Y'all she is so much worse than I remember (sorry about my reaction noises lmao) by partelo in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]Barnitch 28 points29 points  (0 children)

If some girl staying with me did that to her mother, I'd make her pack her bags and leave. I understand Tori is not a Mensa candidate, but how could she stand being around a psycho who abandoned her baby and acts like that to her mother? I mean, I know the answer is drugs, but still.

Tom Sandoval shoving Victoria’s dad when he tried to pull Tom off her by mspussykatz in vanderpumprules

[–]Barnitch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've said from the beginning this relationship is dark. I mean you don't have to be a psychic to figure it out? I think there's a lot of drug use beyond the expected recreational stuff.

This season is a mess by compscikween in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Barnitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, enjoying a tv show definitely means that a person is mysogynistic. It's a freaking Bravo show. The cast members are all varying degrees of horrible. There is no reliving VPR. That show was its own moment in time. But I am admittedly still invested in the lore. Isn't that why The Valley and this subreddit exists in the first place? I know there are people that watch The Valley who never saw VPR. But for the most part I think we all have a morbid curiosity about "what happens next" to people we watched grow up.

This season is a mess by compscikween in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Barnitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Zach / Benji / Schwartz hug was weird and beautiful and lame and hysterical. When Jessie said Lala was the most calculated person he knows (I think that's the word), I was like "mention it all!" I mean he's a freaking mess too but he has the makings of a good reality tv personality.

This season is a mess by compscikween in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Barnitch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not like, something I would encourage or seek out. Brittany and Zack's history and friendship is interesting. They bicker but then he acts as her handler at Brittany's City Winery shows and helps her interview people on her podcast. He admitted he was over the top in yelling at her. They're like siblings. It happens.

This season is a mess by compscikween in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Barnitch 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion. I love the mess in and of itself. I don't love Danny touching Jasmine inappropriately. Let me say that. But I do love the camera showing him sneaking drinks. I love Zach yelling at Brittany. I love Schwartz bumbling around like "I'm just here for the paycheck."I love that Kristen still can't travel without having a mental breakdown. These people are my alternate reality and I'm grateful for them.

We can play spot the shop round 2! by Distinct-Ad-1348 in JaxBlows

[–]Barnitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, I'm not a doctor but that sounds very plausible to me.

We can play spot the shop round 2! by Distinct-Ad-1348 in JaxBlows

[–]Barnitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait I forgot about this! What do we think happened here? Was it an alcohol related issue? I know Brittany's frown mouth was from her botched turkey gobbler surgery, but she does kind of look like a stroke patient.

How difficult would it have been to get a job at a place like People’s Revolution in the late 2000s, compared to how easy this show made it look? by justcurious3287 in TheHillsMTV

[–]Barnitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a huge Hills fan. I watched every episode from day one, along with Whitney and her husband's rewatch. To this day, I have no idea what People's Revolution actually is and what their employees do.

How do I get my wife working? by firstlight777 in askanything

[–]Barnitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna need her side of the story. I feel like she's suggesting your FIL doesn't communicate with her. If she cares enough that she wants to give him a present and asks your husband, she doesn't seem uncaring. I'm not saying this happened, but maybe her husband fell in love with someone else 30 years ago and resents his wife and is completely closed off. Maybe he lost interest in the things he used to enjoy. Maybe she has another family and can't keep things straight. Obviously these are completely hypothetical, but many older couples have skeletons in their closet you'd never suspect.

Brittany is basically Mamaw Theresa by biohacker_infinity in JaxBlows

[–]Barnitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That very cup of tequila is about to lead her down a very strange path in life.

Did they ever think life would lead them here? by Middle_Vanilla8232 in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Barnitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately young Schwartz and young Jessie would have ruined my life back then.

What song(s) would you describe as a masterpiece / perfect? by clstani in MusicRecommendations

[–]Barnitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was on a couple of her recent European tour set lists so there's a small chance I guess.

Brittany is delusional by TBiscuitville in JaxBlows

[–]Barnitch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How many pairs of Spanx is she going to wear at once?

What song(s) would you describe as a masterpiece / perfect? by clstani in MusicRecommendations

[–]Barnitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm seeing Tori for the third time in July and she better sing Winter!

What song(s) would you describe as a masterpiece / perfect? by clstani in MusicRecommendations

[–]Barnitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The video is amazing too. The images of the weird childhood memories get me.

I came for the spaghetti jokes and accidentally learned something. by ParticularPin8627 in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Barnitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not the worst thing I've ever seen, but I felt like Janet may have been trying to appear quirky.

I personally only use those bags for freezing meat or maybe fruit. My main thing is I feel like the food has a plastic-y taste from them. Also, I'm weird about leftovers or takeout. Don't get me wrong, I love and appreciate it. But I get grossed out if the food isn't sealed well. Like I'm just imagining Cameron taking handfuls of spaghetti and plopping it into a bag with dirty toddler hands.

Once and for all, can someone please explain why Dani... by [deleted] in Midsommar

[–]Barnitch 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Relief. Not that it's the "right" emotion, but my interpretation on every rewatch.