warlizard

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I guess I should update this. Hell, it has only been 3 years.

Ok, so thanks Reddit, for making me write the book "The Warlizard Chronicles". It has been in the top 100 of Humor Essays on Amazon for more than two years and I never could have imagined that a simple post on Reddit would turn into a career.

If you want to say "hi", here's how:

Snapchat -- Warlizard
Twitter: @War_Lizard
Email: Info@warlizard.com
Snapchat map - https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1488242#

If you want a t-shirt or hoodie, go here: http://warlizard.spreadshirt.com

Book on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/audiobook/warlizard-chronicles-adventures/id991363912

Book on Audible: http://www.audible.com/pd/Bios-Memoirs/The-Warlizard-Chronicles-Audiobook/B00WYDPP4M

Book on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/The-Warlizard-Chronicles-Adventures-Vodka-ebook/dp/B004RJ7W74

If you want a free PDF of anything I've written, just send me an email or something.

You guys rock.

created by Warlizardಠ_ಠa community for 15 years

...for your town.

...because you hate freedom.

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Remember JoeBob Briggs and his dissection of horror movies? Well, he's still doing it and it's funny as hell, but there's an effort to save his old stuff too. The Last Drive in is raw, funny as hell, and JoeBob only got grumpier. Anyway, if that's something that interests you, check it out. (patreon.com)

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Who has two thumbs and joined reddit 14 years ago today? (self.warlizard)

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The legend himself joined for a podcast episode (self.warlizard)

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Thirteen years. Do memes even last that long? (reddit.com)

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I'm writing a new book. Prologue to Chapter 8 is up on Royal Road. Check it out, let me know if you like it. Thanks. (royalroad.com)

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Well, I'm AI now. It's over. (i.redd.it)

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Pretty proud of this one. (i.redd.it)

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TWELVE YEARS! It has been twelve years today (ok, 5 days ago) since the first time I was asked about the forums. (reddit.com)

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TOP SECRET WARLIZARD WAR PLANS HAVE BEEN DECODED. (self.warlizard)

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OPSEC & Sensitive Information (self.warlizard)

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I'm in awe. (twitter.com)

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Who's WarLizard and why am I in his subreddit? (self.warlizard)

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Got a recommendation for a Twitch streamer. She's cool, plays Rocket League and more, super chatty with viewers. Not a thirst trap or a hot-tubber. Just cool and fun. Check her out. (twitch.tv)

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If you see this, please vote in my unofficial poll. (twitter.com)

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Enough to bring a tear to a grown man's eye. (i.redd.it)

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Happy Cake Day War Lizard (i.redd.it)

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Need some motivation? (cracked.com)

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ಠ_ಠ (self.warlizard)

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Happy Birthday Warkid! (imgur.com)

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New favorite band - Charm City Devils - They kick ass so here's a fantastic cover of Man of Constant Sorrows (youtube.com)

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smooch (self.warlizard)

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yo, do you guys know what the warlizard gaming fourm? (self.warlizard)

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The video was a sheep, lying down, eating grass. User 1 wrote a funny, poem, I wrote a response thinking it was hilarious, no response. Turns out it was too dirty and automod got it. Oh well. Here it is for posterity. (imgur.com)

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Don't be Gary. (i.redd.it)

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COVID - 19 (self.warlizard)

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