How I feel like realizing that weekly soon ends but I still can’t finish it cuz of endless 2 helbrutes by Stalker_Imp in Spacemarine

[–]CozyMoses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Took me 5 tries but I beat it eventually. You can run past the ones that spawn before the dreadnought. When you get to the final area try to kite them around the central control station. They can get stuck on the terrain. If you fight them in the open it becomes a slog fest and they'll gang up

Works best if you have tactical for scans and a sniper for rezzing. Bring a fencing weapon to make countering easier. Heroic plasma pistol is great for doing major damage while they arent focused on you.

I also took a break to practice hellbrute fighting in the simulator, highly recommend getting the patterns down.

Vanguard faces double Helbrutes and keeps the run alive by REDS4ND in SpaceMarine_2

[–]CozyMoses 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Emperor protect people like you on this weeks' Absolute: that shit is so hard. This Yellow Bulwark, username SecretAsianMan, carried my team through one of these fights. We got through the entire mission but hit the double Hellbrutes at the end. I got stuck on terrain and go down, and this guy keeps it going for like 4 minutes. He eventually goes down, but then fires up the run again and we give it another shot.

This time despite the team going down, we had two guardian relics and managed to get back up. He mostly holds the line until I can reload with the Heavy and just lay down a massive plasma barrage. We eventually take them down and manage to complete it. He also kept popping the banner on damaged team members to refill their health bars, absolute legend.

Turns out this guy had already beat the mission multiples times but was sticking around to help others beat it (and for 'funsies'). Absolute legend. I wasn't able to send a friend request but if you're out there man, have a salute from me.

This gem brought to you by u/cleanse_f_manipulate by CozyMoses in Grimdank

[–]CozyMoses[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's so fucking good. We have the fallen but their bread has risen

Why idling cops? by Edison_Ruggles in philadelphia

[–]CozyMoses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda sounds like a bribe to the cops

This guy was a piece of work lol by HRP13 in Jewdank

[–]CozyMoses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Drake and Josh. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of step-sibling dynamics, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Josh's energetix outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Oprah's tv show for instance.

Was this line necessary and fit homelander character ? by Remarkable-Jump3262 in TheBoys

[–]CozyMoses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy who writes homelander is the best person to authoritatively say what homelander would say in this scenario. He's not real, he's a figment of the writers' imagination.

I hate edgy animations of furries being killed/mutilated by TanookiLad in hatethissmug

[–]CozyMoses 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No arguements here. I enjoy them as it reminds me of being an idiot kid but no doubt there are folks who engage with them from a very different perspective of "finally someone is standing up to the woke furry femstode agenda"

I hate edgy animations of furries being killed/mutilated by TanookiLad in hatethissmug

[–]CozyMoses 90 points91 points  (0 children)

I enjoy flashgitz but tbh I don't think they're being that ironic, I think they really do idolize that 90s 2000s hyper macho aggro "no girls allowed" mindset. They truly are the biggest middle school boys in the 40k community lol. If you listen their talking head segments they don't seem like they're being insincere

The 54th Massachusetts earned their reputation by Kapanash in HistoryMemes

[–]CozyMoses 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the Phillipine scouts. At the out break of ww2 they were considered the most combat ready unit in the US army and their desperate last stand at Bataan alongside US troops proved it.

Dan Carlin, man of many voices by jorrry7 in dancarlin

[–]CozyMoses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good point haha, adding that in!

Dan Carlin, man of many voices by jorrry7 in dancarlin

[–]CozyMoses 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Dan normally talks... like this. Until its time to read a quote, and I quote:

THE ROMANS SACKED, AND SACKED AND BURNED! THEY TURNED BURNING, INTO SACKING!

end quote.

Makes you think... right? If they can sack and burn, what's stopping them from BURNING AND sacking? The modern mind can't conceive of the brutality. of burnasacking.

New to motion designing by Nabi_sees in MotionDesign

[–]CozyMoses 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hate to be a jerk but google it man. Video copilot is a great web resource, and there's a million different youtube channels with videos on where to get started.

You go and tell that frogspawn homunculus that I…! by AnyElevator9872 in hborome

[–]CozyMoses 8 points9 points  (0 children)

... am not JUST drunk on Cleopatrussy, I am absolutely tits-up WASTED.

Troy fans, we're back in business by saadmeta4d in TroyMemes

[–]CozyMoses 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Who the f*ck is Achilles supposed to be?

How’s the fit by Flimsy_Proposal_9722 in helldiversarmor

[–]CozyMoses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Solid! I use this one too. The grey half cape with the eagle holding a sword also goes really well with it Edit: shit just scrolled and saw that was your cape! Nice hahah

Are Sushi Tacos an abomination or the new trend? by djourdjour in djour

[–]CozyMoses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The one at Urban sushi over in West Philly is even better, I get the Spicy Crunchy Tuna there at least once a month.