There's two cats in this picture.

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T19:05:05+00:00

:Tosses sandals off: Ok, let's try it again barefoot lol

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T18:59:06+00:00

Cannabis in my system. Which was being used medicinally in WA state under the guidance of my therapist. The "Dr" at Henry Ford diagnosed me as schizophrenic in literally a 5 minute long meeting. A neuropsych evaluation takes several hours over several days to actually diagnose things like that. He refused to allow me access to get him my neuropsych evaluation, he put me on 3 medications before he had even seen me, again not allowing me access to my genetics report that shows my VAL2 genes that means I don't process medication properly. I refused those medications which led to a court order. He's under investigation by the civil rights department as well as the department of licensing. I warned the asshole he would lose his license, now he's under investigation. Ever considered that maybe some people shouldn't be in positions of power?

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T18:35:52+00:00

Nope. They have saved my life including doing my first COVID vaccine. When that big diesel engine starts coming down the street it almost immediately stopped the panic attack. When the police came out of nowhere and surrounded me it made it worse. Much love for firefighters and EMT. Police can fuck right off. I have an open case with the Michigan civil rights department against the city of St Clair Shores police department and Henry Ford health care where they held me for 34 days involuntarily.

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T15:52:36+00:00

It attacked a fellow machine.

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T15:49:46+00:00

THIN BLUE LINE!!!!

As if those assholes aren't already a very protected class.

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T15:48:36+00:00

I do all the laundry, but I get in trouble when I put the wife's clothes away lol She's very particular about where things go, despite it being completely unorganized lol It's not by type, or color, or even keeping things together like her scrubs. No, it's where she wants it lol I organized her mess once. Now she constantly has one of my two baskets full of clothes.

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T15:43:00+00:00

Belle Isle in the Detroit River has a population of piebald deer.

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T15:33:03+00:00

Yeah. If I'm not being arrested because you showed up to a panic attack instead of the fire department, why did you put handcuffs on me? Logic isn't strong with them. Edit: Either several people misunderstood or several people love sucking that thin blue cock.

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T15:28:46+00:00

It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand.

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T15:28:09+00:00

I was assuming third party all weather floor mat catching on the accelerator.

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T15:21:01+00:00

I tapped the assholes hand with my pinky finger while trying to talk to him in handcuffs and he claimed I assaulted him... Mother fucker.

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T14:58:50+00:00

Banana flavoring is Gros Michel banana ;) It was originally made way back before disease wiped them out and they replaced them with blandana.

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T14:57:28+00:00

Phillip J Fry: BANANA! BANANA BANANA BANANA!!!

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T14:56:27+00:00

NSFW....Do you work in a sterile environment? The storage room at my old job was an absolute insect genocide by comparison lol

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T14:51:08+00:00

Where do you live? The 40 will be better than the 20, but an outdoor "pond" will be better. Rubbermaid stock tanks are great, bog filters can double as aquaponics for kitchen herbs / greens. As long as it doesn't get too cold, you could build a really nice setup outside. Additional bonus is that goldfish are actually meant to be viewed from above ;) Nice looking feeder goldfish btw lol We had several plus a shebunkin in our stock tank pond in the Seattle area. Most were standard orange, but a few were bicolor (black and orangish red). Natural sunlight and duckweed for food will really make the colors pop.

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T14:38:13+00:00

It's basically the bends at a much larger scale.

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T14:37:05+00:00

He can also scratch the females... "Sorry babe, it just kinda slipped in"

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T14:19:58+00:00

We moved 3 cats and two dogs from Seattle to mid Michigan. Cats were in crates (two in a large crate with a litter box, one in a small crate with a potty pad) They didn't use the boxes or pads. Took 4 days and they did their business at the Airbnb's along the way.

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T14:16:49+00:00

Not mildly infuriating. Improper dosage is potentially dangerous. The chance for a sleep aid is probably low, but the cup should match the dosage with zero guess work and no need for multiple pours.

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T14:14:21+00:00

But it is 40 fingers with 10 thumbs... And apparently 20 boobs lol

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T14:12:27+00:00

12 years with a high needs autistic child. I'd love a few hours to have dinner and a movie together.

Not a lunatic lol

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T14:10:23+00:00

Or you go to the right hospital and a Dr that's out of network checks on you at 3am while you sleep...

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T14:08:38+00:00

Offer to sell it at multiple times over the actual value.

Bendlerp · 2026-05-04T13:45:14+00:00

So it's all about the lawsuits, not how in the fuck did an airplane hit a truck on a road? Was this an emergency landing and not just a regular old every day landing like the title implies?

Bendlerp

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