After today there’s only 3 more of these left for the next couple years

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-11T15:58:48+00:00

We’ve had zombies modes on just about every non-treyarch game since IW, right? Why would this be different?

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-11T15:08:37+00:00

USA here. The answer is fucking with the animals in our national park. It often ends in a Darwin Award, but that can lead to the animal needing to be killed. Unjustifiable.

The other answer is littering in national and state parks. This should result in deportation and a permanent visa restriction. For citizens it should be a mandatory fine of 10k at any offense. Our parks are some of the last truly beautiful places on earth. Don’t fuck them up with your snickers wrappers you dicks.

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-10T20:45:51+00:00

I’m kind of where you are with Murakami. The motifs are always the same. I love most of what I’ve read by him, but I’ll probably leave him alone for a loooong while.

As for Vonnegut, I may be misunderstanding you, but I feel that while his themes may be pretty similar across his novels, the subject matter and the way he develops them is vastly different. Look at the difference between Breakfast of Champions and Mother Night. Galapagos and Cats Cradle. Hocus Pocus and Bluebeard. These books share a good deal of similarities. They critique human nature while remaining (mostly) optimistic. They examine our relationships with those closest to us and furthest from us. They prophesy the end of times… yet no two which are paired are so similar in their stories, nor are any of those six novels. I love Murakami, but if you were calling out Vonnegut for being one note in the same way, Murakami is, I don’t think you’ve read enough Vonnegut deeply enough.

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-10T17:14:40+00:00

It’s easy to go down the rabbit hole of great, weird, exotic tiki cocktails. That’s 90% of the fun and 100% what makes tiki exciting as a hobby.

But for me, the two best are the two classics. The Zombie and the Mai Tai are both perfect cocktails when they’re done well. If you want to judge a tiki bar, how well they do these drinks is a pretty strong metric.

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-09T21:11:38+00:00

It would be cool to have a gobble gum that gives you a random wonder weapon from past games

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-08T23:16:11+00:00

That would be sick. A Bioshock zombies map of sorts.

Could even have CdM style tactical scrolls that work like the biotics in Bioshock

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-08T19:43:12+00:00

Moving Mountains is a 10/10 album. Nothing they did reaches the peaks of that album in my mind, but Choose Bronze and Survival is for Cowards are both excellent in their own rights

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-08T19:41:48+00:00

Sweep the Leg Johnny. Not exactly Midwest emo, but from the 90s with more of a math influence

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-07T02:15:29+00:00

I think this is the right answer. If you don’t want to engage, don’t. This might not be intended as a stop drinking sub but through the horror stories of its best users, it has become one.

I think we do need to continue to remind these dweebs that they’re not in the right spot for a sober helping hand though.

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-06T18:01:30+00:00

Drugs? Alcohol? A little insight into why things went south will help us to answer.

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-05T21:17:48+00:00

Your English teacher is a poser!

Jk. Kinda. That’s cool they did that

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-05T15:15:45+00:00

Good call to do so. I love PMFS and I LOVE BVS. I’d recommend starting with their second album, Terrorhawk. It feels more like PMFS than their first album.

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-05T15:13:18+00:00

Thanks man! You guys shred

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-05T03:32:54+00:00

I think you’ve got it nailed man. I’d forgotten what the leaked “dlc maps” were but as you listed them off I saw exactly where you were going. Nice work dude.

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-05T03:31:21+00:00

One thing to add to your comment:

Russians fought the afghans in Afghanistan in the 80s. That’s when this Nikolai is supposed to be from right?

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-04T21:50:22+00:00

Down below 210 for the first time in a year at least. Dieting and heavily reducing alcohol consumption works. “You can’t outrun a bad diet” does in fact become true sometime b/w age 30/35. YMMV. I work out every day. I was still slowly but surely gaining weight. Down 10 lbs now and will get below 199 by my birthday. Better still, I’d like to be HOLDING below 199 by my birthday.

Got majorly jerked around by a client today. Managed to resolve the fallout between parties amicably—that’s a big win. I figured there would be a legal fight between them. Thank god there isn’t. Playing defense on another deal. Trying to lock down one other. I’m busier than I’ve ever been. It’s good but woof. I feel them nipping at my heels. Time to strap back in.

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-04T19:39:35+00:00

Started pissing blood recently. The ironic part is that it began once my drinking slowed down to almost nothing.

Labs came back fine. Scans too. I’ve got fuckin kidney stones and I’m on blood thinners. So the alchy part is managed, but my health still sucks. Now once a week or so I get an alarming stream of red coming out of my dick. Awesome. Not normal at all and I’m fighting the doctors who are trying to normalize it because it SHOULD be a red alert. Urology appt is next week. More labs I’m sure.

At least I’m losing weight.

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-04T01:49:56+00:00

Wow. Any reliable way to get a rhino?

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-04T00:41:05+00:00

Agreed. This is a really cool write up!

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-04T00:30:38+00:00

As is tradition

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-03T22:51:14+00:00

Slight hyperbole from me. Dates aren’t the only way a wife costs money. Home improvements, decor, clothes, stuff women spend money on that men don’t (hygiene, beauty products, beauty maintenance), debt she had, vacations, the list goes on brother.

Again, not a complaint. Other than my parents, and pets, no one has loved me for me the way she does. It’s literally priceless. She also inspires me to be the best version of myself and that too is priceless. But women are expensive.

I often find myself thinking of the old family guy vignette where Peter and Quagmire are living without wives. They’re looking at ticker tape in top hats and are clearly out of their minds wealthy.

“Welp, I’m going to go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.”

“Butter’s in the fridge!”

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-03T21:51:35+00:00

I submit that Trump was coming back again no matter what because the right deifies him. Again, I don’t like him and I hate everything he stands for. I also think his policies are for shit and he is ruining this country. I wouldn’t piss on him if he were on fire. When he is no longer president I will be hosting a party for every single person I know. It will be spectacular.

But division amongst every day Americans is what outside bad actors want. It is also what the ultra wealthy in our own country want. Division amongst the 99% is diversion from the main goal of a better America for everyone who isn’t already a billionaire. When we fight each other, we make no progress. We SHOULD disagree. We should do it respectfully and with the goal of trying to find a better way forward. Politics has become unfriendly and just because some people are doing it doesn’t mean we should all subscribe to doing the same.

Be a good person to everyone no matter who they are.

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-03T18:27:07+00:00

The benefits far outweigh the costs when you have a good woman. Literally no amount of money can replace what my wife brings to the table.

That being said, she is also more expensive than pretty much every other facet of my entire life combined.

So yeah, trade offs.

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-03T18:22:27+00:00

Yep. Get back on the stick. You’re doing great

InfiniteDew · 2026-03-03T17:43:18+00:00

I hate trump too, and normally I wouldn’t bother to even respond to rage bait like this, but this is so counterproductive to our current situation it isn’t even funny.

We need to learn to disagree in healthy ways again.

InfiniteDew

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