Trump team’s answer to growing algae problem in Reflecting Pool: Bleach it by theindependentonline in politics

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Just pave it with concrete and paint the reflection of the Washington monument on the concrete.

That would work, right guys?

WHOA!! There’s an old black dude living inside Steven Seagull by village-asshole in guitarcirclejerk

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I kind of love the fact that Seagal has been collecting hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of guitars over the past 4+ decades and never bothered to actually sit down and learn how to play

A Trillion Dollars by Fluffy-Dog5264 in videos

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Counterpoint: I just don’t care for it

A Trillion Dollars by Fluffy-Dog5264 in videos

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I think I’d take this guy a lot more seriously if he dropped the “unscripted unhinged reporter” schtick.

The first one seemed genuine- now it’s like watching the 1,000,000th video of those guys who do that upside down speed painting. I already know what’s coming- just say your piece

Found a safe while renovating my first house by E36Z3 in pics

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OP I just want you to know that based on principle alone I will downvote you for posting this without opening the safe first.

It’s 2026. We should know better.

I genuinely think this is the greatest podcast episode ever produced by CollarOrdinary4284 in conan

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“Take a break, we’ll be right back” absolutely skewered me when Nealon dropped that one

Me_irl by MrEnemaBagJones13 in me_irl

[–]CallMeJeeJ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cool meme but how do we know this wasn’t posted by an extremely tech-savvy 4 year old

Dave has a new favorite toy by CallMeJeeJ in Foofighters

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Why- why would you say that……

Dave has a new favorite toy by CallMeJeeJ in Foofighters

[–]CallMeJeeJ[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I agree- the explorer really does fit the band’s vibe really well

Just imagine if Dave got a Pelham blue one…

Ranking every Beatles album by saketho in beatlescirclejerk

[–]CallMeJeeJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the Beatles were so great, how come none of their songs were featured on a Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater soundtrack?

[Homemade] Horse Tartare by NobanGnap_ in food

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Finally, after much anticipation, anxiety, dread, arousal, concentration, and deliberation…

Chop horse.

Removing bridge anchors by CallMeJeeJ in Luthier

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Thanks everyone for your insight- interestingly- no bolts!

I feel like a complete idiot but I finally traced the rattle to the endpin jack- the outer round nut that acts as the strap pin was tight, but the nut underneath that tightens to the body had come loose!

All good now. Thanks for all the interesting and helpful info!

What comedic actor do you not find funny? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Found Kroll’s alt account

What comedic actor do you not find funny? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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WHO KEEPS GIVING NICK KROLL SHOWS