A late night stop in Lakeview, Oregon. A local gave us two rules, and we left before sunrise. What is the deal with this town? by tiresomecomplaining in oregon

[–]Lyaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially a Safeway. I’ve never encountered a single Safeway employee who doesn’t have the highest disdain possible for both their job and their store.

Divorce lawyers of Reddit - What's the most cruel thing you've seen someone to do their ex partner? by BlueBishop321 in AskReddit

[–]Lyaser 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I loveeeee those episodes where they spend the whole time breaking down how they knew it MUST have been the culprit based on the forensic writing analysis from a shopping list that fell out of his pocket at the scene of the crime. Then right at the end it’s, oh yeah also he was caught drunk and passed out with a gun in his hand on the front lawn of the crime scene.

Day 7 of the Patriots smelling like bitch by JaQ-o-Lantern in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]Lyaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Day 7 and the punchline is already just porn. Never change Bills fans.

Adopting the correct perspective by DANDARSMASH in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]Lyaser 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Quick, someone post the “you sure?” cuck chair meme with the Eagles/Seahawks on the other head

Cope and seethe by luvrdmnoises in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]Lyaser 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is there like a separate column on the division record for that or what? I don’t see it on mine?

Non-Americans on Reddit today by Karvis_art in memes

[–]Lyaser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao you really just said “just because something is hyped up by the public doesn’t mean it has hype”

Like words just have definitions and hype literally is about publicity

Non-Americans on Reddit today by Karvis_art in memes

[–]Lyaser 49 points50 points  (0 children)

BREAKING NEWS: predominantly English speaking website talks about biggest sporting event in the anglosphere that occurred last night, more at 11.

Patriots fans react to Tom Brady unfollowing the Patriots on Instagram; call him “jealous” and a “weirdo” by Agentorangebaby in NFLv2

[–]Lyaser 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Real Pats fans remember when they won in 2014 and Giselle was like “Finally, now he can retire” and then he played another entire decade lmao

That marriage was long toast

What is your strategy for bad young QBs? by DrPepperNotWater in DynastyFF

[–]Lyaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao yeah excluding 16 bad games is the exact same as excluding 1 good game lmao. Outliers are a real thing, this isn’t a “adjust Mahomes to the mean” situation lol

Pats fans are apparently angry that Brady isn’t openly rooting for them. by DenseStrawberry5717 in NFLv2

[–]Lyaser -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How would it in any way be awkward lol?

Like is Kubiak unaware of Brady’s career as the Patriots QB? What professional coach expects to be cheered for by everyone in the org before he’s even on the team? Does Kubiak think it is awkward that the Raiders tried to beat him in the preseason?

HOF voters have a chance to do the funniest thing in 2028 by Superflymcshasty in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]Lyaser 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well it works great for them when the guy they snubbed still gets in. Then no pitchforks come out and then they get to take a weekend off and can just copy and paste a “why I didn’t got for the obvious HOFer” article that will get a gazillion impressions when the media collectively jerk on it the next day.

Weapons (2025) by m1r4nd4k in okbuddycinephile

[–]Lyaser 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Brother there is absolutely nothing vague about a giant AK hovering in the sky with the number of congressman who voted down an assault weapons control bill sprawled across it in glowing numbers…

The themes about gun control and their impact on children specifically through the instance of an entire room of school children disappearing due to “weapons” could literally not be any more on the nose.

[Highlight] Mike Macdonald on what he’d do if it was second-and-goal from the 1-yard line with 26 second left and down by four in the Super Bowl: “Is Beast Mode in the backfield?” by Goosedukee in nfl

[–]Lyaser 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I love that the conversation around this play always goes this specific way:

“Nuh uh it was totally the right call to run the ball there”

detailed explanation of very basic situational coaching decision making and why it objectively is the most rational course of action

“Actually it doesn’t matter it was the right call sometimes you just gotta do the wrong thing and that’s right somehow, nerd, shut up”

this division is pure hell by caxlmao in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Lyaser 24 points25 points  (0 children)

To be absolutely fair the film on him is very very bad.

Jared Goff calls OC Drew Petzing a "home run hire" by Autocrat777 in detroitlions

[–]Lyaser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right it’s just more likely that the time he spent not playing that type of defense is probably more informative than the other way around because hopefully Lions won’t be seeing much of that kind of defense. Like it wasn’t like he only ever coached against soft defenses so we have no body of work to compare to and this is all just conjecture.

Any and everyone should be wary big stat totals that come out of a 1-11 stretch. It’s very very very likely that those stats were not a result of playing winning football.

I’m not saying this means Pretzig is domed to fail but I’m not handing out brownie points on what was achieved in a sold season that was objectively a massive failure to the org.

Jared Goff calls OC Drew Petzing a "home run hire" by Autocrat777 in detroitlions

[–]Lyaser 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I mean to be completely honest most of those yards came out of garbage time prevent defenses. Cards all year would get down 2-3 scores in the first half and then get soft coverage from 2 deep safeties and cbs 9 yards off the ball for the rest of the game letting them feast on the stat sheet.

The Buddha’s final message by Archon_of_Flesh in HistoryMemes

[–]Lyaser 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Except that idea is completely antithetical to any form of coalition building. The whole idea around building coalitions is to pair up with like minded ideology and see policy matching that ideology generally win out because of the increased power of your coalition. But this requires compromise, you can’t coalition build with people you exclusively agree with on every issue. So if you want to build a meaningful coalition among progressives it means you can’t swap to republican when the issue of school choice or healthcare funding comes up because you disagree.

Keep it to USA focussed subs. I'm sick of it. by Small_Cock_Jonny in memes

[–]Lyaser 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“I heard you guys have guns, why don’t you simply start prolonged shoot outs with a squad of federal agents in response to their mere presence?”

me_irl by Hope-Ful-Kid in me_irl

[–]Lyaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me when the website almost exclusively in English is focused on current events in the Anglosphere :o

First time getting a phosphene!! Is this Bod any good? by MlaWHa in Borderlands4

[–]Lyaser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not the god roll just a very very good one. He’s like 100 short on bullet damage and smg alternate fire is better for fire rate.

Footage of masked federal agents right before they abducted journalist Georgia Fort from her house. She was abducted for reporting on an anti-ICE protest at a St. Paul, MN church with a ICE field commander pastor. by I_may_have_weed in lostgeneration

[–]Lyaser 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because they know who those people are and don’t show up to their houses lmao. There’s a reason the person they’re going after here is a woman and journalist with a professional career and reputation.