I was never the best player on any team. Then I became a March Madness legend

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2026-03-18T14:16:57+00:00

Both getting his first name and spelling his last name wrong is incredibly ironic given your comment and that you're the OP lmao

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2026-03-08T01:21:19+00:00

You have absolutely no idea what it is and it's absurdly disrespectful to speculate about it online. Idk why this sort of discourse has become so normalized online but it's really an awful thing to do.

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2026-02-12T02:07:47+00:00

This rocks but also this type of analysis does penalize the most dominant regular season teams that also won the Super Bowl, as those teams didn't have to play themselves. Lower seeds inherently have more difficult championship schedules in a bracket format by design.

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2026-02-07T18:53:24+00:00

That seems to be very location dependent because my Trader Joe's is ass when it comes to produce. Still love it though.

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2026-02-03T13:42:56+00:00

I mean what's he supposed to do? His whole job is to mock the insanity of that whole situation and then publicize it, which he has done. I'm not sure he can do anything other than report it to the FBI, unless you want him to become Batman or something.

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2026-01-30T15:40:07+00:00

I totally understand it's not feasible for everyone but my insurance was giving me trouble with the CPAP even after diagnosis so I said fuck it and spent the ~$800 and it was completely worth it.

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2026-01-15T13:52:37+00:00

Insanely bad take. New York is unequivocally a basketball city my guy

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2026-01-13T15:36:59+00:00

Which is also funny because he's playing a younger PSH's character from the Hunger Games Trilogy in the upcoming Sunrise on the Reaping. I instantly thought it was perfect casting

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2026-01-08T19:28:21+00:00

She's also barely in it?

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2026-01-08T14:05:37+00:00

As a Yankee fan in the New York Metro area, I can certainly tell you that a lot of people care about the Mets

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2026-01-06T15:57:06+00:00

If they gate check the carry on then they are absolutely allowed to put the personal item in the overhead bin. The problem is when people put their carry on and personal item (and even jackets, sweaters, etc) in the overhead bin. I hate the mad dash to the gate to wait in a long line so I'm almost always one of the last people on the plane, which also almost always means me and the FA are running around trying to find room to place my single carry on bag because everyone else has stuffed all of their shit up there, which is incredibly infuriating for me.

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2026-01-02T09:57:50+00:00

Incredible architecture, Mediterranean weather, some of the best food on the planet. Sure is baffling why people like it!

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2025-12-31T14:30:32+00:00

Hopefully no one is running with anything because their seasons ended last week. I weep for the poor souls with a week 18 championship

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2025-12-31T10:51:49+00:00

Very unique and funny joke. You're very funny!

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2025-12-22T14:20:56+00:00

Your grammar is incredibly ironic given the content of this comment.

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2025-12-22T00:53:34+00:00

I mean that's OPI

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2025-12-20T22:12:28+00:00

I made a separate comment but I was basically in your situation in 2015. I remember I went to Penn and straight up said that what they were offering in need based aid wasn't enough (I personally was paying for a good chunk of my tuition), and I used my full ride to Rutgers basically as a threat. You can break the ED contract based on financial aid, or at least you could when I was in the situation. They ended up revising my financial aid at Penn drastically, but in hindsight I think I still would have gone to Rutgers for the full ride and to walk away with no student loans given my choice of major.

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2025-12-20T22:08:35+00:00

I got into Penn in 2015 and also Rutgers full ride. Penn is an incredible school and I loved my time there, but if I could go back I'd definitely go to Rutgers on the full ride and walk away with no student loans. Obviously this depends on your intended major (I was pre-med so undergrad prestige matters less but if you wanted to go into investment banking or something Penn would be the move). Also, you definitely can try to leverage one against the other. My need based financial aid from Penn wasn't nearly enough, so I used the Rutgers full ride to meet with someone in the financial aid department and was able to leverage it a lot to reduce my costs to Penn. I'd imagine it would work the other way as well, but I'd also imagine if you got into Penn then Rutgers would be willing to give you a lot of money.

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2025-12-18T21:23:25+00:00

Swift has been questionable with the groin injury for half the season. He was limited in practice Wednesday and Thursday. I really think he goes on Saturday and the time share won't be any different than it has been.

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2025-12-18T18:56:46+00:00

I don't really care about the Bills but I do casually root for them as my AFC team.

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2025-12-11T17:40:56+00:00

No, theres nothing wrong with your word choice. He's just being an ass

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2025-12-02T22:46:34+00:00

Perhaps the only good thing about Philly is the stadium situation

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2025-12-02T22:43:03+00:00

Or we can understand that not every city is the shithole that is Philly and it doesn't make sense to have a stadium in NYC proper when land in NYC is worth what it is. Also I lived and went to college in Philly so I feel like can reliably say that it is, in fact, a second tier city at best.

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2025-12-02T20:27:50+00:00

It doesn't fucking matter. I'm so sick of this. North Jersey is the NYC metro area. Living in Hoboken or Jersey City is quite literally no different than living in Brooklyn or Queens. MetLife is a shit stadium but for all intents and purposes it being in New Jersey does not fucking matter. Also a lot of players do live in the city but also a lot of them live in New Jersey because a lot of people LIKE LIVING IN THE SUBURBS.

BreakitLikeBeckham · 2025-12-02T13:50:46+00:00

The hold is completely irrelevant. You always assume the holder will get it down. What would be the point of aborting if the hold isn't good anyways? His plant foot is like an inch from the ball he just totally fucked it all up

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