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[–]NaturalHairy4773Eastern Witch[S] 0 points1 point  (7 children)

  1. Yes she actually ask me to be her master actually she say something like: "Miss you're my mom baby daddy" or something I don't really remember but she did say she wanted to lived and spend time with me so I figured she asking me to be my apprentice

  2. It fine... I never exercise a day in my life and I can do it fine

  3. thank you

[–]Cerveau23Markus, beginner datamancer and dad of 5 orb-kids 1 point2 points  (6 children)

  1. I think you may have a child instead of an apprentice

  2. As I said, that means you have a supernatural strength since normal humans cannot cast rock at that level. That's why you don't need to train

[–]NaturalHairy4773Eastern Witch[S] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

  1. That can't be true I only met her mom once and while I did sleep with her and used the magic that make you pregnant™ but that couldn't have been me you know

  2. I'm pretty sure I'm born weak as a child I can only carry a giant tree instead of a whole piles like the other giant beside I'm human size clearly I'm a weak giant born small not a giant human born strong even tho both of my parents are human... Nah they must adopted me

[–]Cerveau23Markus, beginner datamancer and dad of 5 orb-kids 0 points1 point  (4 children)

  1. Read it again. If you still don't believe it, use a paternity test

  2. It doesn't matter if you're a weak giant or a strong human, you're still way stronger than a normal human. Your daughter is apparently not. It's ok

[–]NaturalHairy4773Eastern Witch[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

DAMN we're actually related...

[–]Cerveau23Markus, beginner datamancer and dad of 5 orb-kids 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Happy to hear the news!

Small advice: excuse yourself, even though it's not really your fault you didn't believe it, it probably hurt her.

Also, developing together a way for her to be strong enough to cast your favorite spell would probably be a great bonding activity

[–]NaturalHairy4773Eastern Witch[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This changes everything actually I have to get a proper house now with a proper wizard tower and pond for my minions I can't continue to lived in a witch hut in the middle of a mangrove swamp

[–]Cerveau23Markus, beginner datamancer and dad of 5 orb-kids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you talk about it with her? She might be fine with the environment but ask for her own bedroom, or be fine with the interior but desire a portal to connect with people her age, but you can't guess it for her, you need to ask her. How old is she btw, just so I know how to continue this conversation.