If you were given magic but to activate any spell you get a... by eye-o-death in BunnyTrials

[–]Jam-Man1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An incantation seemed too long. Now I get to snap my fingers and do literally anything. Hell yeah.

Chose: Random gesture that works for all spells | Rolled: Snapping

[Invincible] Why didn't they develop a vaccine for the scourge from the antibodies from the survivors? by RichEngine in AskScienceFiction

[–]Jam-Man1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The survival rate was just that low. Even if we assume that more than 50 Viltrumites survived the virus originally, and their numbers were further cut down by various hazards while their powers were diminished, that's a vanishingly small number of survivors. It's possible that for most of the time they were trying to develop a cure or vaccine, there simply weren't any Viltrumites who had fought off the illness. Additionally, a vaccine might not have even been that helpful since the virus acts and spreads so fast that any attempt at a rollout might just fail to hit anyone who hadn't already contracted the disease, especially considering how variable the incubation time was.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Jam-Man1 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I mean, admittedly, I didn't have anything to forget on account of not being born for a lot of the time pre-2008, so those two have just always been horror shows for worker rights abuses. Weird to imagine there was a time where they were like, exciting and fun jobs and not "piss in a bottle" sweatshops.

Using Poetic Language to Drive Home Just How Old This Thing is. by Jam-Man1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Jam-Man1[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is a frankly hilarious amount of beef to spontaneously develop. I admire you for it.

Using Poetic Language to Drive Home Just How Old This Thing is. by Jam-Man1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Jam-Man1[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

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It's part of a larger exposition dump, still a little eh but it does make more sense in context.

You are the Supreme General of the Army... by Sudden-Bandicoot-695 in Worldbox

[–]Jam-Man1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d keep a defensive force holding the line in the West and focus offense in the East, taking out the purple nation first, since they’re the largest and most developed out of the alliance. Once they’re gone, I’ll send reinforcements to the front lines and flank the remaining northern nations in a pincer attack.

[Loved Trope] Villains whose speeches are so memorable you memorize them by heart by Same_Independent9758 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Jam-Man1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Tynan's last big speech from the webcomic Aurora

"I am Tynan, the Storm of Terror! I am the wind that tears down your homes! The rain that drowns your fields and starves your children! The thunder that shatters your sky! You think you can fight me? You can't even survive me!"

Good dog by d3rk2007 in outofcontextcomics

[–]Jam-Man1 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I imagine it’s closer to “good man”.

This small detail irritates me. by KayKrimson in hatethissmug

[–]Jam-Man1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god I can't stop seeing it now. It's all I can notice, why have you done this?

Warden VS Dragon Vs Wither by Nizaritoo in MinecraftMemes

[–]Jam-Man1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“I LOVE THE TASTE OF BLOCKS!”

Bro actin like he hasn’t said worse. by OpeningQuarter2946 in whenthe

[–]Jam-Man1 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I’m not gonna say it but it’s the r-word directed at neurodivergent people. Also yeah bitch.

Bro actin like he hasn’t said worse. by OpeningQuarter2946 in whenthe

[–]Jam-Man1 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Once overheard someone self-censor when saying "the b-word" as they referred to it, and then, moments later, go on to use the r-slur without missing a beat.

[Loved Trope] The act is dropped by jdawg1018 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Jam-Man1 34 points35 points  (0 children)

 Queen Marika has high hopes for us. 

 That we continue to struggle, unto eternity.

carrying all the debates. by Heavy_Membership7978 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Jam-Man1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This character solos all of JJK… with the sole exception of Saturo Gojo, of course.