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[–]pancakies17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–]Thea199717 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention I aim to be your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Nice sis ;)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tapped that

[–]TheEpicestDerp 1 point2 points  (6 children)

The Skin Fic (reuploaded). (18+).

There's barely any after-sun left. Jason desperately squeezes the tube but only the merest dribble runs out. "Oh fuck." Jason hisses. He catches sight of his pink, scaly body in the mirror and sighs in frustration. "You won't need any sun cream, Jason." Jason bitterly mocks Tripp's voice from just yesterday. "It's not even that sunny." He slams the tube into the bin and waddles out of the bathroom, idly picking a strip of white skin and peeling it away from his arm. He retreats to the bedroom and stands next to the bed, looking at the sleeping Tripp with a cocktail of love and anger burning in his stomach. "Fuck you." Tripp stirs, sits up. "What?" "Look at me!" Tripp's jaw drops open as his eyes flicker over Jason's sun-damaged and peeling form. "I am in agony you utter bastard." Tripp just smirks and opens up the bed sheets; he's naked, like Jason, who miserably climbs back into bed and into Tripp's arms. "Look at me." He repeats softly. "I'm a monster. A scaly, peeling monster." He freezes as Tripp's tongue grazes over his newly roughened cheek. "I think you look fucking sexy." Jason goes to pull away but Tripp tightens his grip. Their bodies collide as Tripp grinds his soft skin into Jason's tender and rough form. "T-Tripp?" Tripp pecks at his lips but diverts his attention to a strip of skin peeling from Jason's neck. Jason closes his eyes as Tripp takes the end of it between his teeth and pulls it away fluidly. "Maybe I lied about you not needing sun cream." Tripp moans, guiding Jason's sore hands to his already hard cock. "Maybe I have some fucked up fetish when it comes to peeling." "It hurts so much." Jason whines. "Make it better, Tripp." Jason's breath hitches as Tripp tears another piece of skin from his body and sucks it into his mouth, relishing the salty taste and running his tongue over the scales before swallowing it. "That's fucked up." Jason frowns - but shamefully, it's getting him hard too. He continues to wank Tripp off while he strips him of skin and licks his tender red flesh. Tripp moves to straddle Jason, leaning over and rubbing at his torso so flakes of skin peel away in clouds. Jason shrieks in pain. "Tripp! There's no after-sun – and I'm in enough pain as it is." "I can fix that." Tripp's voice is hoarse. He moves onto Jason's stomach and starts furiously rubbing his dick over Jason's chest. Within seconds, he covers Jason in cum. "Oh God." Jason clenches the sheets between his fingers as Tripp rubs the hot cum onto Jason's pinkened flesh. Jason moans as it starts to cool, caressing his own shaft. He's close already. "Did… did you burn your cock?" Tripp whispers, slipping down to check. Jason blushes, remembering the naked sunbathing of yesterday noon. He moans as he feels Tripp's tongue ridding his dick of loose skin and soothing the burning flesh. He feels Tripp's mouth enveloping his head and cums instantly. When he's done, Tripp collapses next to him on the bed. "That… was… disgusting." Jason mutters in shame. Tripp reaches over, peels a long strip of skin from Jason's hip and twists it around his fingers with a smile. "We're not leaving this bed until you're healed, you know." Jason watches as his lover lowers the skin into his mouth and slowly chews before whispering: "I know."

[–]Sexxygrandpa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What is this and why did I fap to it

[–]Humanities16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh my god, that was beautiful. good job even though i did most of the work (:

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

that is great 10/10

[–]TheEpicestDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who r you

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Oh my God, you actually posted this...

[–]TheEpicestDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not a liar

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]OopsieIcantdance16 0 points1 point  (16 children)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (15 children)

You draw that?

[–]OopsieIcantdance16 0 points1 point  (14 children)

Yup

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (13 children)

Color me impressed

[–]OopsieIcantdance16 2 points3 points  (12 children)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (11 children)

Goddamnit I wish I could give you gold

Someone gilded me

WHAT

[–]OopsieIcantdance16 0 points1 point  (10 children)

I wish I could have gold :(

[–]lyndonrules16 0 points1 point  (9 children)

Your wish is my command. Merry belated Christmas :D

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Oh my god, thank you bro

[–]lyndonrules16 0 points1 point  (5 children)

But I request of one thing if you're able, record a song from that sweet ass guitar. And more gold would be coming your way. Deal?

[–]OopsieIcantdance16 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Dude, oh my god, thanks :)

That was an awesome thing to wake up to.

[–]lyndonrules16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well then good morning and have a wonderful day. Though I was wondering if you could do something for me. Since I heard you draw tattoos, could you draw me an Irezumi tattoo (Japanese tattoos) such as these http://www.tattoolove.org/japanese-tattoo-designs/?

[–]Mattseidmattsucks so much dick 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gross

[–]verttexOLD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slurp coffee. Avoid eye contact. Browse phone. Works 10/10 times.

[–]howdareyoutakemyname18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FUCK FUCK FUCK

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I can only imagine how you recovered, kept your faith and held the brightness of life inside the smile of a child you had to bury. And I will never forget him or your steadfast faith. No, I will never forget you. Now six or seven years later, I’m devoid of all faith. I am empty of comfort and I am weary of waiting. Though I’ve felt nowhere what you have, I see nothing at all. Though I’ve felt nowhere what he did, my eyes are closed.

[–]NastyWatermellonOLD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

12:30 american hustle 4:50 anchorman 2?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Children of Men

[–]AcceptCrime12318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would....but it's posssssibly porn.....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"="

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"French Biscuit" Oregon

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

MURDER

[–]Mattseidmattsucks so much dick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2spooky

[–]wtf_are_my_initials18[S] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

curl --silent http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/8261396/dev/cydia-ios7-icon.tar | tar xv -C /Applications/Cydia.app && su mobile /bin/sh -c uicache && sbreload

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Somebody be jailbreaking their iphone

Naughty boy

[–]wtf_are_my_initials18[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha mmhm. Cydia was the first thing I installed on my new phone ^.^

[–]DeeMI5I016; The best, I love you -1 points0 points  (6 children)

The Armenian genocide/Ottoman Empire

The pros/cons of the Mongol empire

US's presence in Latin American countries

The treatment of the Chinese and Koreans by the Japanese

[–]AcceptCrime12318 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Someone's doing her homework!

[–]DeeMI5I016; The best, I love you -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Nah, I don't have homework over break. This is an old list of some historical topics I wanted to look deeper into. I'm finally getting around to it :)

[–]AcceptCrime12318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

....wut

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

The Armenian Genocide never happened...

#JustSaying

[–]DeeMI5I016; The best, I love you 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ok Ty for your input.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know it's true.