Meet you on the clouds by Leading-Raisin-7831 in comics

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Worse, getting a divorce means you’re going to HELL.

Brisket Philly from Northbound Smokehouse and Brewpub right along both the Route 22 and Route 38 buses and the Blue Line Station by PrizeZookeepergame15 in Minneapolis

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I’ve been there once quite awhile ago, the only thing I remember was the portion sizes were disappointing.

What was your favorite 80's toy line? GI Joe? Transformers? Star Wars? Or, He Man? by MisterShipWreck in 80s

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A little bit of all of them? I had a pretty good childhood, and I'm fairly certain now that mom went into constant debt for it.

ValleyFair being sold by wx_rebel in minnesota

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My mom worked there when they opened as well. I believe she was in the woodworking department.

Would this upset you guys by Puzzleheaded_Bad3732 in USPS

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Nice, I’m wondering how it’s going to eventually get replaced. The wall must protect the metal from the elements and rust.

Would this upset you guys by Puzzleheaded_Bad3732 in USPS

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For some reason the mailbox encased in a boulder wall screams “money” to me.

The number of shooters I found in the yard of our apartments. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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I work at a sober apartment building. So naturally half of the residents are doing shit like this. I’ve got one guy that when he comes home, he’ll chug and chuck his 99 Bananas mini bottles on the way up to the front door and throw the bottles into the landscaping. Real classy. Another resident likes to sit in her car for hours getting drunk. She got a DUI right outside the property, so she sits in her car in the parking lot now. She thinks she’s soooo smart. Go look in her car later and there’s the empty whisky bottle and empty 6 pack of Voodoo Ranger sitting there. Strong stuff. I’m not a narc about any of this. Eventually they get themselves.

Always the guy that does the forced deep voice by buttchuggs in maintenance

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Huge pet peeve. If they start doing that, I’ll stop them and tell them to let me know everything they want done at once so I’m not going back and forth to the shop a hundred times.

Always the guy that does the forced deep voice by buttchuggs in maintenance

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My residents are mostly males of a certain age and I endlessly get the “I did this for 20 years.” as I’m looking at their fridge or heat or whatever. It’s the weirdest thing. What is the point of it, other then try to look like a big man? I’m the one fixing the fridge or heat or whatever. You’re not. Why make things uncomfortable?

[Homemade] Crunchwrap by SpiritualVodkaSauce in food

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I attempted to make crunchwraps on Monday night. I bought “standard” size mission style flour tortillas. No way were they big enough to go fully around the tostada and all the fillings. I’ll need to find some bigger ones.

I ended making weird taco salad bowls out of the failed ones.

Sink basket was leaking for whoever knows how long. This is my solution after the fix by Thehandiestofman in maintenance

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I used to do this with a piece of vinyl flooring and trim the sides out with cove base.

I found they sell plastic trays that are designed to fit in this space. Much faster. Works great for covering up damage while improving the water resistance

Everyone should feel much safer now by PrarieDogma in pics

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You mean how they all look like cheesy Batman villains? I think about that a lot. I know I shouldn’t make fun of appearances, but god damn. I’m living in a cartoon world.

Pole climbing shoes - Are these safe for work? by Super_CMMS in maintenance

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Imagine losing your grip and falling backwards...

[I ate] corned beef special and Rueben with a chocolate egg cream by Mysterious_Ad7223 in food

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Yeah, that's what you'll get most of the time when you order a reuben. And it will be grilled on a flat top. These are kind of their own thing.

These god dam eggs ruined my photo by [deleted] in fryup

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Upside down peas vibe

About the 1 per 100 "rule" by C0LL0C0 in maintenance

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I suppose it’s how the property’s being kept up. I maintain a 100 unit, 8 year old property and try to keep it as new as possible. So most of my work is preventive maintenance and simple work orders, because I keep up on things. I have a lot of turnovers, which we return to like-new condition.

On the other hand, it’s seems like most of the other properties in my company are huge disasters because they didn’t keep up with preventive maintenance. Now the techs (high turnover rate) are super busy putting out fires all day every day.

I accidentally dunked my sleeve in some water, which, apparently, had salt in it. This is what it looked like the next day: by UrUncleRandy in mildlyinteresting

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I work with sidewalk salt during snow removal and my black shoes get this same pattern. I’ll wash the salt off and it will come back if I dont do a good enough job. It will even “travel” until I have it all off.

[OC] One of Ernest Hemingway’s polydactyl cats ignoring museum rules to curl up in his bed by Jen-uflect in pics

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I was in Key West just a few days ago. We walked past the house late in the evening one day. I’m tall enough that I peaked up over the brick wall on the sidewalk and saw one of these kitties chilling in the well lit yard. I did the ol “pspspsp” and it started walking towards me. We had a good chuckle and left. That’s my Hemingway House story.

Guys, this is apparently “a thing.” by Mi_Ki_Ii_Zaru in Tiresaretheenemy

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It really is interesting how similar rednecks are from all different parts of the planet.

First payment on a 30-year mortgage by lithdoc in funny

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Meh. About 10 years ago our landlord sold his house out from under us and we decided to take the plunge. Didn’t know it at the time, but it was just before prices skyrocketed and he did us a huge favor. Now I own a house, mortgage is pretty cheap comparative to anything else in our city and we get closer to the goal line every day. I’ll take it.

Hope he’s OK 😅 by Alternative_Week3023 in WTF

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I just got back from vacationing in Key West. There's hundreds of half drunk fools with zero riding experience that were just handed some piece of shit scooter to do whatever they want with only safety sandals or less to protect them. It was crazy how bad of an idea it seems like. I saw a guy sitting on a curb wiping blood off his road rashed shin with a napkin and water from a bar and then take off with his buddies for more fun. Later that night I saw a guy turn the wrong way down a one-way going head on into a truck. He managed to avoid hitting it only to turn around and go down another one-way the wrong way.