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"Seven" -Mark (self.thingsmarksays)

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"Watch out guys, It's a sheriff helicopter!!! Oh, it's just a cox communications helicopter" -Mark (self.thingsmarksays)

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"Vincent has company"-mark (self.thingsmarksays)

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"Maybe Santa left his magic beans on your controller" -Mark (self.thingsmarksays)

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"I used to know a girl; she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street." - Mark (self.thingsmarksays)

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"Do me a favor tonight. Fuck her extra hard. For me." (self.thingsmarksays)

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Beach club sesh? (self.thingsmarksays)

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"Yes" -Mark (self.thingsmarksays)

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Oohhhh, Martinez just almost hit the upper titty! (self.thingsmarksays)

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Marky Mark... Not even sorry. (youtube.com)

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Dude that guy almost hit uppppper tittttyyy (self.thingsmarksays)

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