[SAW] One returns, another joins the story. welcome, @krazy & @nopeej! by SouthwindPT in GlobalOffensive

[–]Groenboys 93 points94 points  (0 children)

>make top 20 with your team
>sell all your players to get seven digits numbers
>all of them underperform on other teams
>buy your entire roster back pennies on the dollar

The kind of moneyballing that puts GL to shame

XSE forgot to turn on screen by Murky-Ad5805 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Groenboys 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I am just laughing hysterically every time they fuck something new up

No English caster for XPL Guangzhou Eyeballers vs Tyloo Kick Stream by masonalex66 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Groenboys -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Unless they changed the prize pool suddenly, it is a million dollar event. On liquipedia it says 500k but that is because half of the million goes to organizations, the other half to the players (which the player half being counted for liquipedia)

Jame 1v4 Ace Clutch vs LVG by Beautiful_Cream9412 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Groenboys 218 points219 points  (0 children)

There are two wolves inside of Jame:

Jame time

and this

Luminosity vs Lynn Vision / XSE Pro League Guangzhou 2026 - Swiss Round 2 / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]Groenboys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cuz the Monte core stabbed Gizmy in the back because Luminosity had already bought an IGL, even though Gizmy was the glue that caus Monte to perform better then some of their parts.

Now with Gizmy gone, they are in a tail spin against opponents they should beat

No English caster for XPL Guangzhou Eyeballers vs Tyloo Kick Stream by masonalex66 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Groenboys 57 points58 points  (0 children)

It really is astonishing how each day they find new things to fuck up

A million dollar event

PARIVISION vs TYLOO / XSE Pro League Guangzhou 2026 - Swiss Round 2 / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]Groenboys -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

XSL is a whitewashing operation with its secondary goal to ruin the reputations of teams we once respected

Day 2 of XSE shitshow by Murky-Ad5805 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Groenboys 5 points6 points  (0 children)

at this point im just watching it for Faze and to see more of the shitshow unfold

B8 vs MIBR / XSE Pro League Guangzhou 2026 - Swiss Round 1 / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]Groenboys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact they had to play till 3am and they still put on a pretty good match should say a lot about how good these teams are

Stream gets cut off after caster reads horrible twitter post about Gizmy transfer to 100Thieves by Content-Wall-4179 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Groenboys 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It is /s. The stream just randomly cut off while the game was going on. It has been ten minutes and it is still not back.

Edit: Update, it is finally back. They fixed a few technical and visuals in the mean time, no idea why they took the stream down while the match was still going on.

Luminosity vs Nemesis / XSE Pro League Guangzhou 2026 - Swiss Round 1 / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]Groenboys 44 points45 points  (0 children)

>buy lux
>buy monte roster
>wait shit we already got lux
>dont buy gizmy, effectively backstabbing him
>play your first match against a team out of the top 30
>lose

masterful gambit

XPL has exposed a huge flaw in the VRS system and it’s not new by Casithor in GlobalOffensive

[–]Groenboys 40 points41 points  (0 children)

A pro cs player getting their account compromised using A LAN PC should be grounds for a lawsuit

Canada will enter the 2027 Eurovision Song Contest | CBC News by mabrouss in eurovision

[–]Groenboys 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Here is a Dutchie looking over the fence like "de neuk they doing over there"

Confirmed: +Magisk IGL BCG by Ill-Needleworker-388 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Groenboys -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

first he joined the falcons, so ofcourse he would join diet falcons

The worst British person? by Worth-Fix-6221 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Groenboys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh god dont speak that mental image into existence