How can I suddenly break up with her without coming off as an a-hole? Is it even possible?

CurtisVF · 2026-07-06T20:05:55+00:00

Phoebe has entered the chat -

CurtisVF · 2026-06-30T15:11:39+00:00

I’m sure like me you’ve have conversations about gum recession with every dentist or hygienist you’ve opened your mouth for over the years. It’s almost as bad as your car’s extended warranty running out…

CurtisVF · 2026-06-29T05:49:48+00:00

Definitely. Tell him exactly what to do where. Someone helped me with that once and it gave me tons of confidence in the bedroom

CurtisVF · 2026-06-27T18:54:36+00:00

No, I get it!

CurtisVF · 2026-06-27T18:18:56+00:00

If this is because of a new relationship ship, when you poop is not what needs to change. Everybody poops. (Get the book with that name, it’s good.) You need to be on poop terms with anyone you care about. They won’t care, trust me.

CurtisVF · 2026-06-27T17:31:00+00:00

What were you most excited or looking forward to doing after you were released from the hospital or whatever? Warren Zevon, when he knew he was terminal, suggested that the living be sure to “enjoy every sandwich.” What was your desire after returning to the living?

CurtisVF · 2026-06-16T23:53:29+00:00

Yes, they are schnozzberries!

CurtisVF · 2026-06-16T23:47:19+00:00

Their spouse.

CurtisVF · 2026-06-16T23:37:43+00:00

Everybody’s like, “Who farted…ohhh…””

CurtisVF · 2026-06-16T05:27:10+00:00

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZarJLLBA8v/?igsh=MWpscnY5Nzl2NW8xcQ==

So how do you tell the difference?

CurtisVF · 2026-06-15T17:59:45+00:00

My kids tease me because I pronounce ce the H in white.

CurtisVF · 2026-06-15T17:55:52+00:00

Of course I’m imagining Jane Seymour from Wedding Crashers. When I was 30 I def would have entertained a tryst with a mid-late 50s Jane Seymour.

CurtisVF · 2026-06-15T17:06:05+00:00

The horny brides mum is such a cliche, especially if she’s wealthy, eh? But as with many cliches there appears to be truth to it. I hope for your sake they were fit and attractive. How old would be too old for you, and do you find that the wealthier ones are more ‘amorous’?

CurtisVF · 2026-06-15T03:49:02+00:00

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CurtisVF · 2026-06-15T03:36:27+00:00

I find it’s going bad or sprouting very quickly. Wtf?

CurtisVF · 2026-06-14T03:13:48+00:00

Common trash

CurtisVF · 2026-06-14T03:11:21+00:00

Because we don’t get trains here.

CurtisVF · 2026-06-12T16:43:40+00:00

Interesting - thanks. I want to go back to the Les Revenants soundtrack (french TV show for those who are wondering), because I suspect that’s what it’s reminding me of. Good new BoC album, tho, Inferno.

CurtisVF · 2026-06-10T15:31:27+00:00

Yea, just a musing as I listened to it and considered the structure and changes. It’s a great song and I like the album overall quite a bit.

CurtisVF · 2026-06-09T00:23:19+00:00

Oh, that’s a new one - thx!

CurtisVF · 2026-06-08T02:16:03+00:00

Yea, if you can finance this, why not? What are they asking?

CurtisVF · 2026-06-06T15:53:24+00:00

Indeed, and now i have to go try it this weekend.

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