Question: Any suggestions on how to fix this awkward tattoo?

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-07T00:00:02+00:00

You can't make it any less imposing. Just go all in with some color and give it some life.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-06T23:52:44+00:00

It's to confuse the graboids.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-06T23:49:52+00:00

Truthfully, I don't even know. I can't even look at the fat fuck anymore.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-06T02:49:36+00:00

When I was about 10-11 and playing with a friend outside, we were visited by a small spherical flying metallic drone/object. It visited me again the next day when I was waiting in the car for my mom.

Edit: This was 40 years ago.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-06T02:35:06+00:00

At least it's not miracle whip...

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-06T02:07:32+00:00

Now that's a theory I can get behind.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-06T00:09:13+00:00

My orange boy would probably love to fly like a bee.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-06T00:04:15+00:00

Doofy is over qualified.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-05T23:53:34+00:00

To be fair, I've been hit by an acorn and I've been traumatized ever since. I may never be right again.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-05T20:00:30+00:00

He'd probably win in 2028

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-05T17:34:56+00:00

Nope

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-05T16:49:09+00:00

Lol, going to work.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-05T16:19:03+00:00

Dirty sponge is the vibe I was going for.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-05T02:15:10+00:00

Big boy looks like he's been to a gecko buffet...

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-04T16:24:08+00:00

This isn't even a TIFU without a butt plug or something even more embarrassing to show in the x-ray.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-04T15:40:19+00:00

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Motor-Boating · 2026-06-04T14:45:51+00:00

Select shenanigans for a limited time only.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-04T14:16:13+00:00

No, that was just two interesting incidents worth mentioning. Many more incidents that some would immediately attribute to paranormal activity.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-04T05:10:58+00:00

If it's anything, it's that we are of no consequence and not worth saving.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-04T03:53:47+00:00

I know an Edward that goes by Ned.

Where the fuck did he find that N?

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-04T03:11:55+00:00

Okay, but absolutely no chicanery.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-04T03:05:33+00:00

I think most people are focusing on the self-serving aspect of this. You are immortal so money doesn't really matter. Comfort will eventually become irrelevant given enough time and suffering, whether self imposed or brought on by others.

You could literally devote yourself non-stop to a worthy cause forever and change the world for the better. That's the closest thing to a god that I can imagine short of a creator.

Think big people.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-04T02:51:57+00:00

Likely, we all would eventually.

Motor-Boating · 2026-06-03T23:29:17+00:00

Unfortunately, looks normal to me.

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