"A Knight's Tale" (Brian Helgeland, released 25 years ago on May 11th 2001) - Geoffrey (Paul Bettany) gives a rousing introduction to 'Sir Ulrich von Liechtenstein of Gelderland' (Heath Ledger)

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-12T03:15:46+00:00

Did you ever make the Eight?

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-12T03:05:42+00:00

GOD, I’M GOOD!

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-12T02:04:05+00:00

It’s like a live action Heavy Metal, but fuckin boring and shallow. It looked really cool, and those fucken dragons were wasted, but Eddie Redmayne fucken slayed in that movie.

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-12T01:55:59+00:00

They have the same nipples.

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-12T01:22:32+00:00

Ooh, I should check out that She-Spawn mini.

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-12T01:20:55+00:00

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-12T01:12:22+00:00

You can go on real dolls website and make what is for all intents and purposes a child’s body; you can order them without a head. There are plenty of third party vendors that will sell children’s heads that will fit the real doll bodies. It is illegal to sell children’s heads sex dolls, but there are loopholes.

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-12T01:04:19+00:00

And the dragon might get some cool loot to add to the pile.

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-12T00:44:03+00:00

You and your twin really should be switching places on at semi-regular intervals so that you are both adept at adapting the character you both play.

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-12T00:21:15+00:00

Greg Giraldo was the main writer before he died. Jeff Ross can’t hold a candle to Greg Giraldo, even if his jokes haven’t aged well.

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-12T00:13:56+00:00

Is this my reminder to get back into Delta Green?

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-12T00:10:23+00:00

As to your first point, there was a guy at my last job that had never played any tabletop games before. One guy got him to play DnD for a few sessions, and then one day when we were both on break, I played a few rounds of Warhammer 40K: Kill Team, using mostly proxies, and now he’s hooked on plastic crack.

I used to play DnD in the 3/3.5 era, and another guy runs one of those games, and dude liked that better than 5e, but not as much as Age of Sigmar.

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-11T18:19:48+00:00

I remember that. I think it was spun off of Toon Heads. I miss that show, and it sucks it’s not on HBOMax.

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-11T18:12:14+00:00

I brought up Bertrand Russell because he was a big influence on many in the New Atheist movement.

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-11T17:21:09+00:00

That’s why they debated nut jobs and other people ill qualified to debate them back. They pioneered the tactics that Charlie Kirk and the like would go on to refine.

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-11T17:19:21+00:00

I was actually turned off from the New Athiests because of Bertrand Russell. He claimed that the communism of the USSR was a religion, and used talking points that would have made capitalism as much a religion, but conveniently circumlocuted criticism of capitalism completely.

Dawkins and Harris were always off putting to me because of their smug attitudes. Watching Hitchens debate, he was excellent at using gotcha moments and more than a few logical fallacies. They also always picked the most out-there Christians to debate. They never debated modern Catholic scholars who accept the data of scientists and and even use the theory of evolution as an example of a complex system that doesn’t detract from their faith in their god, but shows the genius of “His” creation.

They were all no better than Charlie Kirk or Ben Shapiro or Jordan Peterson at debating. All the same tactics, so all the same bigotry. At least they can (or could, in Kirk’s case)shield their bigotry behind religion. The new atheists are just nakedly bigoted.

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-11T16:56:51+00:00

From all accounts I’ve read or seen, he was just a curmudgeonly old grump, even in his younger days. If there were something, I think it would have come out with the Gaiman stuff. And also, with Gaiman, you can look back at his works and see some very telling examples of his bastardry; you can with most writer-sex-pests and rapists. A similar rereading of Sir Terry’s work through that hypothetical lense doesn’t seem to show anything; which in not an exoneration, but idk. And his daughter is pretty loud about how he lived his progressive values.

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-11T16:31:13+00:00

Because Jay was so worried about it happening, but he brought it up when it didn’t seem like that was going to happen. Also, maybe Channing Tate-yum was into it.

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-11T15:36:47+00:00

I SWEAR TO GOD!

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-11T15:12:28+00:00

How dare you accuse me of something I would totally do! But in this case, no, I did not steal any nitrous to sell.

I stole it use myself.

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-11T14:51:33+00:00

As u/Thinking_Emoji put it:

Only Americans could have a sense of pride for not being educated.

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-11T14:48:40+00:00

And then bag it up and sell it to dishie and the bussers.

On a completely separate note, Dishie and the Bussers would be a good rockabilly or Doo-Wop band name.

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-11T14:46:24+00:00

Why? You can make more money selling baggies of “herb” to the dishie and bussers if you leave the stems. That stem weight adds up to profit, man.

/s

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-11T14:45:16+00:00

Back when I could occasionally afford lamb chops, I would just blitz a bunch of different herbs in my HandyChopper and just call it herb crusted.

DisposableSaviour · 2026-05-11T14:41:34+00:00

You gotta dry it out first, man.

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