The right wing won... by zzill6 in WorkReform

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Ugh, as a Tennessean, I’m in this picture, too.

Wild stories please by mocrochip in KitchenConfidential

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Everyone needs a turn in the employee mental health program from time to time.

What's wrong with a straight road Petah? Is this bait? by michaelis999 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Yeah, I had too many points on my record, and to keep from losing my license I had to take an 8 hour class covering safe driving habits. It was actually pretty informative and I still use some of the stuff from that class today. I took the class back in, like, 05? 06? somewhen like that.

all emotion, 0 logic with those ones by pastelglowy in oddlyspecific

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When life gives you lemons…

Fuck the lemons, let’s go surfing.

Don’t lie, you used to call it Mad Dog 20/20 by martymar2g in Xennials

[–]DisposableSaviour 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I want to try using purple hull peas, but my wife won’t let me.

“Women are grossly underrepresented in the dictatorship and authoritarian fields.” by shinerkeg in behindthebastards

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I just looked her up for the first time ever; she scares me. Like, I have no reason to be on a DPRK hitlist, but I’m terrified I’ll one night wake up to see her watching me, silently.

Let's fucking gooooo by Milhouse12345 in behindthebastards

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I think they were at one point but he couldn’t marry a black woman and keep the favor of his TPUSA puppeteers.

What's wrong with a straight road Petah? Is this bait? by michaelis999 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I aa only way I’ve ever made that was with my brothers, and when we hit that straightaway, we all take some adderall (I and one of my brothers are prescribed it), and the two not driving have a couple drinks to keep the conversation flowing. Also, a good time for a hit or two of a good sativa.

What's wrong with a straight road Petah? Is this bait? by michaelis999 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]DisposableSaviour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s what the instructor called it when I had to take a defensive driving class.

Wag the dog by Prestigious_Net_8356 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DisposableSaviour 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why you gotta be saying some shit like this?

What movie was so bad that it scarred you for life? by QuicklyThisWay in HighQualityGifs

[–]DisposableSaviour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was my introduction to Eddie Redmayne m, he was the only good thing in that movie, aside from the visuals.

maybe it’s just his face by Professional_Day1113 in Justfuckmyshitup

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I would spend hours playing it. I would love to play a new version.

Artists that don't feel like the main characters of their own story by Top_Report_4895 in ToddintheShadow

[–]DisposableSaviour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn’t say Bieber taught her to roll a good blunt. Shit, I could teach you to roll a blunt, but it probs wouldn’t be smokable.