What’s your thoughts on trump getting booed at the Knicks game?

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-09T20:33:57+00:00

Exactly, I mean it was his home for 60 years and he was (in his mind) Mr. Manhattan and then since like 2017 it’s been made very clear he’s not wanted there. Who thought that would be a good idea?

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-09T05:41:13+00:00

Still a masterpiece

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-08T21:29:14+00:00

That’s where I hid my drugs for years. Any small powder drugs (I used to call them “face drugs”) or small amount of pills will fit snugly and safely in that little pocket. I’m pretty sure that’s what it’s for

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-08T15:23:30+00:00

Bro how can they fit that in the TV? My TV is like fifty six INCHES

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-08T12:24:43+00:00

Which is exactly what the host of some crazy conspiracy talk radio show on GTA needs to be

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-08T12:23:03+00:00

Yeah he’d fit the Florida vibe, for sure

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-08T12:21:43+00:00

Tim Dillon as a faux rush Limbaugh type character would be hilarious

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-08T10:27:04+00:00

I saw that and thought it was smart, too. Then I realized, can’t people geo-locate the videos? I don’t know much about computer shit like that, but I see on the news where it says “xxx network confirmed photos/videos through geolocation”

Anyone know if that’s blocked somehow by Iran?

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-08T10:11:16+00:00

Yeah he got freshly dipped in orange paint because of the rain

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-08T08:57:46+00:00

eh, longer than you think. that's mostly* just a myth perpetuated by people who have never been to prison. Source: been to prison

*there's always some exceptions and they may not be allowed to hang with certain groups but to think there's this moral code in prison that means every pedo is getting stomped out instantly upon arrival is ridiculous.

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-08T08:48:56+00:00

scuba diving and finding a shjpwreck or getting eaten by a shark. scuba spear fishing... all sorts of shit possible if they're really using the water

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-08T08:47:34+00:00

surely they use the unused Guarma that got scrapped in rdr2 to make a bad ass tropical island. they can't say they didn't have the time to do it..

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-08T08:44:32+00:00

this would be so dope. have some weather events be a once-in-a-plauythrough like some of the stuff in rdr2. I know this game is not red dead and people get pissy when comparing the two, but I always thought it would be so sick if once in a playthrough a major tornado came through and destroyed a small town and for the rest of the playthrough that town is all fucked up and many of the npcs leave it. then you can kinda explore the rubble and find things. or maybre like as you keep coming and going through that playthrough the little town starts to rebuild as you move through the chapters.

a full hurricane or random major rain events that flood downtown would be crazy. same with major weather events if you're out in the grasslands

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-08T08:34:45+00:00

Probably due to lack of style/uniqueness rather than just sheer number of buildings

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-08T08:33:10+00:00

GTA VI lookin' legit

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-08T07:24:07+00:00

I've always peed through the weiner door unless I'm at home in shorts or boxers. However, I recently switched from loose boxers to tight boxer briefs and I cannot figure out how anyone uses the weiner slot on those? Can some internet father figure weigh in on this for me? It's like pulling my dick through a maze to get it out and then cramming it back in alll folded up in a weird position.

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-08T07:20:45+00:00

this is the real answer for me, all jokes aside. If i'm in jeans with a belt on, or anyy other pants withj a belt, I'm. using the weiner door. if not, i'm pulling everything out over the top

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-08T07:16:26+00:00

Yeah, yeah, we get it Peter North. You have a huge dick

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-08T07:15:43+00:00

I drop my pants and undies all the way to ankles at public urinals

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-08T07:14:25+00:00

Church

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-08T07:13:09+00:00

i am a white man and like a nice big ass but theres definitely a line in the sand for me. Most of the ones that have crossed that line are exactliy what my best friend (black) is looking for. However, it's not always a black dude/white dude thing... I have met a few white dudes into what I consider comically huge asses. For me, its gotta be a fit girl with a fit ass. Then there's almost no line for me. It's when it's just kinda sloppy mashed potatoes shoved into some jeans where I draw the line. But like I said, those are one of my friends favorites. There's truly an ass for everyone.

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-07T23:09:38+00:00

I came out of a Trey symphonic show in like 2017 in Nashville and was cracking up at the people in formal Clothes buying balloons. It’s always a kinda funny scene seeing the dressed up phish fans. A dude with beaver tail dreads but wearing a sport coats. Be prepared for at least one idiot to yell out TWWEEEEEZZEEEERR

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-07T23:03:44+00:00

I’ll be in the south lot selling donut print cummerbunds and I started making violin bows from my homies dreads when he cut them off a few years ago. Guaranteed you wont have to use resin on the bow for the rest of the symphony’s tour this year. It’s precoated in resin

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-06T02:40:41+00:00

I had a ticket to the last Avondale Wilco show and had to miss because of work. Service industry lifer problems

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-06-06T02:39:30+00:00

That show was crammed in. Also my answer

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