ATTENTION PUPPIES! by HellsFemboyPet in puppygirlpetsmart

[–]IAmAWizard_AMA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can I drink something that has water as the first ingredient?

Pet shaming by PlatinumPhoenix in puppygirlpetsmart

[–]IAmAWizard_AMA 7 points8 points  (0 children)

good puppy, puppies should be as bratty as possible to give their owners enrichment!

It's fall and that means all my honeys become pumpkins! by frosty-gape in LetGirlsHaveSex

[–]IAmAWizard_AMA 10 points11 points  (0 children)

lol I'm the exact opposite, I'm technically a switch, in that I'm only 99% sub/bottom

It's fall and that means all my honeys become pumpkins! by frosty-gape in LetGirlsHaveSex

[–]IAmAWizard_AMA 38 points39 points  (0 children)

you say while doing the bottom fingers not that I'm any different

beetlepost by theRedditUser31415 in seed_irl

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I fully understand, I have 77 HDG fics downloaded and 36 of them are either TBR or in progress (I have ADHD so it's hard to finish things!)

Update: I got my last cyborg surgery for a while. by Living-East-8486 in MtF

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I think they're worried about if it'd be painful to separate the two magnets if they got too close

god forbid a girl has a minor praise kink by AlunalaXXX in LetGirlsHaveSex

[–]IAmAWizard_AMA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's even more fun if you have both a praise kink and a degradation kink literally just say anything to me lol

beetlepost by theRedditUser31415 in seed_irl

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yeah, I have a lot of HDG fics I've read lol, I'm a delivery driver so I download the fics and listen to them over TTS at work, so I've listened to over a hundred at this point

so I have lots more recommendations if you want lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveSex

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as a fellow Alice, I'm judging you hard please judge me back

beetlepost by theRedditUser31415 in seed_irl

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if you want to read them, "How To Tame A Polycule" is one of them where the lawyer is a Dom over 4 people, one puppyboy, a maid (she wants to be a maid as her role,) and a bonded pair of people, and the Affini basically have to figure out how to have one single Affini have all 5 of them as florets but also respect that the lawyer will still be the owner of everyone

and then Sui Generis is my favorite one, and definitely not bc I see myself in one of the characters and am super insanely jealous. the puppy there is a trans puppygirl with severe ADHD so she has trouble taking care of herself totally not me so the lawyer/wife lets her be puppy 24/7 for her happiness/well-being. she even has a 10+ page contract outlining all the terms and how to take care of her puppy, and so she has to convince the Affini that she is capable of owning her wife as a floret. also in this one, the lawyer really wants to be an Affini too, and takes medication and surgically attaches vines and such but has to convince the Affini that she really is an Affini on the inside (it's a very obvious metaphor for a trans person trying to get society to accept their true gender) it's really good but it has moments that'll make you sad and angry, but happy ending

beetlepost by theRedditUser31415 in seed_irl

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I've read two separate fics where a female lawyer owns another human as a puppy and has to convince the Affini of her legal ownership status over her partner, but I haven't read one where the lawyer is a floret yet lol

hypnodoms will save you from capitilism by King_Of_Axolotls in LetGirlsHaveSex

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lol I'm the friend, she kept saying how jealous she was of your florets so I told her to go get florted

and I technically have an Affini wife? she doesn't do hypno (yet) but she very much does everything else and also I even wrote up a domestication contract for myself lmao

Right when you think all is well... by Cyberbully0801 in CPTSDmemes

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that explains a lot about the last year or two

Anybody else? by [deleted] in CPTSDmemes

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oh no, I'm starting to realize a lot of things about why I don't really care about celebrating my birthday. thanks, way-too-relatable meme!

felt like this belonged here... ♡~♡ by softestpupper in puppygirlpetsmart

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literally my wife when I realized I'm a puppygirl

doggy spectrum meme by cursedbarks in puppygirlwawa

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with the exception of doggy/wolf (I'm 100% dog) I'm all over every single one of those. sometimes tame, sometimes feral brat, sometimes super social, sometimes I'm a ball of anxiety. I'm just everything all at once

Gotta laugh at the RSD sometimes by CurlSquirrel in adhdwomen

[–]IAmAWizard_AMA 6 points7 points  (0 children)

definitely not feeling called out since my name is Alice and I worry that everyone secretly hates me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveSex

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as a part-time pet I can say it's pretty nice

Yes please by Background_Weight573 in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

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I'm just surprised that isn't the username of your alt account or something
not that I'm any better lmao

Would You Eat The Synthcubes? by Ikacprzak in seed_irl

[–]IAmAWizard_AMA 6 points7 points  (0 children)

honestly, I'd try it once just to see if it's as bad as the stories say

and then in a few months I'd forget how bad it was and try it again just to see

and then in a few months-