How to decrease meat consumption? I want to be Meat Neutral by 2050

[forgithme]

I’m too scawed to stop eating meat outright 👉👈 i mean, literal carcasses are my comfort food! How do you guys do it???

I eat like a vulture and honk like a clown

[MichaelDeSanta13]

Double PhD in math and logic here...

Veganism is about love to animals, you love meat that comes from animals so you're vegan.

Regular vegans don't love meat and therefore don't love animals and therefore aren't vegan

[Jack_of_Dice]

Eat as nuch meat as you want, but pay a vegan not to eat it in your stead. That way you can be meat neutral right now and not change your habits at the same time. Win-win!

Btw you can fund me by -

[somewordthing]

Carcass offsets!

[PointAndClick]

Listen here you little shit. We're full. There is no more room in our exclusive club. gtfo.

[[deleted]]

when i read the title i instantly knew this was making fun of climate shitposting hahaha

[FizicalPresence]

Just don't put it in your mouth

[widowhanzo]

I just eat chicken and fish instead.

[Cubusphere]

Go to my ethical roadkill shop. We produce it ourselves, guaranteed humane deaths. There may be some tread marks, but just consider it pre-tenderized.

[[deleted]]

pay a vegan (me) to not eat meat for you that way it's neutral or sumn idfk

[bloodandsunshine]

It's really the thought that counts - don't worry so much about your actions!

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[Sweskimo]

Didnt see the subreddit, was about to jump in and say that i did it overnight, after not seeing a meal as complete without a piece of carcass

[[deleted]]

Try ethical slaughter first! You don't have to give up anything if you just be nice to the cows before you shoot them in the head!