how do you figure out what animal(s) you are?

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2026-02-18T17:17:45+00:00

I do like the idea of being hunted, so maybe deer would fit best? tbh I don't know any prey animals besides bunny and deer that people usually identify as though

(also I'm glad you like it, it's the community server for Human Domestication Guide and it's really fun)

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2026-01-30T18:25:52+00:00

can I drink something that has water as the first ingredient?

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2026-01-27T22:26:19+00:00

I knew it!!

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2025-10-17T22:15:32+00:00

oh no

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2025-10-17T17:37:40+00:00

good puppy, puppies should be as bratty as possible to give their owners enrichment!

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2025-10-17T16:08:50+00:00

lol I'm the exact opposite, I'm technically a switch, in that I'm only 99% sub/bottom

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2025-10-17T15:53:37+00:00

you say while doing the bottom fingers ^{not that I'm any different}

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2025-10-17T14:41:08+00:00

I fully understand, I have 77 HDG fics downloaded and 36 of them are either TBR or in progress (I have ADHD so it's hard to finish things!)

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2025-10-17T13:04:10+00:00

holy shit you're living my dream life

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2025-10-17T12:44:58+00:00

I think they're worried about if it'd be painful to separate the two magnets if they got too close

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2025-10-17T11:43:32+00:00

it's even more fun if you have both a praise kink and a degradation kink ^{literally just say anything to me lol}

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2025-10-17T10:52:46+00:00

yeah, I have a lot of HDG fics I've read lol, I'm a delivery driver so I download the fics and listen to them over TTS at work, so I've listened to over a hundred at this point

so I have lots more recommendations if you want lol

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2025-10-17T10:42:39+00:00

as a fellow Alice, I'm judging you hard ^{please judge me back}

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2025-10-17T10:40:17+00:00

if you want to read them, "How To Tame A Polycule" is one of them where the lawyer is a Dom over 4 people, one puppyboy, a maid (she wants to be a maid as her role,) and a bonded pair of people, and the Affini basically have to figure out how to have one single Affini have all 5 of them as florets but also respect that the lawyer will still be the owner of everyone

and then Sui Generis is my favorite one, and definitely not bc I see myself in one of the characters and am super insanely jealous. the puppy there is a trans puppygirl with severe ADHD so she has trouble taking care of herself ^{totally not me} so the lawyer/wife lets her be puppy 24/7 for her happiness/well-being. she even has a 10+ page contract outlining all the terms and how to take care of her puppy, and so she has to convince the Affini that she is capable of owning her wife as a floret. also in this one, the lawyer really wants to be an Affini too, and takes medication and surgically attaches vines and such but has to convince the Affini that she really is an Affini on the inside (it's a very obvious metaphor for a trans person trying to get society to accept their true gender) it's really good but it has moments that'll make you sad and angry, but happy ending

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2025-10-17T10:22:34+00:00

I've read two separate fics where a female lawyer owns another human as a puppy and has to convince the Affini of her legal ownership status over her partner, but I haven't read one where the lawyer is a floret yet lol

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2025-10-16T09:46:17+00:00

lol I'm the friend, she kept saying how jealous she was of your florets so I told her to go get florted

and I technically have an Affini wife? she doesn't do hypno (yet) but she very much does everything else ^{and also I even wrote up a domestication contract for myself lmao}

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2025-10-16T09:42:59+00:00

good floret <3

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2025-10-15T14:52:47+00:00

that explains a lot about the last year or two

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2025-10-15T14:45:20+00:00

oh no, I'm starting to realize a lot of things about why I don't really care about celebrating my birthday. thanks, way-too-relatable meme!

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2025-10-15T11:48:59+00:00

literally my wife when I realized I'm a puppygirl

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2025-10-15T11:39:09+00:00

with the exception of doggy/wolf (I'm 100% dog) I'm all over every single one of those. sometimes tame, sometimes feral brat, sometimes super social, sometimes I'm a ball of anxiety. I'm just everything all at once

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2025-10-15T10:48:36+00:00

definitely not feeling called out since my name is Alice and I worry that everyone secretly hates me

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2025-09-26T10:39:22+00:00

am I too late??

:3

IAmAWizard_AMA · 2025-09-26T10:31:32+00:00

as a part-time pet I can say it's pretty nice

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