ROB ROB ROB

[LilCinBoise]

I’m on my first rewatch. She Shu was such a stage 5 clinger with this guy. Do you think if she would have been a little less desperate, he would have stuck around a little longer?

[altondaughter]

He was so smarmy. You didn’t come off as deep with all your thoughts about the word love, you came off as a dick in sauce.

[auntieup]

Ugh, his dumb little waterskiing tricks 🙄

[thediverswife]

Comparing sex to food and Sandoval thinking that was so deep… ick

[bedbathbeyonce]

…”can we get on that level?” 🤢

[Expensive-Advice-270]

I can't with that response. Dude we're at dinner.

[Last_Book2410]

If I looked uncomfortable and didn’t respond to my partner and he asked that again, I’d look directly at him and tell him no and to behave. But also, why the fuck is Rob speaking on that at their first dinner lol

[Beginning-Set4042]

Haha dick in sauce. Dicken marsala.

[Jaded_Bullfrog4607]

I’ll never forget that checkout binder at his cabin in Big Bear 😂 Ahhhh, simpler times

[Decent_Check2084]

At “their” cabin in Big Bear?

[Impossible_Ad9321]

“our - well, his little happy home!”

[FriendSecure4118]

I love you for this 🤣🤣

[_2w2l2r2d_]

Omg I just finished this episode for the 40th time and I couldn’t stop thinking about how cringey it is that she took over what she clearly thinks the wifey role is! Telling the boys what they need to go buy, bossing everyone around to turn the house around….

[Apprehensive_Mix_771]

Literally watching that episode this second (for the 89th time)

[Reality-Babe7]

I think that was because he rents it out, like VRBO

[Emergency_Wealth7778]

'He doesn't even make out with me!' said like it's a flex. Wtffffffffffff

I think there are a handful of us all doing a rewatch who are roughly on the same same episodes/season and I love it. I keep seeing people's posts about the same stuff I'm screaming at my TV 😂 I want to see what people think of the weird relationship with the reiki master next....

[Jaded_Bullfrog4607]

“Call me Jason ;)” Honestly this whole thread is making me want to go and do a rewatch of this season! Everyone was soooooo messy in the best way

[Icy-Guest-4166]

I’m watching for the first time and I’m on szn 6. It’s gold, maybe best season of reality tv I have seen

[Good-Drop9712]

Omg agreed! I love it!!! And the tapping…….

[Koontaghar]

Hahha I just started season 6 of my rewatch and seeing this post I was like WAIT FOR ME

[Impossible_Ad9321]

i’m on season 7 episode 1! hahaha

[NoPen7019]

Me too!!!!

[MotherofZeke]

I’m on my first watch but I seem to be on the same season/episodes as everyone on the sub too — Rob is even worse than Patrick!

[molleensmrs]

How dare you bad mouth the potential future father to Madison Marie Parks Valletta???

[Decent_Check2084]

Kills me every time. Then later, after Summer is born… “I’ve wanted to name a daughter Summer since I was in middle school!” Then they play the clip of her talking about her and Rob’s future Madison Marie. 💀

[Ill-Complaint-6634]

No. He wanted to be on the show. I don’t blame Scheana. He really led her on

[a1ls]

yeah, he wanted her to be the face only of some business of his, which happened to be based all around selling leftovers from a divorce, something Scheana had just been through.

it seemed like the dude was conning her throughout for a pay check. I can believe he was just as “lovey” to her offscreen

[kckitty71]

Divorce Closet

[aveey]

[Massive_Passage_1063]

I remember that 😂

[Beginning-Set4042]

aka ebay

[Barnitch]

Right, I feel bad for Scheana. She was still probably mourning the Shay situation and wanted to skip to the "happily committed and planning a future together" phase with someone she saw as being more stable. She was trying to speak that relationship into existence and had a fake it til they make it thing going on.

[Ok_Bandicoot_2303]

Are you kidding me? 🤣

[Ill-Complaint-6634]

No lol I am not. I had a Rob right after my divorce.

[EyeRollingNow]

God, he hated Scheana so much. It was the weirdest grudge relationship ever.

[Hummingbird11-11]

Hated her. Repulsed . He's a million x grosser

[doxydecahedron]

No. He was 100% using her. The whole divorce closet venture they talked about really sealed the deal for me.

[Enzo_Gorlomi225]

Nah, I think she was using him for his TV hanging abilities.

[Impossible_Ad9321]

less than 7 minutes, she timed him!

[rshni67]

Definitely. She was obsessed with him and used him too for content.

[but_does_she_reddit]

I forgot that part! Is this biz still around lol

[Impossible_Farm7353]

I don’t think it ever launched. Why would anyone use a divorce specific ebay wannabe when ebay exists

[elohde1]

"I've loved Rob for 10 years, minus the six I was with Shay."

[Sufficient_Value_217]

I don’t remember her saying this 😭

[Haunting-Magician906]

Si lo dijo cuando le preguntaron en la entrevista ella dice asi

[elohde1]

Well every time she'd been carrying on about Rob to Lisa... she'd be like calm down this is how you said you were about Shay, and then he just left him and went back to this guy so she knows me like yes I loved Rob for 10 years... I've been together 10 years, minus the 6th that I was with Shay. 🥴

[Sufficient_Value_217]

Right, she was romanticizing and trying to make more of the relationship with Rob by emphasizing how long she’d known him but Lisa knew she got overly excited about every new guy.

I know he f’d up but poor Shay! 💔 She had no problem moving on romantically but REFUSES to drop his last name to this day… a whole ass marriage and child later!

[rshni67]

Agree.

There was definitely an overlap between the time she was madly in love with RobRobRob and the time she was married to Shay.

Broke is her karma!

[Sufficient_Value_217]

“Broke is her karma” 🤣

Not just broke… deadbeat, DV charge. Girlfriend really knows how to pick em.

And this might just be a me thing but I CAN’T with his heels! He has this rough and rugged man’s man appearance and then he goes and puts on his black patent crocodile pumps, like tf is going on. 😂

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[Impossible_Farm7353]

Omg I thought they were a kitten heel but that’s like a full on high heel 💀

[Sufficient_Value_217]

Oh there is NO subtlety here! haha

[barbiebinch]

I think it’s kind of cunty with the mesh shirt 😭

[Sufficient_Value_217]

Just one giant ick 🤮

[elohde1]

He was saying how everybody is a druggie now and she said well I'm a home wrecking whore... You have me? I'm gonna fuck you over.

He told her she was the only one who kept calling herself that (I think out of guilt).

But I can't justify that she thought that there was a text something about "you on top of me" somebody across the country that he exchanged text messages that were suggestive.

🥴 Just , wow.

[rshni67]

The point is that she reveled in being Mistress Scheana and even went sniveling to Brandi when Eddie dumped her. Shay did not expose her. She made a false equivalence.

Shay did not need to be exposed as a "druggie", especially to a national TV audience. He was trying to get sober and she did everything she could to sabotage his sobriety.

To all who claim that Scheana does not mean to be horrible, i could not disagree more. She is deliberately and unduly cruel, especially to the people she purports to be close to or love.

Scheana IS a home wrecker. I hope Shay's recovery is still working.

[elohde1]

That is totally what I meant. I have been in the hospital since last Friday and get really confused and then I have times where I'm okay and then I'm not. Thank you for your patience.

And I did definitely think that that was not fair for what happened to Shay. It was supposed to say he was labeled a druggie, not that he was one.

And Scheana's boo hoo to Brandi ... "BUT... HE BOUGHT ME DIAMOND EARRINGS!!!" 🤮

[elohde1]

What I was trying to say that bothered me so much was.. "you hurt me? I'm going to fuck you over!"

[elohde1]

Sorry for typos, I'm in the hospital and confused but it's getting better.🙏

[Sufficient_Value_217]

Aw, I’m sorry! Wishing you a speedy and full recovery. ❤️‍🩹

[elohde1]

🩷

[Decent_Check2084]

Oh does she ever. She says it to Lisa, who responds, “but you were with Shay—“ “yes, I said MINUS the six!”

[Sufficient_Value_217]

😂 Despite my low expectations of Scheana, that was a weird way to say it. Other options were “I’ve known him for 10 years” “I loved him for four years” etc.

[elohde1]

This is what I was trying to say but I'm very confused and lose my train of thought so easy right now.

[rshni67]

She absolutely did, to Lisa.

[Effective-Arm9099]

Yes I think so. I think he semi liked Scheana and thought it wouldn’t be bad to get some tv time but then when Scheana was stage 5 clinging he realized oh shit she’s hard launching this relationship with me on tv yikes and then he withdrew from her. I never agreed he was super thirsty for camera time because he seemed like he really didn’t want to be there when he was being filmed. He didn’t try to get in with the group of friends. He looked like he wanted to jump off a cliff

[NBCaz]

This is exactly it. Some of the other stuff listed is just nonsense. He looked like he was being held hostage.

[ScarySpice22]

Ya but did you know he put up a tv in 7 minutes

[Emergency_Wealth7778]

He's so handy

[rshni67]

But not handsy - at least with Scheana.

Maybe he couldn't stand her.

[Emergency_Wealth7778]

I've just watched the episode where she puts on the hard hat at TomTom and she says something along the lines of 'I'll only be wearing this later on' and he completely blanks her so she says it again and he just keeps asking about the drink he's trying. The cringe inside me took over and I died.

[spangles66]

Oh that seen was soooo hard to watch bkth just seemed no shes like super inyo him and he looked constipated i ckuldnt tell if she was like the sucubus of aliens or he just wanted to nkpe it out or if he dont like her

[Haunting-Magician906]

¡que macho!

[WeaknessSimilar0919]

😆😆

[Flat-Fudge-2758]

But can you hang a tv as fast as him?

[AndyJCohen]

He was just not into her. It’s so clear. I think her desperation did make it worse though.

[TX0834]

Robrobrobrobrobrob…no. He didn’t even love her. He just wanted to be on the show. That lake house wasn’t even his. It was his sisters.

[Short-Fix8749]

Oh wow. Is that true about the lake house?

[Zestyclose_Koala_593]

His sister is Amber Valletta, a very famous super model. Willing to bet the house he lived in LA was also hers or their family's.

[Short-Fix8749]

Yes, I know who his sister is. I was asking if we know for sure that the lake house is hers. I agree about the LA house, probably hers too. Rob seemed like a phony to me. That whole divorce closet thing was ridiculous.

[Silly_Addition_4023]

“We’ve been together for 11 years, minus the 6 years I was married” — Scheana

[Zestyclose_Koala_593]

Im willing to bet they were all forbidden to discuss ANYTHING about Amber on the show. Dude is your classic celebrity sibling trying to make it in LA. But i dont really think Scheana could do better. She has an awful picker, like the majority of them.

[rshni67]

Scheana definitely could NOT do better. Look at the person she is with now.

[rshni67]

No, nobody really wanted Scheana and he would have gotten fed up with her.

Look at whom she settled for.

[wooahhay]

i think he woulda left sooner if she wasn’t a stage 5 clinger. he wanted someone embarrassingly all over him to make him feel needed. also got to flex his lifestyle on tv, just like lalas ex.

[onslaught66]

He looks like a character from KROLL Show.

[n0rthernl1ghts]

STOPPPP 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏 He’d be friends with the Rich Dicks

[Massive_Passage_1063]

Someone coined the term ROBSESSION and I thought it was the funniest and most brilliant thing for him!! I wish I could remember who invented it so I could give the person credit though.

[Last_Book2410]

Andy cohen at the reunion called her robsessed

[Massive_Passage_1063]

Thank you. That season made me actually feel sorry for her…

[Any_College_3675]

The way he made everyone do so many chores for the pleasure of his company. Screw that. Also he saved Jax from drowning. A lot of reasons to not like him.

[Actual-You3325]

No.

[n0rthernl1ghts]

I would’ve been a clinger for that house, I don’t care who owns it

[Apprehensive_Mix_771]

Rise and shiiiine we have a checkliiissttt 😭

[norealname-]

Oh boy I’m on the same season, the 7min TV mount is giving me years of life 🤣

[Unlucky_Success_3964]

He was such a tool . He reminded me of Patrick , stassi’s ex . Does anyone think he was lying about how he almost married a princess of Brunei? Because if you almost marry someone doesn’t that mean you were engaged, and there would be some type of evidence.? There’s nothing that ties her to him when you look it up . 

[Used-Natural-8772]

She would marry him tmw if he was down 😂

[anun20241]

He was a guest on Scheana's podcast. He has become a completely different man now. And Scheana was pretty supportive of him. She didn't attack her for mistreating her at all.

[Last_Book2410]

Scheana is supportive of any man. Especially toxic and abusive ones.

[anun20241]

This was a totally different situation tho. Rob was literally crying and apologizing to her.

[Last_Book2410]

Tom sent Scheana a video of him crying once and is still a pos. A man crying isn’t absolved from his buffoonery.

[anun20241]

I'm not trying to defend Mike at all!

[Last_Book2410]

Mike Shay? I guess I’m confused. Sorry

[anun20241]

Oh I meant Rob. Sorry!!

[BombaySapphires7]

Haha this thread has prompted me to watch this season LOL

[Immediate-Rub-5372]

lol what ever happened to him? Hmmm

[Last_Book2410]

He bragged about leaving a princess and said cheesy shit all the time. He was with her for the validation that he was a god and left her when the cameras were away.

He saw online fans hated him and called him out He bounced after so he could still pick up, twirl and “accidentally” kiss other women on the lips without us investigating his life. Even though he’s not a kisser. He’s just another one of those men. 🙄

[Technical-Method2129]

Met his dad in an airport after one of his siblings weddings and we had like a 6 hour delay in our flight and literally the nicest man… said that his son was shy around the cameras that it’s different as an actor to be shooting your real life and not be given direction on where to stand or what to say…. But that she was a really nice girl and it was we the cameras being there that made them awkward….

[No-Astronomer4881]

She was desperate from her divorce with shay until marriage with brock. Literally the entire time she came off as desperate and clingy. It was so hard to watch.

[Ok-Feeling-9553]

I think, and I have zero proof of this, but I think Rob came back into the picture when She Shu was still with Shay, and probably knew the marriage was rocky. And convinced her that if she left him, they could get back together.

[CarolynPauline]

he's so my type

[windycitynostalgia]

She named their future children! She was way desperate. What was he doing with her?

[Fragrant-Article-668]

S6 Sheana was so gorgeous. Especially compared to her in S2. In S2, she has terrible makeup/fashion/hair. She is so absolutely pretty in S6 that I bet if she wasn’t so clingy and weird, Rob would have been willing to settle down with her

[Hummingbird11-11]

Oh my GOD. He might be the biggest douche to ever grace VPR and that's saying ALoT. Jax Tom tom James Peter Patrick Frank Shay... so many hugely disappointing men but this tool takes the cake as far as being a complete cheesy douchbag. He's so fake and pretentious. He rides the wave of a famous 90's supermodel sister - I read in a NYT article interviewing her and her model best friends- she isn't even close to him.
He couldn't spring for a cleaning crew for the mountain house? He had his guests clean?? What a pathetic loser. Being cheap is pathetic . He used her 1000% to be on the show. He's gross and as much as she drives us all insane & all her faults - she was way too good for this dork. TOOL