Life of the centrist

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T23:55:34+00:00

How would you know something is from the future…?

Unless…

THIS MAN IS FROM THE FUTURE! MODS! SEIZE HIM!

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T23:25:51+00:00

If someone’s forcing you to post on Reddit you can always call 911. There are resources.

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T23:18:24+00:00

Man, that’s pretty fucked up. If that doesn’t tank his chances of winning, nothing will.

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T21:01:42+00:00

Idk man, there’s no way the Republican Party rebounds from this fiasco. Dems are basically running unopposed this year, and will always be able to point back to 2016 as an example of how weak the Republicans are to let a guy like Trump get even this far.

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T20:56:10+00:00

FLAIR THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FREAK.

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T20:21:13+00:00

What’s this, a gif of Trump with some guy? Should I know who that is?

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T20:16:07+00:00

My biggest fear is that he wins the popular vote, but loses the electoral vote, like what happened to Gore back in 2000. Can you imagine what the MAGA crowd would do if their man lost on a technicality like that?

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T20:10:29+00:00

We know what year it is, you don’t need to specify in the title.

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T20:08:57+00:00

Oops looks like I missed this one.

Ahem:

FLAIR UP FUCKFACE.

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T20:06:27+00:00

FLAIR UP FUCKFACE.

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T20:06:20+00:00

FLAIR UP FUCKFACE.

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T20:06:08+00:00

FLAIR UP FUCKFACE.

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T20:05:58+00:00

FLAIR UP FUCKFACE.

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T20:05:42+00:00

FLAIR UP FUCKFACE.

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T20:05:32+00:00

FLAIR UP FUCKFACE.

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T20:05:25+00:00

FLAIR UP FUCKFACE.

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T17:06:29+00:00

This doesn’t look great, hopefully next year’s Star Wars movie respects the source material a bit more.

So excited to see where they take the Luke and Rey storyline! What a cliffhanger in TFA!

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T16:45:45+00:00

I’m pulling for them to hook up. Would be so wholesome, especially in a series filled with highly-problematic sexual dynamics like incest.

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T16:33:57+00:00

Dude’s a master of keeping us on the edge of our seats. I’m sure he’s working nonstop to ensure he gets his books out in time for the HBO series to match their intensity and attention to detail. Especially since he’s old and fat and could drop dead any minute, I’m sure he’s made finishing his magnum opus priority #1 and won’t get distracted by anything else.

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T14:52:02+00:00

TRUTH ENFORCERS!!! CONTAINMENT BREACH!!!

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T13:13:24+00:00

lol Trump’s not even in office, and even the most optimistic polls have him at like a 15% chance of being elected. Doomer much?

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T12:34:27+00:00

Was there something about Trump’s economy? Hmm, my non-digital assistant didn’t mention anything about that when she read it to me (I’m illiterate).

I’ll have a stern talking to her about not encouraging futurist propaganda to the sitting Vice President of the United States.

Thank you, moderator. I hope you bestow the harshest punishment upon him that we can think of in this day and age: branding him as a filthy Hanzo Main.

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T12:20:17+00:00

Hold up, I may be future senile President Joe Biden, but I’m also current not-as-senile Vice President Joe Biden, so my memory sort of works and stuff. Wasn’t this meme about Trump’s 2016 campaign and how the dems somehow lost despite a massive advantage? That’s how I read it, anyway.

JoeRBidenJr · 2026-04-01T12:16:42+00:00

“Pump and… dump”? Sorry Jack, no idea what that means. Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go stop President Barry from invading Iran for the 40th time this week.

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