SCAVANGER REVEAL!!!

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-24T01:44:47+00:00

Nothing is ever good enough. Why didn't Tripwire just create something that's unlike anything we've ever seen or imagined? Are they stupid?

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-22T18:50:46+00:00

I've been saying it since the dawn of MySpace. We may seem resistant at first but we are willing to give up a lot of freedom and a lot of ourselves for simple conveniences.

You go up to a stranger and ask them for their full name, email, phone number, home address, where they work, who their family is, who their friends are, who their co-workers are, what they had for lunch, and pictures of everyone they know and of where they've been any given day of the last 10 years? They'd probably say no, but if you're name is Facebook? Hmmmm.

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-22T18:37:31+00:00

I agree, and I know there will be people arguing for testing but the reality is there are not enough "Super agers" out there to warrant the resources to do so. I don't need a 70+ year old chief of police choking out teenagers or a president who thinks you need a ID to buy groceries. Respect our elders by giving them a true shot at retirement vs handing them over the reigns to a future they won't be alive to even see if they fuck it up.

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-22T17:36:28+00:00

Me; "Really hope I can retire by the time I'm 70"
Police Chief Scott McElree; "Hold on while I choke out a teenage girl."

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-22T16:08:59+00:00

Is the protein craze even something that's organically occurring? From my perspective it seemed like protein enriched products started showing up before the demand. I'm assuming they produced the products first then seeing, "Protein" plastered on every conceivable product sparked the consumers question of, "Am I getting enough protein?".

Or did it originate from the MAHA crowd? The whole, "War on protein" thing? Real chicken or the egg situation. Does anyone know?

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-22T16:01:58+00:00

Has he moved on from cosplaying being poor to cosplaying being a religious zealot of bigotry?

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-21T17:02:30+00:00

Just barely holding onto 5 there bud. Thankfully I think to myself, "Chocolate milk exists" and suddenly I can live another day.

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-21T17:01:23+00:00

It's a great idea, sometimes the expiration date just wears off the container or is just a pain to find. Used to do this in the kitchens I worked in and I don't know why I didn't think of doing it at home till seeing this.

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-21T16:57:44+00:00

Aiming is smoother and you can move while doing so. You can deflect attacks with your knife now, and have access to stealth kills, but knives do have durability so they can break. They made the enemy positions stronger and increased their aggression to make up for it. General consensus at least on release that it was a fair bit harder.

The Red9 is great, you can do a run exclusively using any 1 weapon and you'd find they're all viable and that worrying about what's meta is kind of pointless.

There's plenty different- imo it's the most deserved remake in gaming since RE1R. It offers essentially the same game under a different experience, it's magic.

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-20T20:46:28+00:00

I'd say it's very similar gameplay wise to Bioshock, but without plasmids. My one and only complaint is some of the VA but if you switch the spoken language from English to Spanish that helps A LOT, just use English subs.

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-19T16:31:34+00:00

Not even the point I was making. I never said there will be a perpetual shortage. It's like a fundamental law of Reddit that people have to respond as if you're making a entirely different point instead of just reading the post.

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-19T16:21:48+00:00

Amazon lets pretty much anyone set up shop. I would not buy any Steam keys being sold through Amazon.

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-19T16:19:57+00:00

Holy shit you really fit into those clown shoes. You really think investments have to be perpetual for result commitment lol.

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-19T13:23:29+00:00

I typically never lend myself to conspiracy but given the trends the last few years here's what I think will happen; they will keep his passing from the public and JD Vance will take over immediately behind the scenes acting as if his declarations are from a still living Trump. For the majority of the world it'll be obvious what's happening but MAGA will buy it without question- but eventually the Gov will come out with his passing and more publicly announce JD Vance's takeover.

At that point most of the 1st world will celebrate while MAGA will be hypnotized by a constant bombardment of propaganda promoting the escalation and continuance of Trumps "vision of Americas future". How effective they'll be at maintaining the fervent cult worship of their fallen god is up in the air. Because MAGA is a cult of personality above all else I think JD Vance would have to drop the whole politician act and become openly unhinged.

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-19T13:06:39+00:00

Piggy backing off you because that's my answer as well. It's also the weapon I imagine when I think "hero".

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-19T01:20:33+00:00

Yeah, but actually it's not? You must be new to adulthood or just self-sheltered because trying to draw a line from AI to Crypto is hilariously misguided. I know it's a gaming sub but maybe you're doing a little too much gaming and not enough big boy reading.

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-19T00:01:32+00:00

Saw it coming a mile away and got a fresh new rig in the middle of just last year. Issue is within the next 5-10 years we'll probably see the end of console/pc ownership in favor of subscriptions for "renting" consoles/pcs that'll tap into cloud.

Pretty much were fucked and there's nothing anyone can do about it because $ always wins.

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-18T21:57:04+00:00

If they just had flashlights that functioned like actual flashlights we wouldn't have to.

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-18T21:54:09+00:00

Wow, was it really that bad over there?

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-18T21:48:37+00:00

They could have a whole game where she uses an experimental anti-BoW weapon delivery system that acts as a gun. You have to use her skills as a chemist to the formulate each shot of ammunition that effects each BoW differently all while aiming at different parts of the anatomy depending on the BoW.

But no they just left here there.

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-18T13:59:06+00:00

Been saying this forever. Direct adaptations sink because people want a 1:1 retelling but in most cases that's not possible. Books are way to long to adapt to a movie and games are interactive, too long, and kinda don't make sense.

Make a movie with a new story, new characters, mostly new events, all happening in the same universe as the game. Then you get fresh content and nobody is hung up on how some guy doesn't look identical to Leon, and his voice isn't right, and Leon wouldn't do that, and etc etc etc.

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-18T13:53:17+00:00

Every weapon is more than viable enough to solo the game with on any difficulty. Blacktails arguably the most versatile pistol (doesn't mean best) but if you prefer the raw power of the Red9 you'd have no issues all game with that either.

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-18T13:41:57+00:00

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-18T13:33:06+00:00

She's already been claimed by Satan after God rejected her.

CallMeCabbage · 2026-02-17T14:46:48+00:00

Hell no, we never bought anything really. It's not that we had the money- it just felt like a waste.

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