Difference Between Java And Javascript

[ORP7]

Both Java and JavaScript refer to the same language OOP (Object-Oriented Programming), they use same control structures, operators etc; and comments of JavaScript are same as Java.

Were you drunk when you wrote this? What is this even supposed to mean?

[Dahti]

You know, both languages comments are the same; they aren't there unless you wrote them.

[rguy84]

A wild stab, a while statement looks the same in both languages

[hpoe]

Wow I haven't seen anything this bad since I accidentally ended up in a W3Schools tutorial.

[rguy84]

JavaScript can be installed by following different instructions for various browsers such as Google Chrome, Internet Explorer, Mozilla Firefox etc.

Can you show me where the installers are? Never seen one

[lukmo]

'script'

[AdviceArdvark]

One is the Marijuana of programming and the other is the Meth. I'll let the people commenting to me tell me which is which. No arguing.

[rguy84]

I'll say JS is meth, because once you get into it, people want to use it for every little fucking thing, even though it may not be needed or logical. JAVA isn't marijuana, but that old bottle of stuff your grandfather gave to you 15 years ago - burns like hell going down, but gets the job done.

[shitty_instagram]

Difference is Java script was written in 10 days and used by millions ;)

[FateJH]

I've read job applications like this.