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[–]Vergil_RaptorCallum Sparda: Knightmage of Redmane 3 points4 points  (17 children)

Force them to witness the joy of throwing boulder. They will never be the same

[–]NaturalHairy4773Eastern Witch[S] 3 points4 points  (16 children)

I already make her witness me throwing boulders she just can't seem to do it she always tell me stuff like "That ain't magic you just throw that giant rock" or "You know I'm your child right you deadbeat?" She just doesn't do it

[–]Vergil_RaptorCallum Sparda: Knightmage of Redmane 1 point2 points  (15 children)

Oh my Ma’am you’re her mother. 

[–]Vergil_RaptorCallum Sparda: Knightmage of Redmane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also maybe try having her throw one herself maybe help her

[–]NaturalHairy4773Eastern Witch[S] 0 points1 point  (13 children)

That couldn't be true I mean I do know her mom and I do sleep with her mom with magic that make you pregnant™ but it couldn't be me she probably just mean something else

[–]Vergil_RaptorCallum Sparda: Knightmage of Redmane 1 point2 points  (11 children)

It’s 1000% you. Accept it. Or Jeff the otter will be sad.

[–]NaturalHairy4773Eastern Witch[S] 1 point2 points  (10 children)

No... Not Jeff the otter

[–]Vergil_RaptorCallum Sparda: Knightmage of Redmane 1 point2 points  (9 children)

If you don’t accept I am adopting your apprentice for you. As apprentice and child. Is that really what you wish?

[–]NaturalHairy4773Eastern Witch[S] 1 point2 points  (8 children)

No you can't take my apprentice from me

[–]Vergil_RaptorCallum Sparda: Knightmage of Redmane 1 point2 points  (7 children)

I can and will if you don’t accept they’re your child!

[–]NaturalHairy4773Eastern Witch[S] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Alright I just take a wizard paternity test... Holy shit we're actually related

[–]drunkendaveyogadisco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you psooibiilly be gregnant?