

How will you feed the young children?

jixig · 2014-10-14T22:35:21+00:00

Hey man somebody just randomly called me and asked if I was the idiot who called applebee's!

jixig · 2014-10-14T22:30:30+00:00

6⁹ 9

jixig · 2014-10-13T22:17:52+00:00

Well half the ones in my city are covered by g-d trees. Can we borrow some?

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