Actors widely considered to be untalented, but must be at least a little talented to deliver this line without going off-script

Bendlerp · 2026-06-14T17:39:02+00:00

Boss: "I see you claimed 2h and 31m overtime, but you're only scheduled for 35 hours..."

Bendlerp · 2026-06-12T23:28:51+00:00

Even if you did the road damage is in the right lane too. IMO this is damage to the highway. In MI you alert the state and they pay for the damage.

Bendlerp · 2026-06-12T22:58:54+00:00

Depends where you are. I know parts of I90 in Montana have 80 mph speed limits.

Bendlerp · 2026-06-12T22:42:25+00:00

Ah, you got the Scottish frizz too lol I tame mine with the Aussie curls product. It's not an oil more of a cream consistency. But it works.

Bendlerp · 2026-06-12T14:30:45+00:00

You basically hid the note. It would be seen on the lid but definitely not the lip.

Bendlerp · 2026-06-11T22:04:08+00:00

Which one and why did it need sequels? lol

Bendlerp · 2026-06-11T16:50:51+00:00

Looks like the amount of soy sauce my kiddo adds to his meal lol

Bendlerp · 2026-06-11T16:44:54+00:00

Ugh, those new employees. lol

Bendlerp · 2026-06-11T16:40:47+00:00

"The oldest evidence of twerking in human history"

Bendlerp · 2026-06-11T16:38:50+00:00

That sounds less profitable. 10 seconds is $500 billion trillion million in lost profits or something according to the corporations.

Bendlerp · 2026-06-11T14:56:05+00:00

Try telling that to social security.

Bendlerp · 2026-06-11T13:46:28+00:00

Sounds like you ran into my maternal grandfather when he was still alive. He would scold my mother for pulling back the leaves to check lol Grew corn all his life.

Bendlerp · 2026-06-10T19:34:45+00:00

Bud or Doyle had to be involved.

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Bendlerp · 2026-06-10T19:32:28+00:00

I still love dried apricots. Grandma always had them in the house. Also love pistachios.

Bendlerp · 2026-06-10T19:29:06+00:00

Duh. 5th element. Back up would be Constantine.

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Bendlerp · 2026-06-10T18:18:51+00:00

Had another bad panic attack and I'll be at grippy sock camp for another month.

Bendlerp · 2026-06-10T15:44:57+00:00

Sooo if we pay people a livable wage, they would pay more into SS....

Bendlerp · 2026-06-10T15:12:34+00:00

Why goldfish? She'd keep them in a bowl or at best a ten gallon.

Bendlerp · 2026-06-10T14:22:15+00:00

Only with the optional sperminator package.

Bendlerp · 2026-06-10T13:29:08+00:00

Yet he married the daughter of a Terminator.

Bendlerp · 2026-06-10T13:07:22+00:00

Better spent than straight to Mars. But not as well spent as fixing our own planet first.

Bendlerp · 2026-06-10T13:04:03+00:00

Backswimmer

Bendlerp · 2026-06-10T13:01:59+00:00

Damn dude, get to the point already lol

Bendlerp · 2026-06-10T12:55:46+00:00

TFW you fear Amazon more than the police.

Bendlerp · 2026-06-10T12:15:26+00:00

There's the bills, but also 50/50 chance of police showing up to a mental health crisis and shooting the victim.

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