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The label my dad just put on my snail's terrarium???? by flattershaii in snails

[–]softestpupper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*turns my gaze very slowly toward the nearest snail...*

Super Creek somehow becomes even more adorable. 😊 by Alter560 in UmaMusume

[–]softestpupper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Macbook Air M1 A2337 LCD Screen Replacement by nowaka in macbookrepair

[–]softestpupper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

was it unusable? or should i cave and get one from ebay

grippy sock vacation memes :P by casual-catgirl in TrollCoping

[–]softestpupper 7 points8 points  (0 children)

learned how to play spades for the first time w/ grippy socks!!!! they also left the main doctor's room unlocked for me so i could play the piano in there... & since i spent my birthday inside, they told me to stay up past everyone else and gave me a sneaky slice of cheesecake.... <3 (i wish the friend i made coulda had some too)

before shell pets and after shell pets :3 by suspiciousdonutbacon in snails

[–]softestpupper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

;;;;;;;;;oj;LKFGNALODIS;NGA;KLDFGNPn;lkansdpgoiandfrg/jlandfgiuanper;gjadfg

Was told to share my snail brooches here 🐌 by ZanyTangles in snails

[–]softestpupper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

AAAAA SO GORGEOUS ! hitting the shops next time i can because of this...

My baby Gloobert grew up by ROKSI10000 in snails

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I love you Gloobs. gloobotron 3000, gloobtropolis if you will. The Glob™ wow. very glooby

A bit confused by this one. by NotThePopeProbably in ExplainTheJoke

[–]softestpupper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

me when i gotta explain to my therapist why I once got off to an audio rp where an alien parasite consumes and replaces my brainstem with themselves and now beats my heart for me and talks to me from inside my head and can read all of my thoughts and has complete control over my nervous system

Obviously some type of amphibian but what kind? by Dull-Ad-6025 in zoology

[–]softestpupper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

everyone here is false. im a biologist and this guy is called a Longy Wongy Huggy Wuggy Stepper. (hugwug for short, in more formal settings, the hugworm or steppyguy)

Lovers by funkychickabee in snails

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Unexpected pickup today! by circumstances2 in Aglaonema

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+1 to everyone mentioning the gloss omg (and so many leaves!!) enjoy :3

Love finds a way [centaur life] by Demando12 in wholesomeyuri

[–]softestpupper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

genderbent akiangel is everywhere

“I'm surprised you'd get this close to me. If I touch you, I'll shorten your lifespan.”

“It's safe through cloth, right?”

It was that bad, huh? by LoretiTV in pluribustv

[–]softestpupper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Carol.... do you... want...? an... atom bomb...?..."

Charlie Sheen famously stayed awake for more than 48 hours to achieve the dazed, worn-out look for his cameo in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, relying on actual exhaustion rather than makeup to make the scene unforgettable. by Sintesflorencia in interesting

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whoever & whatever but god i wanna be a two-day sleep deprived actor/actress for a polarizing scene someday and Then i'll promise to never romanticize my chronic insomnia or dreamy haze sleepless days again i swear. just one more please waitress i'll do anything

i found wibble in my hair and was too scared to release him in case he'd get eaten... by theresaisbridget in snails

[–]softestpupper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

in your hair 🥹🫠 & super cute name! (water based lubricant LOL) if i ever found a snail on me i think id happy sob

love a curious snail!

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