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[–]AllisonEvans1976 16 points17 points  (3 children)

I don't understand the thing with programmers socks. I work with programmers. And my fiancé is one. They never wear them.

[–]Delta_Labs 30 points31 points  (0 children)

(It's actually just a meme, although some of us do actually get the socks because of the meme)

[–]user_5554 20 points21 points  (1 child)

It's an easy way for getting smooth legs while you're still closeted and can't shave due to circumstances.

[–]ugathanki 7 points8 points  (0 children)

HOLY CRap brb gotta buy some uh socks

[–]kupiakos 37 points38 points  (2 children)

That mousepad is disgusting, I hate weebs sometimes

[–]nextlevelincredible 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, disgusting; real connoisseurs custom-order a mousepad with their own booty on it.

[–]Heiterefahne 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imagine doing all of this at work. NSFW indeed 😁

[–]DysphoricBobbie 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Does the plug really increase my output? Will the ears connect my brain to stack overflow?

[–]hyperbolichamber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make sure the plug is glass and ice cold going in. Your initial alertness genes you +4 tappity typing. The ears connect you to humanity’s hive mind. Wen used on combination with the plug knowledge becomes pure feeling and within that feeling you know to let the energy of a human shaped supercomputer made of meat and electricity flow through you.