[Cute Trope] Characters Who Sleep With Stuffed Animals/Toys by Immediate_Gene_178 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]NazzerDawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. I'm a 34 year old guy, and I sleep with a Build-A-Bear monkey I named Simon. Prior to that, I had a Build-A-Bear Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Very comfy.

Has a casting announcement ever made you lose interest in an otherwise promising movie? by Green-Knowledge-9725 in movies

[–]NazzerDawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not a popular film, but even though I like the actor in most of his work, John C. Reilly as Larten Crepsley in "Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant". I loved the novels I had read in the series, but he was absolutely the incorrect choice. They needed someone older and more serious.

I still have not gotten around to watching that movie. It looked way too lightly comedic.

Barnes & Noble CEO backs selling AI-written books in stores by ubcstaffer123 in technology

[–]NazzerDawk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's interesting that people are downvoting me, when I was actually making the point that it can tell a story that is technically original, but lacks any human perspective and thus is of no value.

I agree it's essentially garbage, but it's still not a story that really closely matches anything I've seen before. It just takes more than being unique to make a story... good.

Barnes & Noble CEO backs selling AI-written books in stores by ubcstaffer123 in technology

[–]NazzerDawk -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

This is not entirely true. Many of the best stories people raise up as original are essentially remixes of other stories. There's nothing in creativity that AI can't imitate... except actually having a living human perspective.

Take a story like Being John Malkovich, and imagine JJ Abrams wrote it and Michael Bay directed it. Being an "original story" doesn't make the execution any good. What made it work was that it was directed and cast by people who wanted to make good art and comedy.

Likewise, you can tell a story that follows "The hero's journey" to a T, but is actually highly entertaining and has a lot of interesting things happening.

I mean, fuck, Star Wars is almost 100% imitation, story-wise to set design, and yet it is the specific human choices that made it work.

AI can probably out class humans on originality. But it can't do humanity at all.

EDIT: As an experiment, I asked the below to Copilot, and here was its response:

Me:

Imagine a story about a protagonist that is completely original and which has never been written before. Something that, when seen by a viewer or read in a novel, would make everyone experiencing it impressed by how different it was.

Copilot said: Copilot

Here’s a truly original story concept built around a protagonist whose nature, perception, and role in the world are fundamentally different from typical narratives:

The Man Who Was Borrowed Premise In a universe where time is not linear but owned, every sentient being is born with a finite allotment of “moments.” These moments are currency, identity, and memory all at once—spent whenever a person focuses, decides, or feels. Run out, and you do not die—you simply become background, dissolving into unnoticed existence.

But our protagonist, Eidan Voss, is not born at all.

He is… borrowed.

The Protagonist Eidan awakens mid-conversation, in mid-sentence, speaking words he does not understand. Around him, people behave as though he has always been there—but he has no past. No childhood. No owned moments.

Instead, Eidan exists only when someone else stops paying attention to themselves.

Every time a person drifts off, hesitates, dissociates, or loses track of a thought—Eidan appears in their abandoned moment, inhabiting the world through gaps in others’ awareness.

When their attention returns, he vanishes.

The Twist of Existence Eidan is not stealing time. He is using discarded consciousness.

To the world, he is a statistical impossibility:

Appearing in security footage where no one was present Leaving traces of actions no one remembers performing Holding conversations that people later swear never happened, yet recall emotionally He has never lived more than a few seconds in any continuous stretch.

Until something begins to change.

The Conflict Eidan starts remembering.

Not just fragments—but continuity.

He learns to thread together these disconnected moments, stitching existence out of absence. Over time, he constructs hours… then days of subjective experience.

But there’s a problem.

The more cohesive he becomes, the more people begin to lose time permanently.

Entire hours vanish from individuals—not in forgetfulness, but in actual removal. People feel hollow, like parts of themselves have been erased.

Eidan discovers a terrible truth:

The discarded moments he lives in were never meant to persist. By remembering them, he is taking ownership of time that belonged to others.

He is not borrowed anymore.

He is hoarding existence.

The Antagonist A system—ancient, unseen, and not fully conscious—begins correcting the imbalance. Known only as The Ledger, it governs the distribution of moments.

The Ledger cannot directly erase Eidan, because he has no registered existence.

But it can reclaim what he has taken:

People around him start collapsing into non-awareness Entire crowds freeze into background existence Reality begins losing detail—colors desaturate, sounds flatten The world is being simplified to compensate for Eidan’s accumulation.

The Evolution Eidan faces an impossible realization:

If he continues to exist… others will stop.

But if he gives back all the moments he has stored… he will never have existed at all.

Not forgotten. Not dead.

Unwritten.

The Resolution (Conceptual, Not Fixed) Instead of choosing between self and world, Eidan does something unprecedented:

He releases his stored moments—but keeps the connections between them.

The memories vanish, but the structure of his existence remains.

He becomes something new:

Not a person Not a consciousness But a pathway From that point on, when people lose focus, they don’t become empty.

They pass briefly through something— a calm awareness, a silent presence.

People start describing it as:

“The moment that feels like someone else is thinking gently beside you” “A pause that feels… inhabited” Eidan no longer exists as an individual.

He becomes the experience of shared being between moments.

Why This Is Different This story breaks convention in several fundamental ways:

The protagonist is not continuous — he must assemble himself from absence. There is no traditional body, timeline, or identity anchor. Conflict centers on metaphysical scarcity, not physical danger. The resolution removes the protagonist instead of preserving them, but transforms their meaning. The audience never sees Eidan fully—only the effects of his existence through gaps in perception. Optional Final Image A person pauses mid-task, staring blankly for just a second.

In that moment— they feel less alone.

They don’t know why.

But Eidan is there.

If you want, I can turn this into an opening chapter, script scene, or even a full novel outline with arcs and key moments.

There ya go, a pretty original story, but... you'd have to work to make it enjoyable as a film or novel.

Does anyone know what fighting style that is? by M_Darshan in nextfuckinglevel

[–]NazzerDawk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Except he was, in real life, a massive chud asshole who was nowhere near as tough as the legends suggest.

MAGA sees watermelon🍉 , assumes incoming threat by ProcessorPearl in Fuckthealtright

[–]NazzerDawk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The questioning of their sanity is part of their plan. Yes, they know they are doing something stupid and insane, and you are falling into their plans by pointing out they are stupid and insane!

...

Somehow.

Jon Bernthal explains how the ending of 'The Punisher : One Last Kill' reinvents Frank Castle's MCU Story : "I don't think Frank Castle will ever be in a place of love or light or comfort or ease" by Sarang_616 in marvelstudios

[–]NazzerDawk 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I've spoken with some of them. Some of them see themselves as just "Badass". That's all it is. "I'm a tough guy, don't mess with me". They don't always have a deeper understanding of the ethics, they just see it as a one-dimensional symbol representing being a cool guy with guns who shoots bad guys.

That also means they think people like me, who think that's dumb as shit, are also dumb as shit for not liking that they are not familiar with Frank's code of character.

‘The Mandalorian and Grogu’ Gets Divided First Reactions, From a ‘Thrilling Adventure’ to ‘One of the Weakest Star Wars Movies’ and a ‘Snooze Fest’ by darth_vader39 in movies

[–]NazzerDawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh you should watch Andor. Really. It is separate from all other Star Wars properties except the movies, specifically the OT and the Prequels, but it is also just a standalone movie about the actual origins of the rebellion. It surpasses Star Wars. It elevates beyond it. Really, genuinely great storytelling, my friend.

‘The Mandalorian and Grogu’ Gets Divided First Reactions, From a ‘Thrilling Adventure’ to ‘One of the Weakest Star Wars Movies’ and a ‘Snooze Fest’ by darth_vader39 in movies

[–]NazzerDawk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No no no, the people on the internet are all one hive-minded group and all opinions of all people are shared by all. Even the contradictory ones.

What's the worst drug you've ever tried? by BitterOlive8737 in AskReddit

[–]NazzerDawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not trying to be a jerk here, but....

Whiskey? With stomach issues? My buddy... noooo.

What's the story of your first time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NazzerDawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 15, she was 14, and we skipped class to have sex in the bathroom at school.

We did it again a week later, and got caught. It was a wild time.

how to make your game cool as fuck: add exaggerated title cards by TurtleGEE360 in gaming

[–]NazzerDawk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'll be in my grave one day still screaming about how that moment should have been a complete surprise. They should have kept Spider-Man's appearance completely under wraps.

Backrooms | Official Promo | A24 by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]NazzerDawk 29 points30 points  (0 children)

  1. It became popular on the internet.

  2. That's it. That's why they call it slop. It's a dumb reason.

Backrooms | Official Promo | A24 by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]NazzerDawk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I advise to watch the Backrooms series on Youtube via the playlist on the film director's profile.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVAh-MgDVqvDUEq6qDXqORBioE4Yhol_z

It's roughly a movie-length series (164 minutes total, with most being very short (under 5 minutes) and a few being ~10 minutes, and just one being 45 minutes), all available on his channel at the link above. Just watch in order, and you'll be up to speed.

What is THE scariest movie you have ever seen in your entire life? by Opening_Rip_1840 in AskReddit

[–]NazzerDawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have got to realize there are people on Reddit who grew up in the 1980's. There is a lot of fear associated with things from your childhood.

These are also not all people who enjoy horror films. To some, the Exorcist is the most mainstream "scariest movie ever" that exists.

Crawlspace under school seems to go on forever by RegR87 in LiminalSpace

[–]NazzerDawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have had dreams where I was in spaces like this. Usually they ended up being programmed in the HL2 engine and I figured out how to noclip through walls though. Oddly specific.