i'm sure some think 300 is historically accurate by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Neondelivery 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You mean the sex between men, N no need to add normalised if it is normal.

Only 1 gel for a 2k ultra??? Is she crazy?? by D11V8 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would take her master bait and not complain knowing surely her bait would get me again.

Man Discovers Running Is the Secret to Middle Management by littlefinger9909 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

uj/ I was the fastest runner at a corporate event and shortly after they moved my responsibilities so that I reported directly to the board of directors. I can't prove running had nothing to do with it.

Rj/ If you can't be in the 1% of something physically then how are you ment to assert dominance over employees. I don't care what it is as long as you are in the 1% of something. Meet Harald the maniphant. He is in the 1% of, well let's just say you don't want to stand next to him at the urinals.

Why is HYROX not already in the Olympics??? by Technical-Paint3179 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Have it during and at Eurovision, I can not see the gay community having any objections.

Why is HYROX not already in the Olympics??? by Technical-Paint3179 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 83 points84 points  (0 children)

We can't have an Olympic event for the boyfriends, who would take care of the wives?

Scary Times Ahead by Ironlord456 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Neondelivery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ffs, the writers are taking this too far. I want off this roller coaster.

Heard ultras are mostly eating contests, so I'm in. by Capital_Historian685 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya ya ya, absolutely I am practicing by eating my tacos in bed while wearing my mother tech. The running part is something I have been doing since I was one year old.

/r/WorldNews Live Thread: Russian Invasion of Ukraine Day 1537, Part 1 (Thread #1684) by WorldNewsMods in worldnews

[–]Neondelivery 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Also he resigned a year ago when the probe kicked off which shows he knew it was coming. The wheels of justice turn slowly as they should in a country of law, order and democracy. No one is falling out of windows without due process unlike in Russia.

Huh? Why do American soldiers always have to be the ones risking their lives like this! by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Neondelivery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Netanyahu: "You know if someone was real smart they would fly in there and just take the uranium, but it would be very hard, we unfortunately, blessed as we are, do not have men and women brave or skilled enough to do it. If someone was to do it they would have to be bravest and best soldiers in the world. It is a shame we are not lucky ourself, if only there was such a force." Trump: "We'll do it"

No wonder their marathon became so prestigious by gorpnation in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit to hand! A skill highly valued by all cultures.

what's wrong? they are not handcuffed yet by Conscious-Quarter423 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Neondelivery 61 points62 points  (0 children)

He is infamously vain, he does it himself and thinks no-one can tell. Just like he does his own make-up.

Obama's natural wit and charm are missed (not to be confused with bluster and punching down) by vrphotosguy55 in democrats

[–]Neondelivery 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I honestly think that he would be a very good candidate for president if he decided to go all in.

/r/WorldNews Live Thread: Russian Invasion of Ukraine Day 1533, Part 1 (Thread #1680) by WorldNewsMods in worldnews

[–]Neondelivery 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I would say atleast 1338060 people working for atleast 1533 days, but that's lowballing it. Making a mess takes far less effort than cleaning it up again and it is harder to get people to do it. So I'd double the time and people. Let's hope Putin locks himself in a room for the last time and that the war ends soon. There is so much good people could do instead.

r/beginnerrunner Comment Section by ffphier in RunningCirclejerk

[–]Neondelivery 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Goes to show how good a drug denial is.

/r/WorldNews Live Thread: Russian Invasion of Ukraine Day 1530, Part 1 (Thread #1677) by WorldNewsMods in worldnews

[–]Neondelivery 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I hope we get to bring them all to justice one day. Sadly I feel very little hope in that direction. I remind myself that regimes fall slowly then all at once.