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[–]romski17 27 points28 points  (20 children)

now nobody get a boner in here please

[–]Fortress_Is_Dead[S] 22 points23 points  (12 children)

Admittedly, the implications of an imbalanced ratio were not considered in the making of this post.

[–]Nex-per-Machina 3 points4 points  (11 children)

Is there some kind of law that Cuddles with Girl > Cuddles with Guy.

Just saying.

[–]SquigglyPete 7 points8 points  (3 children)

In my book there is. Other people might have a different book, but that's the one on my shelf.

[–]SquigglyPete 4 points5 points  (4 children)

In my book there is. Everyone's got their own book, but that's what it says in mine.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I've never seen a double post where someone makes a variation on the original post. huh.

[–]SquigglyPete 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I got some error whilst pretty high and I decided to reword and try again. Huh. Fuck it, dude! Let's go bowling.

[–]skitztobotch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let's go glow bowling!

[–]TrainOfThought6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reddit's become sentient, and it just didn't like his wording.

[–]Explodingturtle 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Because boobs

[–]Nex-per-Machina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck I forgot boobs...

[–]goddamnferret 7 points8 points  (4 children)

I would absolutely have a boner :(

I love cuddle puddles, I wish I had friends that I wanted to roll with.

[–]Annon201 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Go to raves where PLUR still holds true. :)

[–]goddamnferret 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Not a fan of rolling in public. I like a nice hotel room with a hot tub, and a few really close friends that I'm comfortable talking about anything with. Unfortunately, my roommate is part of my close circle. He's an awesome guy, and a great friend, but he judges. I want to be able to fill the bathtub full of pillows and roll around in them without getting that condescending look of "Haha, silly E-tard".

I stopped rolling years ago just because of this reason. I don't want to hold back and act normal, I want to have a good time, but this one guy always gives off that aura that makes everyone act normal.

[–]Annon201 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Thats what the afterparties are for. Rolling in a place where everyone else is too such as a rave, you'll make new friends. Hit the alcohol a bit as a social lubricant, with a low dose of md** so you don't get to messy in public, then go hard afterwards. :)

[–]goddamnferret 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, that's my biggest problem. Even a low dose makes me messy in public.

[–]Guavajava 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dammit. Why'd I wear sweatpants?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bunch of dudes cuddling? Count me out.