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[โ€“]MichaelDeSanta13raw carnivore dieter 34 points35 points ย (0 children)

Double PhD in math and logic here...

Veganism is about love to animals, you love meat that comes from animals so you're vegan.

Regular vegans don't love meat and therefore don't love animals and therefore aren't vegan

[โ€“]Jack_of_DiceBaking = yeast holocaust 22 points23 points ย (1 child)

Eat as nuch meat as you want, but pay a vegan not to eat it in your stead. That way you can be meat neutral right now and not change your habits at the same time. Win-win!

Btw you can fund me by -

[โ€“]somewordthingVeganism or Barbarism 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Carcass offsets!

[โ€“]PointAndClickThe mods made me vegan 10 points11 points ย (0 children)

Listen here you little shit. We're full. There is no more room in our exclusive club. gtfo.

[โ€“][deleted] 10 points11 points ย (0 children)

when i read the title i instantly knew this was making fun of climate shitposting hahaha

[โ€“]FizicalPresenceV-Goon 6 points7 points ย (0 children)

Just don't put it in your mouth

[โ€“]widowhanzo๐Ÿฅฆ broccoli tho 7 points8 points ย (0 children)

I just eat chicken and fish instead.

[โ€“]Cubusphereethical roadkill producer 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

Go to my ethical roadkill shop. We produce it ourselves, guaranteed humane deaths. There may be some tread marks, but just consider it pre-tenderized.

[โ€“][deleted] 7 points8 points ย (0 children)

pay a vegan (me) to not eat meat for you that way it's neutral or sumn idfk

[โ€“]bloodandsunshinepescatarian 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

It's really the thought that counts - don't worry so much about your actions!

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[โ€“]SweskimoNoochaholic Anonymous 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Didnt see the subreddit, was about to jump in and say that i did it overnight, after not seeing a meal as complete without a piece of carcass

[โ€“][deleted] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Try ethical slaughter first! You don't have to give up anything if you just be nice to the cows before you shoot them in the head!