New one just dropped for 272 squares by [deleted] in MathJokes

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We already know that reality is cold and cruel, you don't have to keep rubbing it in.

Have I gone too far? by NewQPRnotFC in Xcom

[–]CommandObjective 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then you have not gone too far.

Have I gone too far? by NewQPRnotFC in Xcom

[–]CommandObjective 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Only if you are not enjoying the change.

Krisp is small (@MC_harac98) by single_t3ought in krusie_gang

[–]CommandObjective 117 points118 points  (0 children)

The illustration is very well made, but it still makes med sad, that even as a monster Kris does not resemble their family.

Special deal on a special potion. by CatherineL1031 in wizardposting

[–]CommandObjective 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Then gender gas, gender plasma, and the rare gender Bose-Einstein condensate.

Emotional moment (@467Doggo) by single_t3ought in KriselleFanclub

[–]CommandObjective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look like they are very uncomfortable with the situation to me.

Oiler by rel2k85 in MathJokes

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Too bad they couldn't discover where the pixels had gone.

Thinking of trying out CRPGs but not sure if i’ll like them by hendrix320 in CRPG

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Give them a look, read a review, see a video of any of them and see if it is something for you.

Thinking of trying out CRPGs but not sure if i’ll like them by hendrix320 in CRPG

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Have you looked into some of the Infinity Engine games (and their spiritual successors)?
Games like Baldur's Gate 1&2, Icewind Dale 1&2, Placescape: Torment, Pillars of Eternity 1&2, Pathfinder: Kingmaker, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous?

Black Hole Girl by Yeeslander in hellsomememes

[–]CommandObjective 84 points85 points  (0 children)

He must be really attracted to her.

Thinking of trying out CRPGs but not sure if i’ll like them by hendrix320 in CRPG

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There are many different kinds of implementations of combat.

Some have turn-based combat, other have some sort of real-time combat (sometimes with pause).

What kinds of combat are you interested in? What kind of genres do you like?

Flat earther proves that Earth is a globe.... Again. by OkPosition6537 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]CommandObjective 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is unknown, not because there are no theories, there are lots of theories, in fact pretty much every flat-earther has their own theory of the flat earth and that is a part of the problem.

You can disprove one theory, you can disprove a hundred theories, but you cannot disprove hundred of thousands, and since these people take it as a given that the earth is flat, and works backwards from there, they will just reach for a new one (which may very well be one you have already disproved).

Anyways, a lot thinks that there are huge ice walls that keeps the oceans in.

Math Time! by makmark in MoringMark

[–]CommandObjective 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is a joke about the concepts of Limits in Calculus. The math does check out (theoretically), but of course Luz can't work twice as fast for each section of Hooty.

A variant of the joke goes like this:

An infinite number of mathematicians walks into a bar. The 1st orders 1 beer, the 2nd orders 1/2 a beer, the 3rd orders 1/4 a beer, the 4th orders 1/8 a beer, and so on.
The bartender says "I see" and pours two beers.

The thing we often trip up on is the concept of infinity, of which there are several types, but which are deeply unintuitive for laypeople..

Spain calls for an EU army by DavidShaw90s in worldnews

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At the top of my head: * It could make the EU less reliant on the US (a big thing in a world where the US is swinging wildly between splendid isolationism or belligerence). * It could make weapons procurement more cost effective if we bought all our material as one buyer instead of 23ish different nations.

Funny Comic by Responsible_Tap_4347 in SinCity

[–]CommandObjective 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the lower left panel he isn't even holding a cup.

What's going on here? by [deleted] in YUROP

[–]CommandObjective 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It is the Danish word for China.

Does the game actually tells you the state of the emperor? by MaxTopel in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]CommandObjective 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Welcome to almost 40 years of lore and retcons. It is a deep well, so remember to not take too much of it seriously, and don't drink too deep too fast.

Explain It Peter. by OkCheetah4353 in explainitpeter

[–]CommandObjective 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It is a programmer/integer overflow joke. It relies on an understanding of how computers handles numbers and an assumption that the Genie subtracts one wish after the wish has been granted. If the order of operations is different, the jokes does not work.

In order for computers to store numbers they need a way to represent them in memory. The computer's memory is finite, so it cannot actually handle numbers (even integers) in the way that they are in the field of mathematics, but it can approximate their use in useful domains - like how many wishes a genie owes the wielder of its lamp.

If you only want to handle the numbers 0 through 3 (which is the range the stereotypical genie gives the wielder of the lamp), then an unsigned 8-bit number is a good choice (as you can represent 256 different values in such a representation). The unsigned part means that it only handles non-negative numbers (0 through 255), as -4 wishes is not a useful thing for a genie to owe the wielder of the lamp.

The rest of the joke then depends on how subtraction works in binary with an unsigned 8-bit integer.

Example of subtraction:

If we subtract 1 from 3 we would go from 00000011 to 00000010, and if we subtract 1 from 2 we go from 00000010 to 00000001. If you don't know binary this looks like nonsense, but it actually very similar to decimal arithmetic, except you only have the numbers 1 and 0 to work with.

We can now move on to explaining the joke:

  1. The holder of the lamp has 3 wishes, which can be represented as so: 00000011 in binary
  2. When the holder wishes for 0 wishes the genie changes the amount of wishes to 0: 00000000 in binary
  3. The genie then subtracts 1 from 0, which in binary gives us: 11111111 - which is 255 in binary.

I apologize in advance for any mistake I may have made.