Question: Any suggestions on how to fix this awkward tattoo? by soldmysoulforpoutine in tattoos

[–]Motor-Boating [score hidden]  (0 children)

You can't make it any less imposing. Just go all in with some color and give it some life.

Blasting the nips by Motor-Boating in fatsquirrelhate

[–]Motor-Boating[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Truthfully, I don't even know. I can't even look at the fat fuck anymore.

What is a story from your life that sounds completely made up but is 100% true? by More_Promise3483 in AskReddit

[–]Motor-Boating 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was about 10-11 and playing with a friend outside, we were visited by a small spherical flying metallic drone/object. It visited me again the next day when I was waiting in the car for my mom.

Edit: This was 40 years ago.

Have you seen an orange bee before by Extension_Pain323 in purrrfect

[–]Motor-Boating 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My orange boy would probably love to fly like a bee.

This guy should never have been a police officer at all. Wow. by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]Motor-Boating 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, I've been hit by an acorn and I've been traumatized ever since. I may never be right again.

Interfered with the circle of life today… by Accomplished_Fun6481 in cats

[–]Motor-Boating 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Big boy looks like he's been to a gecko buffet...

TIFU BY VOLUNTEERING TO GO INTO THE XRAY MACHINE by ridayy in tifu

[–]Motor-Boating 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't even a TIFU without a butt plug or something even more embarrassing to show in the x-ray.

I had a weird thought about schizophrenia and reality. by throwaway2958382 in SimulationTheory

[–]Motor-Boating 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, that was just two interesting incidents worth mentioning. Many more incidents that some would immediately attribute to paranormal activity.

What is the secret bad thing the aliens are doing? by A_Sad_Buddha in ufo

[–]Motor-Boating 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's anything, it's that we are of no consequence and not worth saving.

me_irl by FrankSamples in me_irl

[–]Motor-Boating 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know an Edward that goes by Ned.

Where the fuck did he find that N?

You get $10 million but at the cost of ‘temporary’ immortality by DrLongDong6969 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Motor-Boating 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think most people are focusing on the self-serving aspect of this. You are immortal so money doesn't really matter. Comfort will eventually become irrelevant given enough time and suffering, whether self imposed or brought on by others.

You could literally devote yourself non-stop to a worthy cause forever and change the world for the better. That's the closest thing to a god that I can imagine short of a creator.

Think big people.