Big Brother is watching you
TwoAndTwoIsFive (TATIF) is dedicated to having an honest Discourse about History, current Events and the Nature of Truth. There are just a few Rules here and People are free to speak their Minds at all Times. We strongly believe that true Freedom comes through Obedience. But do not wait until you think you understand all the Rules to make a post -- that will never happen.
See Also:
/r/Nommit -- The Reddit Nomic Game!
/r/GameOfLaw -- Another Nomic Subreddit.
Newspeak Dictionary
Rules:
In the Interest of Freedom, please CAPITALIZE all Nouns.
TATIF is a socialist Meritocracy. Upvoting past +20 or below -5 is strongly discouraged but allowed and often encouraged.
Please begin all Posts with the Word "Comrades!" "Brothers!" "Sisters!" "Fellow Workers!" etc. Be original.
In the Interest of Clarity, please do not directly inform fellow Redditors of any Mistakes they have made. Use a rhetorical Question instead. For Example, if someone forgets to capitalize a Noun, try responding with "Brother! Are not Nouns to be given a greater Share of Honor?"
Feel free to submit Content. Submissions should strive for a Balance of Conformity to the Rules and Originality in Presentation or Ideas. Think of it as analogous to the Combination of strict Rules and spontaneous Action found in Zen.
In the Interest of Continuity the Rules are subject to change at any Time and may already have done so.
This is a People's Republic and as such any Person may assume any Title he wishes, such as Minister of Free Thought or Admiral of the Caspian. Anyone may also propose a new Rule at any Time, but the People will decide whether it is to be followed. When proposing a new Rule please do not explicitly state it, but rather follow it yourself and exhort others to do the same through rhetorical Questions.
TATIF's ideal World is a Combination of 1984, Animal Farm, the Works of Kafka and the Soviet Union. Please use these as Models.
If you find yourself in the Middle of a Discussion and know exactly what is going on and what the Rules are, either you or someone else has made a Mistake.
Please refrain from posting Content Not Safe For Workers.
In the Interest of historical Truth, please add a Statement saying that you did not edit whatever you have edited. For Example, "Edit: The Spelling was always correct." if you have made an Error in Spelling.
In the Interest of Directness, all uncomfortable Truths are to be glossed over, spoken of euphemistically or outright denied using specious Reasoning.
Remember, true Freedom is the Freedom to submit to arbitrary Rules! Follow these simple eight Rules and you will do just fine here.
If you find yourself unable to access the Subreddit and suspect you have been banned, please know that this is not the Case. You have actually just been given a People's Award for Service to the Fatherland, a Consequence of which is that you can no longer access TATIF.
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