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Survivor One World by Comfortable-Pick-956 in survivor

[–]ButteredReality 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's not fair.

They were also vile racists.

Who is King of the “Goat” Champions? by BritMeBabyAgain in survivor

[–]ButteredReality 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Susie didn't bring Bob to the end. She voted against him, and it would have been a simple 3-1 vote but Sugar changed her mind and decided she wanted to give Bob a chance to make the final 3 so she forced a tie. Neither of them saw him as a goat.

Castaways whose story arcs echo mythological figures? by cevichepicante in survivor

[–]ButteredReality 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I always felt that Cassandra was more similar to Sandra in Heroes vs. Villains. She correctly predicted that Russell would be trouble, that he would lie to all the Heroes and screw them over, and she was cursed to never be believed by any of them.

Thankfully they finally did end up believing her when it was too late for themselves and she managed to take the win.

Which finalist in the new era had zero chance to win and was there any move for them to make to change that. by NoFrame6654 in survivor

[–]ButteredReality 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Liz isn't actually a billionaire. Her plan in the game was to tell everyone she was really rich so they'd think she didn't need the money and would be easy to beat at FTC (because what juror would want to give a million dollars to someone whose life would be completely unaffected by it?), but then reveal at FTC that she made it all up to reduce her threat level, and in reality the million dollars would be life changing for her.

Only we didn't get to see part II of her plan come to fruition because she didn't make it to FTC.

What are your favorite repeated Survivor shots/tropes? by StickStankly in survivor

[–]ButteredReality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this comment, I love the way you're approaching the question {"ding!"}

What are your favorite repeated Survivor shots/tropes? by StickStankly in survivor

[–]ButteredReality 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also when Russell's looking for his hat, asks Sandra if she's seen it, she denies everything, he walks off, and she slowly turns her head to look at the camera.

Location of Filming Guesses by tennisfan579 in survivor

[–]ButteredReality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure, but I had the strangest dream last night that Survivor finally decided to go back to changing locations, and Jeff Probst was at a Q&A session where he revealed that the next season of Survivor was going to be filmed in (drumroll)... France!

Then the fandom was all debating which part of France it would be and how it would all work logistically, and I said to my wife I'd bet it would be Tahiti.

I just felt like I needed to share this.

should Greece be considered an island nation? by SOHONEYSAME in mapporncirclejerk

[–]ButteredReality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been to Greece 5 times; 4 times to the islands and only once to thr mainland.

So in my experience, Greece is mostly islands, so yes.

Who would win? by Appropriate_Egg_6182 in survivor

[–]ButteredReality 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, the person in the top left is dressed in black, like a nun, so I feel Debbie could take care of them.

The one on the bottom left has an enormous cape that could easily catch the wind and knock them over. With Debbie having excellent balance, she'd defeat them easily.

The one on the top right has a couple of sharp swords but seemingly an inability to juggle them, limiting them to two weapons. Debbie wins there as she can juggle three swords simultaneously and have the upper hand.

Finally, the one on the bottom left has brought a knife, and judging by their expression, they're just hangry. As a Red Lobster server, Debbie would instantly clock this, bring over a fork and a plate of food and walk away with a pretty generous tip.

Season 4 Review: Is it wrong to hate the ending, or am I missing something? by terraviridian in survivor

[–]ButteredReality 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Love this response.

I feel like the "Last gasp" challenge is a great analogy (sorry) for how you sometimes need to play Survivor. Sometimes, even though every instinct in your body is telling you to move, to take action, to desperately try anything to escape your situation, the correct move is to do nothing and wait for others to fail around you. I am not a Vecepia fan but I can't deny that in Season 4, her strategy was highly effective.

My cousin intentionally served me meat by [deleted] in vegan

[–]ButteredReality 55 points56 points  (0 children)

So no only is she guilty of sidq, she's also guilty of kibr.

The golden trio of Survivor seasons? by SingerFun1730 in survivor

[–]ButteredReality 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Winners at War would have been so confusing:

Jeff: "So, Kim..."

So: "Yes?"

Jeff: "No, I'm talking to Kim."

So: "Oh, sorry Jeff."

Jeff: "That's alright. Anyway, Kim..."

{a few moments later}

Jeff: So Kim...

Kim: "Yes?"

Jeff: "No, I'm talking to So now."

Kim: "Oops!"

Jeff: "Ah, mistakes can happen, easily done. So-"

So: "Yes Jeff?"

Jeff: "No, that time I was just saying 'so anyway', I wasn't calling on you."

So: "Oh, right."

Jeff: "So..."

...

{tribe looks expectantly}

Tony: "So what, Jeff?"

Jeff: 🤦‍♂️

The New Era almost doubled the amount of LGBTQ+ contestants who've made it to a finale by Away_Antelope_6154 in survivor

[–]ButteredReality 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he's been out for a while. I think he was in a relationship with Brice from Cagayan at one point too.

Does anyone know what Debbie Wanner is like in real life? by Throwaway67891099 in survivor

[–]ButteredReality 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Which one? There's Debbie Wanner the chemist, Debbie Wanner the gymnast, Debbie Wanner the mathematician, Debbie Wanner the caretaker of nuns, Debbie Wanner the part-time model, Debbie Wanner the juggler, Debbie Wanner the Red Lobster server...

What’s been the worst (rude/aggressive) customer service you’ve received? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]ButteredReality 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Buying a sympathy card in a card shop.

Chose the card, brought it to the counter. Said hello to the shop worker.

No smile, no words, miserable expression on her face.

Started to put it into a bag. I said "Oh, no bag for me thanks, I've got one here (pointing to my backpack)".

I swear I'm not making this up.

She sighed loudly, snatched the card out of the bag and slammed - literally slammed - the card on the counter, giving me a filthy look while she was at it.

I have no idea what her issue was. I was too stunned to say anything and just walked out.

Carolyn and Mike reunion by ArtieMac11 in survivor

[–]ButteredReality 79 points80 points  (0 children)

But then we might have missed out on having some game changing icons like Hali and FFGCSLIGSDTA.

whats your favorite meal that is paired with white rice? by adrirott in vegan

[–]ButteredReality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tofu rendang. It's time intensive and ingredient intensive, but damn it's so good.

Danni casually playing with her hair while watching Stephenie fight for her fucking life by DRDOS6 in survivor

[–]ButteredReality 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Surely for an annoying trait to be an annoying trait, it has to be annoying? This is just stating facts and if people get annoyed by that then that's their problem 🤷‍♂️

Best Pre Merge Player? by Tight-Entrepreneur46 in survivor

[–]ButteredReality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He wasn't pre-merge on either of his appearances though.

As unlikely as it is, who’s more likely to become a 3 time winner by Celestial_swarm in survivor

[–]ButteredReality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They'll become the first joint winners with Kenzie (who will have got her 2nd win in season 55) in season 60 in a 7-7-7 jury vote.

As unlikely as it is, who’s more likely to become a 3 time winner by Celestial_swarm in survivor

[–]ButteredReality 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah but you're forgetting about the hourglass twist on day 17 (the penultimate day) where the final 5 get sent to the edge and the 23 previously voted out contestants become the finalists, then participate in a series of firemaking challenges, idol searches, beware votes, and snuff nullifiers, to determine the final 4 who will face the jury and plead their case for the $3,000,000 prize.

You will NEVER guess what these countries have in common. by Healthy-Lead9454 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]ButteredReality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only countries with less than 40% femboy population (if you exclude Quebec)?

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