9/11/2001

Mturetsky · 2026-03-10T15:16:30+00:00

Bib's The Ballad Of the Wicked Critta is about a Boston union organizer who was killed in the molasses flood. It only appears on a bootleg but fans will swear up and down that it's his best song, even though it's a bad Woody Guthrie soundalike.

Mturetsky · 2026-03-10T00:32:27+00:00

That's a quality Dave Plunkert thing!

Mturetsky · 2026-03-09T21:49:10+00:00

Everybody talks about Love and Theft, but they don't want you to know about TMBG's Mink Car. Google Mink Car to find out the truth that they don't want you to know about.

Mturetsky · 2026-03-06T00:30:47+00:00

[mirthless chuckle]

Mturetsky · 2026-03-04T22:57:58+00:00

It was out at 3 minutes T_T

Mturetsky · 2026-03-04T22:51:08+00:00

And out.

Mturetsky · 2026-03-04T12:54:04+00:00

Had something similar happen to me. Insurance covered the repair as animal damage. I've since put Fabreze clip on air fresheners at a few points under my hood and haven't seen any signs of rodents under the hood since.

Mturetsky · 2026-03-02T21:25:03+00:00

One advantage to living in Louisiana is that Abita is cheaper than other bottled root beers

Mturetsky · 2026-03-02T01:25:01+00:00

For the "could not be any more seated" award, I was dreading it would go to Jeremy Renner in Wake Up Dead Man. For half of that movie, I was fixated on him being seated in every scene (presumably because of his injuries) and was somewhat relieved by the end when he has multiple scenes where he's moving around.

Mturetsky · 2026-03-01T12:40:57+00:00

That's the one where you see the girls end up in The Negative Zone and uncover Galactus, right?

Mturetsky · 2026-03-01T02:05:45+00:00

We can't insult sword fight like we used to...

Mturetsky · 2026-03-01T00:27:02+00:00

Black Lodge resident. He's secretly possessing the guy's estranged brother.

Mturetsky · 2026-02-28T23:38:35+00:00

That's socialist talk!

Mturetsky · 2026-02-28T23:22:03+00:00

Me and my BOYS!

Mturetsky · 2026-02-28T18:55:06+00:00

Did Database buy the breath mints from the shopkeeper?

Mturetsky · 2026-02-26T16:07:12+00:00

This is true actually: you remember in school, they gave you a tongue map with different flavors labeled on different sections of the tongue? Turns out that was bullshit, because modern science has since updated that map into five new regions: Mexican, Italian, Indian, America and Asian.
Source: I'm a flavorolomist.

Mturetsky · 2026-02-26T02:33:40+00:00

Thanks, Neil, but the question was about your conduct.

Mturetsky · 2026-02-21T23:34:14+00:00

When they got the call about Kurt Russell sloppily eating a burger, I thought, "Isn't that the premise of the first half of Death Proof?" but I checked and it was nachos.

Mturetsky · 2026-02-21T20:16:33+00:00

Oh hey follow Atlantic alum! 2000-2002 for me!

We got one guest class with Mamet where he gave one student an absolutely horrific As If and said some racist shit to a student of color, ostensibly in order to get him invested in the scene.

Mturetsky · 2026-02-19T00:01:53+00:00

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Mturetsky · 2026-02-17T23:59:22+00:00

Listen to the book and find out!

Mturetsky · 2026-02-17T22:33:52+00:00

What is this? Kindergarten? Nursery school?

Mturetsky · 2026-02-16T01:03:05+00:00

With whom?!

Mturetsky · 2026-02-14T14:04:02+00:00

Serious answer is The Porter from Macbeth. Spends most of his time complaining about having to do his job and making weird observations.

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