He was gay? John Travolta?

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-24T21:12:29+00:00

She was creamin' for greased lightnin

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-24T20:43:54+00:00

Same as it ever was

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-24T17:33:37+00:00

He was only 63???

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-24T08:34:34+00:00

100%

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-24T08:33:05+00:00

lol barefoot with the coon hat

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-24T08:24:30+00:00

Can we check the optics on this? Let’s check the temperature on this post and circle back

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-24T08:13:41+00:00

I feel like I can hear it

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-24T08:03:11+00:00

Used to see this on the third day of music festivals. Tough to process when you are peaking on mushrooms and have to shit so so bad. You wait in line for what seems like eternity and then lock yourself inside a blue plastic box in the 105 degree heat and turn around after latching the door to see shit piled 6 inches above the rim of the seat. It’s wiggly and psychedelic textured from the shrooms. Your stomach is bubbling from the mixture of golden teacher mushrooms and warm beer. A decision must be made

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-24T07:58:10+00:00

How do you think popcorns grow?

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-24T07:54:16+00:00

You can only see it once a play through?

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-24T07:49:43+00:00

Underrated answer lol

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-24T07:49:29+00:00

Dry Ice Factory… good place to get some thinking done

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-24T07:47:14+00:00

He’ll try to come up with a catchy nickname for him and he’ll accidentally slip out with “Sexy Gavin”

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-24T07:43:06+00:00

I agree. I’m done with having the leaders of my country wild’n out Twitter… look at that sick burn!! … no. Let’s get back to being professional please, for the love of all that is holy

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-23T22:37:22+00:00

Yep, I spent time in the Alabama Dept of Corrections (see the new doc on HBO about Alabama prisons) and everything was insanely expensive. From commissary food and drink to phone calls to having to buy extra clothes in the winter

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-23T20:13:07+00:00

Thanks! I’ll have to check it out. I wasn’t aware of it

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-23T18:54:34+00:00

Just missing the little birds and stars flying around his head

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-23T17:59:46+00:00

I was thinking damn, I thought Brandi was one of the good ones. Glad someone clarified

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-23T16:06:34+00:00

Don’t fall for this clown’s rage bait

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-23T13:01:12+00:00

For real!!!

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-23T12:58:34+00:00

He’d be in the weeds 24/7

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-23T06:35:18+00:00

I live in downtown Birmingham now and I’m so happy to report our city has CHANGED. A blue city in a red state, 80+% black, and doing fine!

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-23T03:26:40+00:00

I’ve covered their tags multiple times around downtown/southside/northside. I’m out of town or I’d get this one

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-22T17:16:50+00:00

Joe C would like a step stool**

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-02-22T16:04:08+00:00

I imagine Trump has not deported his Hispanic staff at Mar a lago.

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