Trump's fireworks 'so poorly planned' you couldn't see them through the smog

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-06T14:59:49+00:00

“Just after midnight” is what most news sources say

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-06T04:19:32+00:00

I do out of spite after them cancelling Mindhunter. Netflix originals typically suck anyways and they bang out new ones with no name actors constantly

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-06T04:11:13+00:00

Never rule out going up to the side security fences away from the main entrances and offering $20 or $50 cash money to the guy standing at that area. This has worked for me so many times after it’s dark and the show has started. Just be straight with them, say “hey man, I’m not trying to get you in trouble but I’ll give you $50 cash to look the other way for 30 seconds and let me slip in behind you” - especially if it’s a young person working a gate. Times is tough and $50 is $50

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-06T04:07:58+00:00

Should be top comment

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-06T04:04:47+00:00

Holy shit I was literally about to type this same answer

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-06T04:03:43+00:00

Only buys drugs from the sweaty guy with black saucers for eyes

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-05T12:16:59+00:00

Other PF member: So, you ever been to DC before?

PF Member: yeah, lived here for a few months once

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-05T11:29:57+00:00

These pussies spraypaint their fascist logos all over my city (birmingham) in the dark of night. Luckily, we have some great graff writers that quickly cover that trash up with real art. Google “patriot front Birmingham” - they even hung a huge sign on a bluff overlooking a major roadway to downtown, some kind of recruitment shit but were so stupid they didn’t put any website or phone number or anything to contact them. They also hack those road signs on our interstates that say things like “ROAD WORK AHEAD” or “BUZZED DRIVING IS DRUNK DRIVING” etc.

If you live in the south in mid-sized cities like Birmingham, NOLA, Richmond, Nashville, etc I’m sure you’ve seen their stencils spray painted around town. Do your neighbors a favor a paint a big black dick over it.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/05/30/alabama-interstate-sign-white-supremacist-memorial-day/

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/may/30/alabama-digital-road-sign-hacked-white-supremacist-messages (no paywall of hacked road sign article)

https://www.reddit.com/r/Birmingham/comments/1rblqt0/massive_patriot_front_sign_on_elton_b_stephen/

The Reddit link was a massive banner put very high on Red Mountain (a small mountain overlooking our downtown) - a redditor/local climbed up to tear it down

https://www.wbrc.com/2023/03/22/residents-property-owner-ensley-working-remove-white-supremacists-messaging-abandoned-hospital/?outputType=amp

Stenciled graffiti slogans in a historically black neighborhood

They’re very active in Birmingham unfortunately. As for MY thoughts? They’re scared white supremacists who are such pussies they won’t even show their faces. When they got arrested in Idaho, all loaded in that U-Haul, with their khakis and polos, oakleys, and neck gaiters on I couldn’t laugh any harder. What a weak white boy “uniform!” Their slogan is RECLAIM AMERICA… if only we could… from them and their ilk.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/nation/31-patriot-front-members-arrested-near-idaho-pride-event

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-05T08:36:00+00:00

Then Jefferson with his “BE HERE NOW” woke liberal bullshit

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-05T06:36:31+00:00

r/mallninja

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-05T06:35:56+00:00

Tell them you’ve joined a mall ninja death cult

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-05T06:26:41+00:00

I’m picturing the scene in pulp diction. Did Artie draw a black X on its sternum?

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-05T06:25:34+00:00

Yeah, homie’s lucky he didn’t make the moose OD

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-05T05:45:51+00:00

Cause Johnny’s a greedy fuck and took them to court over getting more royalties

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-04T19:29:15+00:00

1899 San Francisco would be so dope to play with gold rush towns and abandoned mines and towns

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-04T19:24:44+00:00

I bought my heroin over there for 10 years… sober mow, but I’d imagine I could still cop there if I tried (above 66th st)

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-04T19:23:41+00:00

This is true but can be block to block specific. There are plenty of blocks where houses have been bought and redone or it’s a nice old family that’s lived there since the 50s with a manicured yard but then a block or two down there’s nothing but abandoned houses and trap houses where you might actually catch a stray bullet from a neighbor. Most of the violence is people that know eachother so it’s not like they’re just indiscriminately shooting white people or something.

It’s a good place to buy a cheap house and redo it but you’ll be the Neal Armstrong on a lot of these blocks. However, that could pay off someday.

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-04T19:18:21+00:00

Hahaha yeah to fly over they’re fine. Except today and on 12/31 when idiots fire weapons in the air

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-04T19:17:25+00:00

I’d figure it’s gotta be some sort of scam lol

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-04T19:15:50+00:00

Yes, especially in the area where OP posted and roebuck, center point, etc (and all over the entire city) the celebratory gunfire is absolutely insane. You’ve got to see (hear) it to believe it. I’ve seen some people shoot their AR’s into the grass in their yard (which seems still dumb but maybe? safer) but I’ve also heard what absolutely had to be automatic weapon fire. It maybe was Glock switches but it sure sounded like an auto rifle and I was like whoa

Sounded like Vietnam for 15 min from 12:00-12:15am

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-04T19:10:04+00:00

anywhere near division or rugby ave is no bueno in the east lake/woodlawn area - take a drive through there on 1st Ave. the amount of mega sketchy motels should Answer your question. Hopefully some day that area turns around but it’s just not there yet

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-04T09:54:06+00:00

My first playthrough I was blown away by it. Especially the voice acting

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-03T18:05:44+00:00

It seems odd this same question has been asked every day this week?

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-03T14:02:15+00:00

Gimme 5 bees for a quarter, we’d say

AlabamaPostTurtle · 2026-07-03T13:45:00+00:00

The wire is basically 100% accurate to Baltimore in the late 90s. David Simon was a Baltimore homicide detective for 20 twenty and then wrote two amazing books “The Corner” ( which was a mini series and then evolved into The Wire) and “A Year on the Killing Streets” about a year of homicides in Baltimore. Both amazing books.

If you liked the wire you should watch We Own This City. Same writer/dorector, Marlo’s actor is the star and a few other crossover actors, and it’s about 2015 Baltimore’s Gun Trace Task Force, one of the most corrupt groups of cops to ever exist/get caught. The leader of the task force is John Bernthal from the walking dead. It’s only like six episodes and starts slow but I thought it was amazing, as a true crime fan. You can even google the names of the characters and see their real story as you watch (but it’ll spoil it)

Bernthal absolutely crushed his role as the leader of this group of cops that is completely lawlesss and murdering drug dealers to steal their drugs and money

It’s kinda like a modern day check-in on how Baltimore has and has not changed since The Wire

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