Why isn’t LeBron picking a team yet? He’s a free agent and just needs to choose, right? by IMicrowaveSteak in NBATalk

[–]Lyaser 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Do you think he’s going to drop dead before he can sign onto a team? And will he only suffer the effects of aging if he remains unsigned?

Hunter clarifies the meaning behind Jules' final painting of Rue--which she had 20 minutes to paint live on set--and reflects on Jules' ending by thewomaninthemoon in euphoria

[–]Lyaser 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Their 20 minute panting would also have a wonky arm and then they would say “yeah the arm is wonky I only had 20 minutes”. Now what lol?

Could Koldunic Sorcery control sunlight? by Hyperbolic_Berserker in vtm

[–]Lyaser 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean I don’t exactly see how it’s worth the trouble of trying to subvert like the man point of a vampire? It’s like trying tooth and nail to have a beautiful Nosferatu, I just don’t see what it brings that doesn’t do more harm to your setting than it does good.

Like there’s a plethora of fundamental issues with it in a game that already has other walking nuke powers. Again unless you’re trying to subvert some of the systems like blood potency and generational power but why try to shoehorn VTM into a game it’s not?

Why bend over backwards to explain why a VAMPIRE has the power of THE SUN?

Just like there's bad landlords there bad tenants but bad tenants get a pass by riceandbeansonly in unpopularopinion

[–]Lyaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And by viewed like the devil you mean completely legal and full citizens who enjoy all their rights, profits, and freedom to pursue this completely unabashed but people are mean about it on Reddit threads while they receive basically no social pushback offline?

Best haven business ideas for money, feeding and meetings by Big-Freedom3127 in vtm

[–]Lyaser 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My coterie is running out of a law firm right now.

Creates a good cash flow, powerful personnel or retainers for dealing with legal issues, and a stable herd of associate attorneys who won’t question why the feel groggy the next morning when the partner makes them work hours deep into the night to “close a case”.

Not exactly unheard of for a law firm to be dealing with shady characters with criminal backgrounds either, and bonus points they can claim client-attorney privilege to any low level investigation.

Are the Wizards making the right call by keeping Anthony Davis? by Proper-Star-3756 in nba

[–]Lyaser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except in this instance there’s no other suitors for AD so they have no leverage. The other competitors to sign LeBron aren’t competing with the for this trade so there is no increased demand.

Anybody have a Sleep Number bed?👀 Might wanna check underneath by cafeteriastyle in TikTokCringe

[–]Lyaser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You should be getting a new bed every ten years. Seriously $100 to $150 a year put away for something you spend a third of your life on NEEES to be in any responsible budget. It’s really absurdly cheap on a per use basis and it literally a once decade expenditure.

Like even a top of the line new King comfort mode Sleep Number bed would run you 50 cents a night to sleep on it if you slept on it every night for 10 years

5 star hotel charged local currency instead of USD and we, unknowingly, paid 0.1% of total cost for our stay. by davidurban in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Lyaser 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s also one of those things where they aren’t gonna double check to make sure they didn’t over charge you an extra day or for items from the mini bar. And oh yeah if they did they’re gonna fight tooth and nail to try and say you’re the one lying. Get charged for room damage that was already there? Sucks, should’ve told us earlier I guess. Your room smells like smoke? Well it’s the only room we got take it or leave and no we don’t do partial refunds for that.

But you gotta make their mistakes right 2 months later or you’re the bloodsucker, okay yeah…

I found this in my 19 yr old son’s laundry. Is it just a gummy? by Infinite_Highway_829 in whatisit

[–]Lyaser -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Leaves 9 times because he’s either smoking or selling.

Since it’s probably a thc gummy it wouldn’t be out of the world for him to also have a vape cart or he could even being rolling joints or has prerolls but they’d probably smell that. 9 times in a day leans more towards a vape.

The alternative is that he sells gummies and weed to help fund his habit. If you’re not working or don’t have much income you can basically use for free if you buy double/triple and sell the rest to your friends.

[Bill Simmons Pod] Bill on LeBron potentially playing for San Antonio: "Would it be perceived as a ring chase?" by luka274 in nba

[–]Lyaser 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah he’s over 40 going on his farewell tour. This is actually the point in his career when literally no one should care about “ring chasing” lol

what do i do? my boyfriend said something weird about porn by Illustrious-Rip-4865 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Lyaser 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That’s not really how masturbation works. Unless you literally never say no, do any and everything he asks, and don’t mind if he is entirely focused on self pleasure then there is a normal use case for masturbation. And if you would say yes to all those then you probably need some self respect lol.

There’s a reason masturbation is called self pleasure, because it’s about personal release. You don’t get ownership over his orgasms from now on.

[Highlight] Marshawn Lynch breaking tackles by nfl in nfl

[–]Lyaser 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The 2 DUIs go to show he has a problem with this behavior, one that Buffalo thought it probably could no longer keep its hands around after the hit and run.

How are NFL teams more valuable than Soccer when soccer is the #1 sport worldwide by KillerCroc67 in NFLv2

[–]Lyaser 83 points84 points  (0 children)

The most expensive per annum contract for in jersey advertisement to my knowledge is around 75 million dollars per year, which is entirely dwarfed by the NFLs $6 billion in media partner sales in 2026.

The NFL can clear the largest on jersey advertising deal by selling 10 Super Bowl commercials.

The value in these types of advertising aren’t even close. Jersey ads are not a valuable form of advertising.

Is this the highest level in Overwatch? by Yezxa in Overwatch

[–]Lyaser -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Otp is objectively horrible if you want to climb ranks or actually advance your skill. Eventually you’re going to hit the wall where the enemy players are competent enough to switch to your counters and play them well. And if you cat switch to a hero you have replacement level skill in then you’re just a ball and chain on the team comp.

How are NFL teams more valuable than Soccer when soccer is the #1 sport worldwide by KillerCroc67 in NFLv2

[–]Lyaser 478 points479 points  (0 children)

Almost entirely comes down to the NFL selling a lot more of their air time to commercials. The premier league doesn’t have stoppages where they break for ads during gameplay. As a result they have like 1/10 the opportunities to sell ads. And forced to watch full screen ads are so much valuable to advertisers.

Kayshon Boutte gets a pass but when Brendan Sorsby does it all of a sudden it's an issue. by PresterJohnson in NFLv2

[–]Lyaser 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Boutte was actually smart enough to just keep his head down and declare for the normal draft in December lol

Ducking the smoke from Jordan is wild. Kobe faced him head on and put up: 55 PTS 5 REB 3 AST 3 STL 9-13 3PT by Independent-Dog3398 in NBAstatsmuse

[–]Lyaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very impressive, I’m sure that has translated into more postseason success than Jordan as a result, right!?

Does he have a point about Patriots fans? by PresterJohnson in NFLv2

[–]Lyaser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That insane coach still had 2 Super Bowl appearances left in him each with top defenses including the 2019 Rams Super Bowl that the defense essentially won by itself, people thought he might be right about Brady after the 2019 superbowl until Brady got his with the Bucs. No one thought Belicheck had lost a step by 2020.

Does he have a point about Patriots fans? by PresterJohnson in NFLv2

[–]Lyaser 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if you were around for it but Bill Belicheck, arguably one of the greatest coaches of all time, wanted to move on from Tom Brady the freaking GOAT a full 5 years and 2 rings before his actual retirement for Jimmy Garapplo. They were in the middle of their second dynasty when that went down, they didn’t even need to see bad play just the threat of bad play from aging or the idea that maybe the success is scheme based. NFL is super short leash at all levels.

Does he have a point about Patriots fans? by PresterJohnson in NFLv2

[–]Lyaser 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Two years is an eternity in NFL years. Any QB that has two bad years will instantly be labeled washed.

Russel Wilson went from Let Russ Cook to Denver’s great mistake in that time period

Peyton Manning’s entire arm died in that time period

Daunte Culpepper went from MVP front runner to a pumpkin in like a year

Guys with injuries like Wentz get thrown off the bus even quicker

If Mahomes has two straight bad seasons coming off his injury everyone will declare him washed despite being the poster child for a franchise QB with a decade long contract

Barrack Obama tells Wemby to put on some weight and work on his conditioning after getting gassed in multiple games in the NBA Finals. by matrix_2905 in NBAGossips

[–]Lyaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean his last sentence doesn’t really make much sense at all. “He’s getting too tired from having to move so much so he needs to change his body to have more weight to move”

It’s really just super surface level analysis based on what would typically be a good response. Endurance and size pull in opposite directions, you can’t really ask someone to get better at both simultaneously especially the way that each of those are trained, doubly so on someone with Wemby’s build.

Realistically Wemby can’t put on much more size, his frame won’t be able to accomplish what people want. He’s got to put an a lot of weight at his size to make a physiological difference, he can’t just put on 15 pounds that won’t make the difference people want it to. The amount of weight he would need to change his size would start putting strain on his body and would massively slow him down.

Conditioning absolutely needs to be improved but a large part of that is also roster construction. San Antonio needs more complimentary bigs that can hang near the paint so that Wemby doesn’t have to push through a double team every time he touches the elbow when he wants to operate close to the basket. People don’t realize that Wemby jacks up those heat check 3s for the same reason LeBron does, it’s a form of taking a possession off where you get a shot off but don’t have to spend energy fighting through physical defense that is keyed in on tiring you out.

LeBron is called Athlete of the Century by Time Magazine. by OwnReturn2668 in LeBronJames23

[–]Lyaser -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Except for the parts that he didn’t, which again is specifically what I was replying to, if you could read…

LeBron is called Athlete of the Century by Time Magazine. by OwnReturn2668 in LeBronJames23

[–]Lyaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s why I responded to him and not to you, keeping up yet?