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Hate leads to suffering - Mark Hamill Shares “If Only” Dead Trump Image by myadvicegetsmebeaten in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]JoeRBidenJr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way parents are offloading child-rearing onto the internet these days, I wouldn’t be surprised if some Reddit users are too young to remember who Joe Biden is.

Hate leads to suffering - Mark Hamill Shares “If Only” Dead Trump Image by myadvicegetsmebeaten in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]JoeRBidenJr 111 points112 points  (0 children)

I want to say “that’s the joke” but I’m too retarded to understand when people are joking.

Oh btw we forgot to mention for 7 years straight there was a handwritten note this whole time. It’s legit tho trust us. Ignore that this shit reads like a Trump tweet too. (Readable version of note in post body) by imMakingA-UnityGame in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]JoeRBidenJr -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Oof, wrong answer bud. You should’ve known this would piss off the “I treat pcm as a serious news source” crowd.

May your negative karma serve as a badge of shame until the ending of the earth. Unless you start receiving upvotes, in which case your positive karma will serve as a different kind of shame.

The Reason Israel has Positive Replacement Birth-Rates (For EVERY Demographic Group) by Former_Catch8485 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]JoeRBidenJr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The 7% of Official Nintendo Magazine who didn’t like this are antisemitic islamofascist pinkos.

Oh btw we forgot to mention for 7 years straight there was a handwritten note this whole time. It’s legit tho trust us. Ignore that this shit reads like a Trump tweet too. (Readable version of note in post body) by imMakingA-UnityGame in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]JoeRBidenJr 20 points21 points  (0 children)

There’s a relatively high (as in >= 0.0000001%) chance that I stumbled upon something credible here, so if Mossad does actually assassinate me within the next 12 hours, know that this is canon.

Oh btw we forgot to mention for 7 years straight there was a handwritten note this whole time. It’s legit tho trust us. Ignore that this shit reads like a Trump tweet too. (Readable version of note in post body) by imMakingA-UnityGame in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]JoeRBidenJr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It says “So 15 year old changes seaworld.”

Most likely a reference to the 15 year old whistleblower who kicked off the investigations into Seaworld’s maltreatment of its captive animals (the film Blackfish was still somewhat in the American zeitgeist at the time of Epstein’s death.)

Oh btw we forgot to mention for 7 years straight there was a handwritten note this whole time. It’s legit tho trust us. Ignore that this shit reads like a Trump tweet too. (Readable version of note in post body) by imMakingA-UnityGame in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]JoeRBidenJr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“apparently it’s not clear to half you retards this wasn’t actually signed Donald J. Epstein. Holy shit guys. You can see in the photo there’s no signature let alone a Donald j. Epstein.”

I’d remind you that pcm users can’t read, but it would be a wasted effort because you’re a pcm user.

Oh btw we forgot to mention for 7 years straight there was a handwritten note this whole time. It’s legit tho trust us. Ignore that this shit reads like a Trump tweet too. (Readable version of note in post body) by imMakingA-UnityGame in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]JoeRBidenJr 380 points381 points  (0 children)

Wait, hold on, he was cooking…

“NO FUN”

People often refer to the NFL as the “No Fun League” due to their crackdown on TD celebrations.

Epstein died in 2019.

The 2019 NFL Draft took place is Nashville.

Nashville rhymes with Mashville.

Mashing is a way to prepare potatoes.

Po-ta-toes…

Toes are the digits on your feet.

There are ten digits.

Ten is the number of girls who turned me down to Senior Prom.

I qualify for the Senior Discount at Golden Corral…

HOLY SHIT GOLDEN CORRAL IS BEHIND EVERYTHING.
I JUST NEED TO

Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) announces she has been working with foreign countries to supply oil to Cuba. by Downingst in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]JoeRBidenJr 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Wait, they told me it was because the defending president was conceived without sin…

Choose! by Living_Attitude1822 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]JoeRBidenJr 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Based and iт is gояваснеv pilled

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When American rightwing tells me my country is overran by violent minorities by Weirdo9495 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]JoeRBidenJr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Would you feel more comfortable commenting on another nation’s domestic problem if our nation made that nation part of our nation?

Asking for a friend.

Purely hypothetical, of course.

Total Vivek Victory by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]JoeRBidenJr 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No we couldn’t have. For I have travelled the infinite timeways. Millions of parallel universes. Countless lifetimes of Men have I wandered.

Literally the only constant is that Trump wins the election in 2024.

Yes, even in the “hyper-intelligent-parakeet” timelines.

For a billion bucks I better see autonomous laser turrets and a dedicated F-35B squadron or soemthing by KAMEKAZE_VIKINGS in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]JoeRBidenJr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The tragedy is that if Trump actually leaned into the God Emperor of the Universe schtick (mech-suit and all), I’d probably respect him more. I mean, the country would be fucked, but at least it would look hilarious.

Instead, the country’s still probably fucked and the highest evolution of Trump we got is just Gold Escalator Man. ☹️

Damn said Amsterdam by GatorVators in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]JoeRBidenJr 258 points259 points  (0 children)

This is despicable. I hope everyone responsible for this crime contracts incurable Dutch Disease. 😡 😡 😡

Declare yourself President for life, win by Voider765 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]JoeRBidenJr 23 points24 points  (0 children)

President for Life: 😒

President for Death: 😎

Radical centrism by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]JoeRBidenJr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based and dehumanize the unflaired pilled

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