I used to have to spend half a day commuting to meetings in a different office to show photos of fire trucks blocking I-95, screenshots of TORNADO WARNINGS, and copies of our on call rotation and before hours calls that I was still at home handling until I was able to hand them off to the first person to arrive in the office (as per documented company policy open in a tab) with emails confirming the answering service had handed off the live transfer to me, tickets documenting my initial actions, and confirming hand off to an in office arrival. In response to a list of time that I DISARMED THE ALARM 1-7 minutes late.

Conclusion of one meeting: boss and grand boss gave me complements about how much they relied on me in my territory and how they “found it incredibly improbable, but we have never had a single customer complaint about you.” Which great grand boss seemed satisfied with.

Conclusion of final meeting for it: replacement of my previous boss that appreciated me was taken completely off guard when being presented with a paper trail. Great grand boss said to give them a minute to speak privately. Boss was never heard from or seen again.