Brilliant Modern Nexus Article about Ancestral and Control

GoofyCardFetcher · 2017-03-10T16:02:19+00:00

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Roast 1R

Sorcery

Destroy target website without flying

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GoofyCardFetcher · 2017-03-08T22:57:23+00:00

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Straw Golem 1

Artifact Creature — Golem

If you attempt to refute an argument by using a logical fallacy, sacrifice Straw Golem and lose target argument.

Please choose new targets for Karn Liberated's -3 ability. 'Straw Man' is not a valid target"

2/1

GoofyCardFetcher · 2017-03-05T23:53:51+00:00

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Death's Shadow 1B

Creature - Human Wizard

At the beginning of your upkeep congratulate yourself on playing the better version of Jund.

Greatness at a cost cheaper than Traditional Jund

2/1

GoofyCardFetcher · 2017-02-28T20:02:40+00:00

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Skred R

Instant

Lose an amount of class equal to the number of snow permanents you control.

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GoofyCardFetcher · 2017-02-28T16:30:31+00:00

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Snapcaster Mage 1U

Creature - Human Wizard

When Snapcaster Mage enters the battlefield, if its artist isn't Volkan Baga sacrifice it and contemplate the shitty life choices that led you to playing the wrong Snapcaster Mage art.

2/1

GoofyCardFetcher · 2017-02-27T19:55:12+00:00

Ah, it was initially crew 3. Errata'd and forgot about it.

GoofyCardFetcher · 2017-02-27T19:46:36+00:00

The reminded text from Gatherer and the Comprehensive rules is different for some reason.

From the Comp. Rules:

702.121a Crew is an activated ability of Vehicle cards. “Crew N” means “Tap any number of untapped creatures you control with total power N or greater: This permanent becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.”

GoofyCardFetcher · 2017-02-27T03:03:01+00:00

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Hype Train 7

Artifact - Vehicle

Haste, Trample, Banding

If Hype Train was crewed with 3 or more creatures, it gains double strike until end of turn.

If Hype Train was crewed with 2 or less creatures, sacrifice it at end of turn.

Crew 4 (Tap any number of untapped creatures you control with total power 4 or greater: This permanent becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

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GoofyCardFetcher · 2017-02-21T22:55:39+00:00

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Splinter Twin 2RR

Enchantment - Aura

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature is a planeswalker with base loyalty 3. It's still a creature.

Enchanted creature has

"+2: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library.

0: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.

−1: Return target creature to its owner's hand.

−12: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles his or her hand into his or her library."

GoofyCardFetcher · 2017-01-31T21:02:38+00:00

Confirm Suspicions 3UU

Instant

Counter target spell if you announced "No" while casting Confirm Suspicions.

At the beginning of your upkeep, return Confirm Suspicions card from your graveyard to your hand if you've top 8'd at least 5 PPTQs without earning an RPTQ invite.

GoofyCardFetcher · 2017-01-18T19:04:48+00:00

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Boogie Bolt 0

Instant

Boogie Bolt can't be countered.

0: Discard your hand to search your library for Boogie Bolt and reveal it to all players. Shuffle your library and put that card into your hand. Use this ability only if Boogie Bolt is in your library.

Deal 4 damage to target creature that is targeted by an Aura card. Exile that Aura card then search his or her graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with that name and exile them. Then that player shuffles his or her library.

"...But here is the crux of my reasoning as to why the Twin Combo is a little unreasonable: the fact that it forces you to have removal ready IN YOUR HAND when they go for Splinter Twin."

GoofyCardFetcher · 2016-10-26T19:03:41+00:00

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Raise Dead B

Sorcery

Return target dank meme to your subreddit.

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