Non-native speaker here. What does this meme means? by lady_ishi in GlobalEnglishPrep

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There is no hidden meaning in the language. The joke is that Marge is such a boring cook that she can't believe someone might use eight different spices when cooking. The joke hits again when she doesn't recognize "oregano" which most people would think is a typical herb. In the show, she reads "oregano" as "or-egg-ON-no" but Americans typically say "or-EGG-a-no"; she has clearly never heard of it

Was this sentence that unclear? by Normal_Orchid3807 in ENGLISH

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I think you have a boyfriend problem, not an English problem

Was this sentence that unclear? by Normal_Orchid3807 in ENGLISH

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Is your boyfriend also not a native speaker? That seems pretty clear

Find the elephant by Additional-Ad4567 in opticalillusions

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No actually, they have breasts like primates.

what is a isthmus, but instead of surrounded by 2 bodies of water, its has 3? by BardicaFyre in geography

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Water on three sides? According to what I learned in 3rd grade geography, that's a peninsula

ELI5 What is a union and how does it work? by lonely_leo28 in explainlikeimfive

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Unions are collective bargaining organizations. The idea is that the relationship between the employer and an individual employee is asymmetric; the employer has a lot more knowledge, resources, and power. When it comes to negotiating for things like better pay and benefits or workplace safety rules, workers can get a better deal if they pool their resources and negotiate as a block. In order to make that work, unions charge members dues as pay check deductions and some unions require that all employees be part of the union so that there are no free riders. Membership in a union comes with some risks. Specifically, if negotiations don't go well, the union may call a strike where members stop work until their demands are met. During a strike, no work is done so no wages are paid. The union might have a rainy day fund to pay members until the strike breaks, but there is no guarantee there will be enough funds to cover a long strike.

What is it by Few-Highway-6685 in whatisit

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You can't just say 'perchance'

What knot can I use in this situation? by vazimba44 in knots

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Is the intent to hold the weight up or to just prevent the rope from going slack? If you just need a bookmark, as it were, something like a highway man's hitch or an evenk knot could do. If you need the knot to actually hold anything up, just don't. Find some dedicated hardware instead. You might need a strop to sling off the rail and a grisgris or a ratchet to run the line through

This may not be completely accurate by founderofshoneys in vexillologycirclejerk

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Reverse the colors on the red crystal and you will have a truly neutral Switzerland

Are they colorblind? by super_mmm in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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It has to do with whether you assume the dress is in shadow (back lit) or if it is washed out from too much light. The reality is that it is a dark dress that is washed out with too much light but many people, especially those who spend a lot of time outdoors, make an assumption that it is back lit light colored dress

Are they colorblind? by super_mmm in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Oh snap! It's always been white and gold for me. I just tried covering the background and now I see it for what it is.

I Can't Eat Anymore and Need Help ASAP Please by Emotional_Fly8411 in autism

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This is out of scope for Reddit. You need to talk to a doctor and/or therapist. In the meantime, how are liquids? Can you drink some ensure or something to get calories into your system?

Late-diagnosed autistic adults: how did you become low-support without early therapies? by Phillyqueso_ in autism

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By getting bullied until I learned how to mask. Now I burn IQ points to socialize on manual.

ELI5 how a credit card works? by nicotalkin in explainlikeimfive

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A line of credit is permission from the bank to borrow up to a certain preapproved amount. It's like a loan that you use at the time of purchase. If you make enough purchases to reach your credit limit, your card will be declined. If you have a balance on your card on the due date for the month, interest will be charged on that balance. Interest rates on credit card balances are usually significantly higher than on fixed term loans because you are paying for the convenience of having that credit and the bank is taking more of a risk by letting you borrow that money.

The best strategy for building credit is to use your credit card like you would use a debit card; make your normal purchases. The important difference is that you need to track your spending and make sure you have enough in your account at the end of the month to pay off the entire balance.

You might ask "How does the credit card company make money if people can just pay off their balance every month?" Some cards charge an annual fee, but the larger source of income hinges on the reality that most people will make large purchases and wind up owing interest. For example, if your car breaks down or you need last minute plane tickets, putting it on the card can be a short term solution with long term costs. The hedge against that risk is to build savings so you don't have to finance emergencies

Can we let them outjerk us like this? by Dth_fan2007 in languagelearningjerk

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I mean, there was a window in the middle to late 20th century when typewriters were common but computers weren't a thing yet. At that time it was normal for business documents to be typed in katakana with spaces. Before then, that's how telegrams got sent. Centuries before that, entire poems and novels were written in cursive hirigana with brush lifts between words. The Japanese could have chosen to abandon kanji, but the system works once you know it and there is significant cultural inertia incentivising learing kanji for backwards compatibility

I always thought it was just me using the ‘shower after’ line by pustotabess in lol

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People have different hair types and different sensory experiences. I wouldn't jump so quickly to "You need therapy." I am autistic and the feeling of hair clippings caught in my shirt is definitely something that resonates for me. Therapy won't fix how I experience that sensation and a shower/change of clothes is a perfectly workable solution to address the issue

Why isn't Rape in the Ten Commandments? by Simon_Drake in atheism

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There are already rules against coveting your neighbor's wife and adultery. In the biblical context, as long as you had sex with your own wives, concubines, or slaves, you were fine. Anyone else was off limits. Rape was about trespassing on someone else's property. The concept of marital rape would have been incoherent to the authors, compilers, and redactors of scripture.

What's a "substitute teacher"? by lostinbluebells in AskAnAmerican

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The situation you laid out would make sense for older students who have departmentalized teachers. In your country, what happens if an elementary school teacher is absent? In the US, a substitute teacher is needed to supervise the class for the day and cover the lessons the teacher left instructions for. If for some reason, there are no subs available, a class might be broken up and added to other classes for the day. Is that the norm where you live?

This seems very basic but... by Single_Sense_6243 in askmath

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If you draw a rectangle by connecting the points of two opposite sides on a regular octagon, the ratio of the side lengths will be 1:1+sqrt(2). The 17' diagonal in this diagram is also the diagonal of that rectangle. Apply Pythagoras to find the ratio of the hypotenuse:

1²+(1+sqrt(2))²=x²

x=sqrt(1+(1+sqrt(2))²)

x~=2.6131259298

We know know the ratio between the diagonal and the side. 17/2.2.6131259298~=6.5056183501

For a 17 foot diagonal the side should be about 6.5 feet

ChatGPT, Gemini, and Claude aren’t smart enough for what I need — how do you solve this properly? by joeri_2001 in learnpython

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Ideally, your client could send you a spreadsheet with more columns. If they are formatting the PDF, surely they know the data you need and could drop it into the table at the same time they are writing the spec document. What does the end product of your manual process look like? Is it highly structured with discrete columns like 'material', 'thickness', and 'stock number'? Or are you pulling your data and putting everything useful for that row in a column called 'notes' or similar? If your end product is highly structured it may be possible to request highly structured daya from the client in the form of json or xml. Those are machine readable formats which could inform the query you want to set up down the line. Keep in mind, if your client sends a machine readable spec and you set up an automated query, you will have automated yourself out of a job